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Tags: Funny
CHARLEY: I show a smidgen of interest in the plight of the underclass, and what do I get in return? Held at knife-point, dressed up in an admittedly fabulous but impractical frock, and then I end up being forced to marry some ancient madman as the city collapses around us!
— Charlotte Pollard, The Stones of Venice
BRIGHAM: I'll transfer [his mind] onto a couple of mega-gig quantum CD-ROMs…
— , Minuet in Hell
DOCTOR: Revenge is a dish best left to go cold, and then thrown in the kitchen bin.
— Eighth Doctor, Memory Lane
ROBERT: You’ve given us everything we ever wanted. But at what cost to my soul?
SARA KINGDOM: You’re a rationalist, Robert. You don’t have a soul.
— The Drowned World
DOCTOR: You have to remember; it's very important: “Frankenstein” is the name of the monster, and not the name of the doctor.
— Eighth Doctor, Mary’s Story
Tags: Sad
LOKI: As far as I can tell, I am… beyond… restoration. I’m afraid—
(He pauses.)
LOKI: I—
NYSSA: What…?
LOKI: I am… afraid.
— Cobwebs
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