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Tags: Funny
LEELA: These taxes, they are like sacrifices to tribal gods?
DOCTOR: Well, roughly speaking, but paying tax is more painful.
— The Sun Makers
Tags: Name dropping
SARAH: Linx.
— Sarah Jane Smith, The Sontaran Experiment
DOCTOR: You unspeakable abomination!
— Fourth Doctor, The Sontaran Experiment
RANSOME: Men. Creatures! Made in the factory!
— , Spearhead from Space
(A metallic clang echoes loudly.)
DOCTOR: Great jumping gobstoppers! What's that?
— The Krotons
Tags: Sad
(They can see Victoria on the scanner.)
JAMIE: We can't just leave her.
DOCTOR: We are not leaving her, Jamie. It was her decision to stay. She'll be quite all right with the Harrises. Now don't worry so much, Jamie.
JAMIE: I'm not, I'm just. Och, come on, let's go.
DOCTOR: Well, where would you like to go?
JAMIE: I couldn't care less.
DOCTOR: I was fond of her too, you know, Jamie.
— Fury from the Deep
DOCTOR: It is too important. I must be sure. Oh dear. What pretty crockery this is. Sad really, isn't it? People spend all their time making nice things, and other people come along and break them.
— Second Doctor, The Enemy of the World
DOCTOR: (mexican) Why, hello, Bruce. What are you doing here, huh?
DODO: The statue. They've finished the statue.
(But the head of the statue isn't human, it's Monoid.)
— The Ark
Tags: Speech Sad
DOCTOR: Even after all this time he cannot understand. I dare not change the course of history. Well, at least I taught him to take some precautions. He did remember to look at the scanner before he opened the doors. Now they're all gone. All gone. None of them could understand. Not even my little Susan, or Vicki. And as for Barbara and Chatterton. Chesterton. They were all too impatient to get back to their own time. And now, Steven. Perhaps I should go home, back to my own planet. But I can't. I can't.
— The Massacre
KATARINA: Diomede, Cressida has sent me.
STEVEN: Who are you?
KATARINA: I've come to take you to your temple. Oh, come, quickly.
STEVEN: I can't.
KATARINA: Lean on me.
(Katarina helps the weakened Steven back towards the TARDIS.)
— The Myth Makers
DOCTOR: Importance lies in the character and to what use you put this intelligence. We respect you as we respect all life.
— First Doctor, Galaxy 4
(Light years away, on the planet Kembel Jeff Garvey is lying on the jungle floor, barely conscious. Garvey wakes up with a start, sitting up and peering about himself in confusion.)
GARVEY: I remember now. I must, I must kill. I must kill. I must kill.
— Galaxy 4
(His TARDIS is now the size of the altar. It's no longer bigger inside than outside.)
MONK: Ah! Ah! What's he done? He's taken my dimensional control! He's ruined my time machine! I'm, I'm marooned. Marooned! In 1066. Oh, Doctor. Doctor! Doctor!
(Down on the beach, the TARDIS dematerialises. )
— The Time Meddler
DOCTOR: What do you think of that now, eh? A Viking helmet.
STEVEN: Oh, maybe.
DOCTOR: What do you mean, maybe? What do you think it is, a space helmet for a cow?
DOCTOR: Now listen to me, young man. Sit down. Now, there are two things you can do. One, sit there until you get your breath back, and two, don't call me Doc! Now do I make myself clear?
STEVEN: Yes, yes, whatever you say, Doc-tor!
VICKI: I shall miss them, Doctor.
DOCTOR: Who?
VICKI: Ian and Barbara.
DOCTOR: Yes, I shall miss them too. First Susan and now them.
IAN: Oh, Doctor? Your coat, please.
DOCTOR: My dear boy, we're trying to beat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale.
— The Chase
(On the Visualiser, Ian and Barbara burst into laughter)
VICKI: Doctor, they made it! They made it!
DOCTOR: I shall miss them. Yes, I shall miss them, silly old fusspots. Come along, my dear, it's time we were off.
DOCTOR: I have the directional instincts of a homing pigeon. Now, come along. Follow me.
— First Doctor, The Chase
(Ian gets the gun)
IAN: All right. Hey, I wonder if it works, hey? (makes rat-a-tat noises)
DOCTOR: Chesterton, this is no time to be playing cowboys and indians.
— The Space Museum
DOCTOR: (inside the Dalek.) I fooled them all! I am the master!
[Museum]
(The Doctor comes out of the Dalek room still chuckling, and is promptly captured by two Morok guards)
DOCTOR: Come along, put me through, will you? Come along, drop this hairdryer, or whatever it is.
— First Doctor, The Web Planet
VICKI: You know, Doctor, I'm getting quite fond of Zombo.
DOCTOR: What?
VICKI: Zombo, it's his name. I gave it to him.
DOCTOR: Oh, yes, I see, I see.
VICKI: He's quite cute, isn't he, when he's like this.
DOCTOR: Well, I haven't noticed it before, my dear, but since you mention it, no I don't think so.
— The Web Planet
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