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Tags: Funny
CHARLEY: I show a smidgen of interest in the plight of the underclass, and what do I get in return? Held at knife-point, dressed up in an admittedly fabulous but impractical frock, and then I end up being forced to marry some ancient madman as the city collapses around us!
— Charlotte Pollard, The Stones of Venice
BRIGHAM: I'll transfer [his mind] onto a couple of mega-gig quantum CD-ROMs…
— , Minuet in Hell
DOCTOR: Revenge is a dish best left to go cold, and then thrown in the kitchen bin.
— Eighth Doctor, Memory Lane
DOCTOR: You have to remember; it's very important: “Frankenstein” is the name of the monster, and not the name of the doctor.
— Eighth Doctor, Mary’s Story
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