The Wormery sempre me despertou um certo interesse em querer visita-lo não só pela sua capa que traz ares de mistério, mas também por ser situado após os eventos de The Trial Of A Time Lord. Imaginando abordar temáticas voltadas ao Doutor tentando lidar com os ocorridos na saga, uma delas sendo bem traumática a perda e suposta morte de sua companion Peri Brown – O áudio foge completamente dessa proposta esperada, inclinando seus holofotes para um desenvolvimento e aprofundamento na relação entre Iris Wildthyme e Doutor. Para quem não a conhece, Iris basicamente é uma senhora do tempo que viajou pelo multiverso, teve sua introdução nos livros da BBC do 8° Doutor, ela também tem várias versões/encarnações sendo a mais popular a da BIG FINISH interpretada pela Katy Manning a mesma que atuou como uma das companions do 3° Doutor a icônica Jo Grant, sua “nave” ou “espécie de TARDIS” é um tradicional ônibus britânico vermelho. Agora falando de seu enredo, toda a trama de The Wormery é situada em um cabaré chamado “Bianca’s” supostamente localizado em Berlim de 1930 - O 6° Doutor reencontra Iris completamente bêbada que os leva a se envolverem com os funcionários e principalmente com a dona do estabelecimento, Bianca. Mais a frente os dois viajantes descobrem que o cabaré é precisamente posicionado em um nexo cheio dos chamados “Buracos de minhoca” (uma espécie de tuneis temporais que conecta vários universos), permitindo assim a visita de clientes de todo o espaço e tempo.
Mesmo tendo uma progressão narrativa muito lenta, sua primeira metade tem um ótimo papel em sua criação de mundo e apresentação de seus personagens, cautelosamente as peças que serão responsáveis pelos desfechos mais notáveis do áudio vão sendo desenvolvidas e muito bem posicionadas, dificilmente o ouvinte não vai terminar esse primeiro bloco curioso para saber quais serão os próximos passos – Esperando que as coisas se intensifiquem em sua segunda metade, infelizmente temos um desfecho nada notável longe de ser memorável, também não chega ser algo desastroso - Além de manter sua narrativa lenta a trama leva muito tempo para executar os passo a passo da história tornando desafiador manter o interesse. Mesmo transitando várias vezes pelos gêneros de suspense terror e drama e desenvolvendo muito bem sua “novela” com o Doutor, Iris e Bianca - O que realmente sustenta essa experiência são as ótimas performances do Colin Baker e da Katy Manning trazendo uma dinâmica incrível entre os dois personagens. De início Bianca apresenta ares de mistério bem interessante criando uma certa curiosidade, mas sua personagem acaba se perdendo em um estereótipo de vilã pirada narcisista maligna. Quando os Psychic Worms (os vermes psíquicos) começam a ser elementos importante para o desfecho de The Wormery iniciando uma série de ataques ao cabaré, tudo se torna previsível e bem histérico, uma histeria não muito agradável de se ouvir. Em resumo, esse é aquele típico áudio que requer muita paciência e principalmente interesse de seu ouvinte, sua narrativa lenta cria uma enorme sensação monótona de extensão no enredo para no fim se resultar em algo básico.

This is an excellent play - and very, very funny.

Something is going on at a smoky old club, ‘Bianca's’ which is somehow both in 1930s Berlin and deep space. We are introduced to an equal parts chaotic and magnetic time travelling character Iris Wildthyme - a drunk, horny, wandering accented tour de force. An exceptional counter to a companion free 6th doctor (who is seemingly her least favourite incarnation!) I was gobsmacked by the quality of Katy Manning's performance throughout. There is much more to Iris than I thought based on the episode of her series BF make available for free.

The comedy is pitched perfectly, despite being consistently daring. The moment Bianca uses her powers to tempt the Doctor into her arms is a particularly surprising moment - those groans conjured up some images I didn't particularly want to imagine...!

The music throughout, even songs we only hear scraps of are gorgeous.

The plot ties up nicely, the beautiful characterisation of our leads not trumping the plot. Another success for the 6th Doctor.

I love this story, overall!

Sixie being so depressed after the Trial, beloved. And Iris! Iris, Iris, Iris, carelessly stepping all over his feelings with no idea what she's doing and a bit too many drinks in her.

But, of course, her drinking is plot relevant, here! Hilarious, I love it, there's bloody tequila worms, half of whom want to freeze time forever, half of whom want to use Iris's singing voice to cause chaos all throughout the universe. And Iris can only hear them when she's drunk, and initially she just thought she was hearing the Voices because she was out of it. But no. It's the tequila worms. Oh, and they also plan to take over hijacking the minds of every alcoholic ever. Hilarious.

Oh, and did I mention Bianca? Iris's version of the Valeyard, babey!!

(Bit of an odd point where six falls in love (????) with Bianca, and Iris, the overdramatic dear, has a whole tearful love confession to make to him. It's hilarious, and amazing, and though Iris is being overdramatic there's some truth to her, and just- ough, Iris, beloved.)

Anyway, fun Magrs story :)

Also!!! Seven being the one who's being told the story???? Promising to keep the tapes safe???? Oh my god, yes! This does prove that the Doctor does, in fact, care for Iris, no matter how much they may protest. It being Seven is particular is so heartwarming (with context of Muse of Fire. I wonder whether it's before or after?)

A long time ago, the 6th Doctor was put on trial by the Time Lords and viewers got a 14 episode epic that introduced the character of the Valeyard – a distillation of the Doctor’s dark side from somewhere between his 12th and final incarnation.

Also, a long time ago, Big Finish had only released 50 stories. The 51st story was called The Wormery and featured Colin Baker, Katy Manning and Maria McErlane and was written by Paul Magrs.
It’s mad to think of how long ago both those things were.

Back then, an audio with a solo 6th Doctor meeting Iris Wildthyme was quite the novelty (on audio, Iris had only appeared in Excelis Dawns at this point). Nowadays with Doctors meeting all manner of time-hopping, larger than life characters, the combination seems less remarkable.

But The Wormery is an unusual story in many ways and not just for it’s combination of the loud and brash Iris with the equally loud and brash Doctor (a contrast to their first audio meeting in Excelis Dawns with Iris joining forces with the 5th Doctor). This, in a way, is far more an Iris story than a Doctor Who story and as well as dipping its toe in the world of musical theatre, it also has one of the strangest aliens in Doctor Who – tequila worms!

The story is vague about it’s dating, merely mentioning the 1930s but A History pinpoints it to 1930. But far more important than historical placement, is the fact that this story is based in the fictional world of the musical Cabaret (and there are strong echoes of another, lesser known musical, She Loves Me, which has a sequence set in a cafe with a similar atmosphere to the club seen in Cabaret. It’s also set in the 1930s, although in Hungary rather than Germany).

Along with my other passions, I’m a massive fan of musical theatre. It all started back when I was 13 and I was taken to see Starlight Express for my birthday. It blew me away and, combined with regular trips to the pantomime every Christmas throughout my childhood and a regularly played LP of Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat, cemented by love. It’s an expensive interest so I don’t go to the theatre as much as I’d like.  However, just as I can reel off the name of every actor to play the Doctor, name every companion, identify production codes and list the entire Peter Davison era in story order, I can also recite – word for word – lyrics from numerous musicals.

Cabaret is not one I’ve ever been a huge fan of, though – at least, not the famous Liza Minelli-starring film. I am quite fond, however, of a stage production that was once shown on ITV starring Jane Horrocks and Alan Cumming. It’s bawdy, salacious and moving all at once with the chilling undercurrent of facism lingering in the background.

That last sentence could, to some extent, also describe The Wormery. Iris is bawdy. Bianca – the owner of the club where the Doctor ends up – is silky and alluring. The Doctor is melancholic, reflecting on his trial and discovery of the existence of the Valeyard and the path Germany is setting out on quietly lingers in the background of the story.

I remember enjoying this story on first listen, all those years ago, but this time found myself a little bored by the time the final episode came round. Part of the problem is the limited setting of Bianca’s cabaret club. The revelation that it is actually floating in the vortex is good but quickly means the story is stuck in the same set of rooms for four episodes. Contributing to the claustrophobia is the limited cast of characters – the Doctor, Iris, Bianca, Mickey (a waitress at the club) and Henry (the manager) are the only principal players with a couple of customers bolstering the ranks. A small cast is not necessarily a problem, and Big Finish have good form on producing excellent stories with limited casts. But when a cast is dominated by Katy Manning’s Iris, no one else really gets a chance to get a word in edgeways.

Maria McErlane, who I really only know as the cheeky voice-over of Eurotrash, is good as Bianca but she ends up being a bit one note. Her reveal as basically being Iris’s version of the Valeyard is fun, but doesn’t really go anywhere as it is a deliberate retread of the Doctor’s relationship with the Valeyard. There’s nothing new beyond the initial amusement of the parallel.

Henry, the manager, is stoic (and reminiscent of the head waiter of the cafe in She Loves Me) and then generically evil once his true affiliations are revealed. Mickey, the waitress, is the best character. Effectively becoming the Doctor’s surrogate companion, she also narrates the story in the framing story which involves listening to audio surveillance tapes of events at the club.

This is one of Katy Manning’s earlier outings as Iris. I’m never quite sure about what I think of Iris. I like the concept of the character and have enjoyed her own audio series but often, and especially here, in The Wormery, I find Manning’s performance to be just a bit ‘much’. It’s very broad and quite an assault on the ears. I love Manning but she is very much a ‘character’ in the same way Tom Baker and John Levene have become. Iris sometimes comes across as Manning just with a Northern accent. There isn’t a huge amount of nuance or subtlety to her Iris – at least not in these earlier audios, and especially in this one as there is also a fair bit of ‘drunk’ acting which always, to my ears, comes across as quite forced. I think that actually she becomes better when she has a companion to bounce off, especially when she is paired with David Benson’s Panda. In this story, though, she is just a little too much, especially when put alongside the equally bombastic 6th Doctor and the overly-silky Bianca.

Colin Baker, though, is well-served in this story by a melancholic take on his Doctor which directly picks up on the ramifications of his recent trial. Baker does some good work and his scenes with both McErlane and Manning are the stronger parts of the story – at least for him.

The threat in this story – alien worms inside bottles of tequila – is a strange one for Doctor Who. It’s certainly not a storyline I can see the BBC agreeing to nowadays and, for me, doesn’t quite fit into the world of Doctor Who as well as some weird threats have done in other stories. Part of my issue was the worm’s plans to control all of humanity with their mind powers. Because they achieve this through alcohol I sort of wondered what about those people who don’t drink? I’m one of those people and so it maybe struck me more but a couple of times when the overall plan was being discussed, I sat there thinking – hang on, that wouldn’t work. I know we can say that of many a Doctor Who villain’s plan to take over the world, but here – maybe because I was getting increasingly tired of the characters and setting by the end – I found myself pondering it much more.

Historically, as I have said, this is more based around the ‘Cabaret’ world of 1930 Berlin. However, what we do get is the first mention in our marathon of a group of people who will have a significant impact on upcoming stories – the Nazis. A group of German soldiers are present throughout the story, often being intimidating – but it is not till the final episode that the Doctor explicitly refers to them as Nazis. I’m not sure, though, if this contradicts A History’s 1930 placing as a bit of research suggests the Nazis weren’t really a prominent organisation until a couple of years later. Nevertheless, it’s marks a important milestone in this marathon for them to be referred to be name.

The Wormery, oddly, is a story I remembered enjoying and looked forward to re-hearing. This has been one of those rare occasions where a story has gone down in my estimation rather than, what usually happens, up. I found the characters annoying, the setting limiting and the story just a bit too ‘out there’. There’s individual aspects that appeal, but as a whole, a disappointing revisit.

The Monthly Adventures #051 - “The Wormery" by Paul Magrs and Stephen Cole

The Wormery, from its very beginning, was a mistake. Despite being the 51st release, it came out alongside Master, before Zagreus and, even in correct listening order, is this odd break in tension during the Divergent Arc. However, despite its bizarre placement and messy release, I had high hopes going into this; Paul Magrs is a writer who particularly intrigues me and whose previous audio in the Main Range - The Stones of Venice - I found enjoyable. Stephen Cole is most definitely a writer I’m not too fond of, what stories from him I have experienced being mediocre, but I assumed his involvement would be minimal, what with The Wormery being the introduction of Magrs’ most popular character - Iris Wildthyme - into The Monthly Adventures. I was wrong.

Bianca’s is a very exclusive little club, a decadent little corner of Berlin where you could find the meaning of life at the bottom of a glass. The Doctor has come here to put his feet up, but the sudden arrival of time travelling adventuress and alcoholic Iris Wildthyme puts a spanner in the works. But there are dark things going on in Bianca’s, things in the shadows, and they know Iris. All too well.

(CONTAINS SPOILERS)

Before anything else, the plot of The Wormery interested me; the blurb was a lot of intriguing ideas I couldn’t wait to dig into. And a lot of them revolved around one Iris Wildthyme. Being somebody who has been anxious to get into Paul Magrs’ extensive catalogue for a while now, I was very excited to finally meet his most popular addition to the Whoniverse. And for the most part, I wasn’t disappointed. Iris was a lot to handle at first, she comes in loud and proud and is sort of a sensory overload but as the story goes on, Katy Manning’s enthusiastic performance and a distinct consistency in characterisation turn her into a fun and wholly chaotic character that easily brightens what is an otherwise exhausting story. Not that she needed to brighten the setting itself, however, the mellow and velvet-lined Bianca’s is a really fantastic locale that not only exudes a palpable atmosphere but also includes a nice sci-fi twist, being a space station accessible by a number of wormholes throughout time and space, including one in 1930s Berlin. And Bianca herself, owner of the club, makes for a really great antagonist. Nice performance aside, the idea that she’s Iris’ version of the Valeyard, the darker amalgamation of her that crept out towards the end of her life, trying to steal her former self’s remaining regenerations, is a wild concept that I think works superbly and fits in with the magical realism thing Cole and Magrs were going for here. And that’s it. That’s everything I liked. At least, everything I could understand. Seven shows up at the end, McCoy gets one line and then the story ends but it’s sort of fun I guess, was a nice little refresher after slogging through the rest of this god forsaken mess.

Can I say I didn’t like The Wormery? Yes, but not without a “but”. Afterall, how can one dislike something they couldn’t understand? This story is utter bullshit, and there is no cleaner, kinder or easier word to describe it. Cole and Magrs throw so many ridiculous ideas at the wall and it’s fascinating how few of them stick. I don’t know if it was just me, and I wasn’t paying close enough attention or something, but this story is so nonsensical and confusing and overpacked with technobabble that it just loses me. There are worms in the drinks, and they’re alive and there are also living shadows that are infecting the clientele and they’re like the worms but only what the worms could’ve been and this all somehow ties into the Bianca plot and also the Doctor is in love now. Yeah, this audio tries to do some interesting characterisation, especially with its leads, but it completely and utterly fails. There’s this whole subplot where the Doctor falls in love with Bianca, much to Iris’, who seemed to be in love with him herself, dismay. The Doctor falling in love is a concept as old as time that has rarely been done well. It’s so well established that the Doctor finds it hard to love, his life like stepping stones, never being able to settle and being so superior to everybody around him inherently, it would take a lot of care to positively say that he had fallen in love. If you want a good example, see the very next audio - Scherzo - which I think executes this better than anything before it. It’s brief and undefined and ridiculous and it’s a shame that Cole and Magrs tried any character development because their cast is a group of cardboard cut outs with funny voices. Every person here is a cartoon, besides maybe Bianca or the Doctor, and it is gruelling to sit through. I did not care about anybody here and the entire time I was waiting for different people to stop talking. And I wanted people to stop talking the most when the story kept flicking back to a pointless framing narrative. For some reason, this story is being told by an older version of one of the characters and they won’t stop interrupting. There is a bit in part one where she interrupts literally every five minutes to tell us about the thing we just listened to and it is not only patronising but endlessly irritating. Unnecessary narration seems to be a thing that irks me, when there is nothing added through it, it just becomes an interruption.

And that is all I have to say about The Wormery. I would go a little more in depth, talk about which parts of the plot I liked or didn’t like but, to be honest, I can’t. It is a confusing, self sabotaging, patronising, exhausting mess and I have never seen anything fail so miserably at every single thing it wants to do. Nothing works, no idea comes through. That blurb, the one that made me so interested in The Wormery, might as well be pointless because every intriguing thing on there is completely sidelined so Cole and Magrs can keep blabbing about shadows or some other crap.

3/10

Pros:

+ Iris was infectiously fun and chaotically realised by a stunning Katy Manning

+ Bianca’s was a great setting with a fun idea behind it

+ Bianca herself, both in concept and character, made for a good antagonist

+The cameo from Seven was a nice amendment

Cons:

- Is a maelstrom of poorly conceived technobabble

- The cast is overflowing with one dimensional cartoons

- The narration is utterly pointless and keeps interrupting

- Tries and fails to work in interesting character development

- Muddled story that is near impossible to keep a track of