The Happiness Patrol

“Happiness is nothing unless it exists side by side with sadness.”

KANDYMAN: So you trusted me, then, Doctor.

DOCTOR: Of course.

KANDYMAN: Very wise. I am a Kandyman of my word, but now our bargain is over. It's time to kill you.

DOCTOR: I thought you might have said that.

KANDYMAN: I beg your pardon?

DOCTOR: She's come to look at your oven.

KANDYMAN: Has she, indeed? Then she should wait to be asked. Impolite guests get to feel the back of my candy hand.