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DOCTOR: You gave me hope, and then you took it away. That's enough to make anyone dangerous. God knows what it will do to me. Basically, run!
— Eleventh Doctor, The Doctor’s Wife
DOCTOR: Whatever else happens, I am the Doctor, whether you like it or not.
— Sixth Doctor, The Twin Dilemma
Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Watch it, Mestor!
DOCTOR: Oh, but this has been a timely change. Change. What change? There is no change. No rhyme, no time.
(The Doctor starts to cringe amongst a rack of clothes.)
DOCTOR: No place for space. Nothing. Nothing but the grinding engines of the universe, the crushing boredom of eternity.
— The Twin Dilemma
STOTZ: All right, snoop. Hands in the air and over here.
DOCTOR: Why?
STOTZ: Because I'll kill you if you don't.
DOCTOR: Not a very persuasive argument actually, Stotz, because I'm going to die soon anyway. Unless, of course
STOTZ: I'll give you to a count of three.
DOCTOR: Unless, of course, I can find the antidote. I owe it to my friend to try because I got her into this. So you see, I'm not going to let you stop me now!
STOTZ: Three!
(As the planet surface fills the screen, the Doctor shuts his eyes.)
— The Caves of Androzani
MASTER: So, a new body at last.
(The Master goes behind Tremas and slides inside him. Tremas' grey hair and beard vanish to be replaced by slicked back black hair and a trimmed goatee beard.)
MASTER: A new body at last.
(He goes inside the clock and it dematerialises.)
NYSSA: Father? Where are you?
— The Keeper of Traken
ROMANA: The Nimon be praised? How many Nimons have you seen today?
SOLDEED: Don't dare blaspheme the Nimon.
ROMANA: How many!
SOLDEED: Skonnos will
ROMANA: How many Nimons?
SOLDEED: Three. I have seen three.
— The Horns of Nimon
DRAX: Hello, Theet. How you been, boy?
DOCTOR: What?
DRAX: It is Theet, innit? Theta Sigma? Yeah, 'course it is. Remember me, ay?
— The Armageddon Factor
CAPTAIN: I'm gratified that you appreciate it.
DOCTOR: Appreciate it? Appreciate it? What, you commit mass destruction and murder on a scale that's almost inconceivable and you ask me to appreciate it? Just because you happen to have made a brilliantly conceived toy out of the mummified remains of planets
— The Pirate Planet
ROMANA: My name is Romanadvoratnelundar.
DOCTOR: I'm so sorry about that. Is there anything we can do?
— The Ribos Operation
(The Doctor tries his sonic screwdriver on the secret door. Nothing. The Doctor speaks directly to camera.)
DOCTOR: Even the sonic screwdriver won't get me out of this one.
— The Invasion of Time
LEELA: These taxes, they are like sacrifices to tribal gods?
DOCTOR: Well, roughly speaking, but paying tax is more painful.
— The Sun Makers
(Reuben is lying there.)
DOCTOR: Rigor mortis.
LEELA: What is that?
DOCTOR: He's been dead for hours.
LEELA: But that is not possible. He was in his room.
DOCTOR: Not Reuben.
LEELA: But he was! I saw him.
DOCTOR: The chameleon factor, sometimes called lycanthropy. Leela, I've made a terrible mistake. I thought I'd locked the enemy out. Instead, I've locked it in, with us.
— Horror of Fang Rock
CASEY: Chains clanking, nine foot tall.
JAGO: You've been drinking.
CASEY: Not a drop, sir.
JAGO: Well, it's time you started.
(Jago holds out his hip flask. Casey takes a long pull.)
— The Talons of Weng-Chiang
Tags: Sad
(D84 reaches the communicator.)
D84: Goodbye, my friend.
(D84 turns it on, and his head explodes)
— The Robots of Death
HILDRED: There are no Type Forties in service. They're out of commission, obsolete.
DOCTOR: Obsolete? Twaddle. Take no notice, my dear old thing.
— The Deadly Assassin
SARAH: Don't forget me.
DOCTOR: Oh, Sarah. Don't you forget me.
SARAH: Bye, Doctor. You know, travel does broaden the mind.
DOCTOR: Yes. Till we meet again, Sarah.
(Sarah leaves.)
— The Hand of Fear
SARAH: Just how big is the TARDIS?
DOCTOR: Well, how big's big? Relative dimensions, you see. No constant.
SARAH: That's not an answer.
DOCTOR: How big are you at the moment?
SARAH: Five four, just, and that's still not an answer.
DOCTOR: Listen, listen. There are no measurements in infinity. You humans have got such limited little minds. I don't know why I like you so much.
SARAH: Because you have such good taste.
DOCTOR: That's true, that's very true.
— The Masque of Mandragora
MORBIUS: I am a Time Lord of the first rank. What are you?
DOCTOR: Oh, nothing, nothing. A mere nobody, but I don't think you're in the first rank any more.
— The Brain of Morbius
FARADAY: Doctor! What the devil's going on?
DOCTOR: An invasion of Earth is going on, Colonel.
— The Android Invasion
SUTEKH: Kneel before the might of Sutekh
— Sutekh, Pyramids of Mars
VISHINSKY: There it is, Zeta Minor. The last planet of the known universe.
— , Planet of Evil
DOCTOR: Yes, that's the TARDIS. And I'm going to pilot it all the way to London. I can be there five minutes ago.
SARAH: Just a minute, Doctor. I thought you couldn't do that.
DOCTOR: Of course I can. Coming?
BRIGADIER: No, thank you.
HARRY: I think I'll stick to InterCity this time, Doctor.
DOCTOR: Sarah?
SARAH: Er.
DOCTOR: No?
SARAH: All right. Providing we do go straight back to London.
DOCTOR: Oh yes, we will. I promise.
— Terror of the Zygons
DOCTOR: Harry, were you trying to undo this?
HARRY: Well, naturally.
DOCTOR: Did you make the rocks fall, Harry?
HARRY: Er, well, I suppose I must have done, yes.
(The Doctor laughs.)
DOCTOR: Harry Sullivan is an imbecile!
— Revenge of the Cybermen
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