Stories Television Doctor Who (1963-1996) Classic Who S22 Serial: 1 2 3 4 5 6 Timelash 1 image Overview Episodes Characters How to Watch Reviews 4 Statistics Related Stories Quotes 2 Transcript Overview First aired Saturday, March 9, 1985 Production Code 6Y Written by Glen McCoy Directed by Pennant Roberts Runtime 90 minutes Time Travel Past Tropes (Potential Spoilers!) Celebrity Historical Location (Potential Spoilers!) Karfel, Earth, Scotland Synopsis On the planet Karfel and in 1885 Scotland, the Sixth Doctor and Peri, together with a young man named Herbert, become entangled with the machinations of the despotic Borad. Watch Watched Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved 2 Episodes Part One First aired Saturday, March 9, 1985 Runtime 45 minutes Written by Glen McCoy Directed by Pennant Roberts UK Viewers 6.7 million Appreciation Index 66 Synopsis The planet Karfel, in the distant future. The tyrannical Borad rules with an iron fist, and any who oppose him are cast into the Timelash - a space-time tunnel leading to the past of an alien world called Earth... Part Two First aired Saturday, March 16, 1985 Runtime 45 minutes Written by Glen McCoy Directed by Pennant Roberts UK Viewers 7.4 million Appreciation Index 64 Synopsis The Borad accepts no opposition and enables Maylin Tekker to expose the rebels and trap Peri with the Morlox. The Doctor tries to avert a war between Karfel and the Bandrils. Show All Episodes Characters Sixth Doctor Colin Baker Peri Brown Nicola Bryant H. G. Wells First Appearance Borad First Appearance Karfelons First Appearance Tekker Show All Characters (6) How to watch Timelash: Watch on iPlayer Blu-Ray The Collection – Season 22 DVD Timelash VHS Timelash (VHS) Reviews Add Review Edit Review Sort: Newest First Oldest First Most Likes Highest Rating Lowest Rating Username (A-Z) Username (Z-A) Spoilers First Spoilers Last 4 reviews 7 December 2024 · 319 words Review by uss-genderprise Spoilers 1 This review contains spoilers! This story is, unfortunately, less than the sum of its parts. A lot of it is treading common ground; a sequel to an unseen story, like with Face of Evil; a deformed villain who wants Peri for his bride, like in Caves of Androzani; yet another explanation for the Loch Ness monster, like in Terror of the Zygons. Most of those aren't even good stories. The sequel to an unseen story is good in concept but tends to be more confusing than anything in execution; I've expressed my distaste for Zek in my Caves of Androzani review; and while the Loch Ness monster could be fun, we've already done that, so a second explanation creates a bit of a mess. All that aside, I didn't think the story was terrible. The secondary cast was filled with interesting characters, and the actors held up the story quite well. The only exception in my opinion was Herbert. I found him as insufferable as the Doctor did, and didn't see a reason for him to be there for the most part. I did think the reveal that he was H.G. Wells was quite charming, however. Things fell apart more in the second part. The pacing was very odd, and the climax where the Doctor attempted to sacrifice himself really suffered for it. It stretched far too long, and with Herbert acting as comic relief I found it extremely difficult to be invested. I knew they would survive, but they weren't even trying here. It doesn't help that when they inevitably returned the Doctor refused to explain how; really showing the hand of the author there, it's obvious they just couldn't be bothered to think of an explanation. So while I didn't suffer watching this as much as some people clearly did, and I might choose to rewatch it (if only the first part) in the future, I wouldn't exactly recommend it. Like Liked 1 1 September 2024 · 188 words Review by thedefinitearticle63 Spoilers 2 This review contains spoilers! This is part of a series of reviews of Doctor Who in chronological timeline order. Previous Story: Davros I was going into this expecting something awful and what I got was an OK story. Just OK, bit dull at points, bit fun too. Really generic story about weirdly-named aliens fighting other weirdly-named aliens while having some sort of a civil-war. It's really unremarkable but it's not as horrible as I've seen other people rate it. At the very least, Colin Baker and Nicola Bryant are good here. Baker especially is incredibly entertaining to watch and manages to make stories like this worthwhile. I like this story's usage of a historical figure, H. G. Wells. He's played quite well by David Chandler and has a fun dynamic with the Doctor. The reveal of his identity at the end was quite charming. Overall it's definitely not a great story but I don't see why this one is hated as much as stories like The Twin Dilemma. Next Story: Year of the Pig Like Liked 2 5 August 2024 · 1 words Review by greenLetterT Bad 👍 Like Liked 0 26 April 2024 · 344 words Review by 15thDoctor Spoilers 2 This review contains spoilers! Why are The Doctor and Peri still arguing? It comes across as if they hate being wanderers and companions in time and space. Isn’t this supposed to be fun? Where is the spirit of adventure? Is actual screaming from The Doctor and flinching from Peri necessary? The activity on the fascistic planet may lack drama when it comes to the Timelash machine but has some good character moments in the quieter darker corners. Our leads however have no such charm. Peri complaining to The Doctor that the complex they find themselves in is too “matte”, preferring a lively “glossy” finish pretty much sums up the problems with this season. Why would they have poisonous plants just sitting around in the place? Seems like an accident waiting to happen. Totally illogical. All my good will for Colin Baker in visual form is gone. I am very much looking forward to seeing the back of his ham fisted hack acting. Thank God he was able to redeem himself with Big Finish, because he is rubbish here. The excruciating scenes with H.G. Wells are a good case in point. So much gesticulating and shouting. I imagined Christopher Eccleston playing the same scene with a low key delivery and dismissive tone - he would transform those lines into gold. It’s an ambitious script but the production does not manage to realise any of the drama. The Doctor enters the Timelash and despite the production team’s best efforts looks incredibly cheap and unthreatening. The Doctor shames Borad (baddie of the week) for having a facial deformity, which is lame. I could see the idea of the Borad trying to steal Peri as his bride working if the acting was able to sell the dialogue. Unfortunately I care very little about any of the characters presented. When in his chair, Borad could kill anyone at any time he wants but doesn’t - again, totally illogical. Has there ever been a more predictable revelation in Doctor Who as Herbert being revealed as H.G. Wells? Yawn. Like Liked 2 Open in new window Statistics AVG. Rating244 members 2.35 / 5 Trakt.tv AVG. Rating96 votes 3.30 / 5 The Time Scales AVG. 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Story Skipped Book More Actions View Sets Close Related Sets Set of Stories: The Lucy Wilson Mysteries Add Review Edit Review Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Save to my list Saved Other adaptations of this story: We define an adaptation as a recreation of a similar story but on a different medium or with different characters. Target Collection Doctor Who: Timelash Rating: 2.69 Story Skipped Book More Actions View Sets Close Related Sets Set of Stories: Target Collection Add Review Edit Review Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Save to my list Saved Quotes Add Quote Link to Quote Favourite PERI: What I mean, Doctor, is I don't mind where we go so long as when we get there, we spend some time and relax. DOCTOR: You want a holiday! Why didn't you say so before? I know the very place. PERI: Doctor, if you're about to suggest the Eye of Orion, don't. I've heard all about that elusive place once too often. No one lives there and few visit, apart from you. DOCTOR: Oh, but such a beautiful moonset. Ideal tonic for the weary time traveller. But, if that doesn't appeal, as I've said, there is always Andromeda. PERI: Oh, really. And what's out there? DOCTOR: Some of the most magical sights in the entire universe. Astral starbursts creating a myriad celestial bodies against a timeless royal blue backdrop. PERI: Very poetic, but that's the exact description you always give of the Eye of Orion. DOCTOR: It is? PERI: Word for word. DOCTOR: Does nothing please you? — Timelash Show All Quotes (2) Open in new window Transcript Needs checking Part One [TARDIS] (The Doctor has a traditional sky map laid out on the console, showing northern and southern hemispheres. He consults it then sets coordinates. Peri enters in a demure trouser suit. The Doctor repeats the procedure.) PERI: Lost?DOCTOR: I am never, ever lost.PERI: Ha! Wish I could have that on tape.DOCTOR: I was contemplating taking you to the constellation of Andromeda.PERI: Why?DOCTOR: I haven't been there recently, that's why.PERI: Well, what about me? Don't I ever get a say in our destination?DOCTOR: Oh. Where would the First Lady suggest?PERI: Well, I don't mind.DOCTOR: Ha.PERI: What I mean, Doctor, is I don't mind where we go so long as when we get there, we spend some time and relax.DOCTOR: You want a holiday! Why didn't you say so before? I know the very place.PERI: Doctor, if you're about to suggest the Eye of Orion, don't. I've heard all about that elusive place once too often. No one lives there and few visit, apart from you.DOCTOR: Oh, but such a beautiful moonset. Ideal tonic for the weary time traveller. But, if that doesn't appeal, as I've said, there is always Andromeda.PERI: Oh, really. And what's out there?DOCTOR: Some of the most magical sights in the entire universe. Astral starbursts creating a myriad celestial bodies against a timeless royal blue backdrop.PERI: Very poetic, but that's the exact description you always give of the Eye of Orion.DOCTOR: It is?PERI: Word for word.DOCTOR: Does nothing please you? (He turns his star map upside down.) Show Full Transcript Open in new window