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Tags: Funny
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— The Interstellar Song Contest
BELINDA: You mean it's literally the same diploma, like in a time travel way?
DOCTOR: Timey-wimey.
BELINDA: Timey-wimey?
DOCTOR: Yup.
BELINDA: Am I six?
— The Robot Revolution
They always found one another, didn't they? Romana, and Narvin, and Leela; always together in some combination. An enclave of familiarity against the vastness of time.
— The Questing Beast
DOCTOR: I thought that was non-diegetic.
— The Devil’s Chord
THE TOYMAKER: Well, that’s alright, then!
— The Giggle
DONNA: Was it me, or was Isaac Newton hot?
DOCTOR: He was, wasn't he? He was so hot. Oh! Is that who I am now?
DONNA: Well, it was never that far from the surface, mate. I always thought…
— Wild Blue Yonder
MASTER: That's right, you tell me. And Ace! Or should I say Dorothy? Didn't the Doctor ditch you? No? Little fallout with your Machiavellian maestro?
ACE: Last time I saw you, you were half cat.
MASTER: A man's allowed to experiment.
— The Power of the Doctor
HELEN: Does that mean the woman that captured me was working for them? For the Masters?
DOCTOR: Could be, maybe The Rani? He partnered with her once.
LIV: The Rani?
DOCTOR: Another old school friend of mine. Also evil.
LIV: What were they teaching you at your school?
— Day of the Master – Part 1
LEELA: When we were in the Axis, things were clear. We were there to find a home; to save ourselves, if not our Gallifrey. But on that journey, I lost... everything. You were President on our Gallifrey; you are still a President now. For you, you have lost nothing.
ROMANA: Leela, wait! I'm only trying to do what's best for all of us. And you're wrong. I have lost a great deal. I have lost you.
— Emancipation
ROMANA: And not to put to fine a point on it, Chancellor, but as my second in command, you stand to gain the most from my death.
ALT NARVIN: Of course. But then, I assume that's why you married me. As your husband, I have nothing to gain from your death and everything to lose.
ROMANA: Oh, Romana...
— Forever
ROMANA: I wonder what the odds are that every Narvin in the multiverse is power mad and unpleasant.
K9: I shall calculate.
ROMANA: Don't bother, K9. I'm pretty sure I already know the answer.
ROMANA: Ah, that's more like it. Narvin and Leela at each other's throats, just like the good old days. Well come on then. If I'm going to keep you two in check, I'll need to talk to K9 about exactly what it is we're letting ourselves in for.
NARVIN: That was your plan to get her out and about again? Insulting me?
LEELA: It worked, did it not? Besides, insulting you is one of the few remaining pleasures I enjoy. You would not deny me that, would you?
— Annihilation
LEELA: I will not sit and let you sulk any longer.
ROMANA: Did you just say your presdient was sulking?
LEELA: You are not my president, Romana. I doubt you are anyone's president any longer.
NARVIN: Madame President.
ROMANA: Narvin, I am, as has been pointed out by our friend here, no longer entitled to be called your President. Just Romana will suffice.
NARVIN: You are still my President, my lady.
K9: Castellan K9, mistress.
ROMANA: Will you please deal with his delusions of grandeur, Leela?
LEELA: Castellan K9, as President of the High Council I relieve you of your command. From this moment, you will be only known as K9.
— Reborn
DOCTOR: I was once a man with a masterplan. I’d seek out injustices, topple governments, all in the name of the greater good. I’d started doing the maths, you see…. This is how evil starts, with the belief that the ends justify the means. But once you start down that road, there’s no turning back. What if you can save a million lives, but you have to let ten people die, or a hundred, or a hundred thousand. Where do you stop?
— The Resurrection of Mars
Tags: Sad
IANTO: I love you.
JACK: Don't. Ianto? Ianto. Ianto, stay with me. Ianto, stay with me, please. Stay with me. Stay with me, please.
IANTO: Hey. It was good, yeah?
JACK: Yeah.
IANTO: Don't forget me.
JACK: Never could.
IANTO: A thousand year's time you won't remember me.
JACK: Yes, I will. I promise. I will. Ianto. Ianto? Don't go. Don't leave me, please. Please don't.
— Day Four
JOHN: I think I'm starting to see what he likes about this place. She's beautiful, he's stunning.
GWEN: Don't you ever stop?
JOHN: What, five minutes to live and you want me to behave? Oh, that's gorgeous.
GWEN: That's a poodle.
JOHN: That's nice.
— Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
OWEN: You know, we never gave it a cool name.
TOSH: I thought we called it the Resurrection gauntlet.
OWEN: Cool name.
IANTO: What about the Risen Mitten? I think it's catchy.
— They Keep Killing Suzie
ROMANA: My back looks like a pin cushion the number of times I've been stabbed in it.
— Romana II, Panacea
LEELA: I was so alone in the world of dreams when you left… The wildlands were dark and so quiet. I… I do not wish to be alone.
ROMANA: There will be a place for you with me. For always. Whatever face I wear.
— Spirit
ROMANA: Oh, Wynter, what am I going to do with you?
WYNTER: Call me Soggy-Boggy like everyone else.
ROMANA: I beg your pardon?
WYNTER: Uh- nothing. Uh- Madam. Uh- Madam President. It was just a name they, um, called me. At the Academy. They thought I was wet.
ROMANA: Yes, I’m sure. Well, we all got unpleasant nicknames at the Academy. I got used to mine. Why didn’t you get used to Soggy-Boggy?
— Lies
LEELA: Why did you shoot Narvin, K9? Not that I’m complaining.
K9: Pandora was only active by piggy-backing the brainwaves of an exceptionally intelligent Time Lord.
BRAXIATEL: Hence his lack of sleep. If Narvin had slept, Pandora’s power would have closed down. She must have accessed him ages ago.
ROMANA: Or, like me, it might be inherited, waiting for the right moment.
LEELA: I do not know which shocks me most, Romana. That you had a previous life, or that Narvin is considered one of the most intelligent Time Lords.
ROMANA: K9 is a vicious robot criminal from the fifth galaxy. Aren't you K9?
K9: Affirmative!
ROMANA: Oh come on. You need to be more assertive than that.
K9: Slaves will carry K9 unit into the capsule!
LEELA: Why do you make that funny voice K9?
K9: Now slave! Or I will have you atomized!
LEELA: I will kick your head off first!
LEELA: Oh... It is a game!
K9: Mistress.
LEELA: That is alright then!
— Weapon of Choice
Charley: I thought I'd lost so much. But I've adjusted now. I can be happy. That's better, surely?
Doctor: But Charley, you have lost a lot. You have lost everything. Your family, your friends. Charley, you will never see another of your kind. Never. You will never fall in love with a man, get married, have children. Hang on to your losses. They make you what you are. Even if we spend the rest of our lives here, and I'm rather afraid we will, don't let them take away that regret and that pain. All that identity. Don't settle for this existence when once you've tasted life, because you are Charley Pollard, and you deserve better than that.
— Scherzo
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