I do love that 5 and Nyssa get themselves solo adventures, they are some of my fave pairings, and this was an interesting one to begin with. Dry humor was fun, a very descriptive story and concepts were great. But for me, it was the pacing that did bring the score down.

Early Big Finish is hard to criticize in quantifiable ways, really. The Land of the Dead, written by Stephen Cole in his first appearance as a Big Finish writer and released in 2000, is a good example. Before this, Cole was head of merchandising for the show, now deep into its hiatus, as well as editor of both the BBC Eighth Doctor books and the Past Doctor Adventures line; with this in mind, the fact that he was chosen to write one of the earliest Big Finish stories makes a certain sort of sense. He’s far from an experienced writer, but as head of merchandising with the Beeb, he’s a good hand to have on board when you’re trying to figure out what a new, alternate vision for Doctor Who could look like. Unfortunately, combine a first-time writer with a format that no one is quite sure how to work with yet and you end up with something that doesn’t really understand itself. I hesitate to say The Land of the Dead is a mess, but it is messy.

The premise is thus – The Doctor and Nyssa arrive in 1990s Alaska, where reclusive billionaire Shaun Brett (Christopher Scott, whose performance is a high point for the story) is building a mansion in the Alaskan tundra, constructing vast rooms made out of pure materials drawn from the land around him – stone, an entire stretch of coastline, a room made out of bones, you know, normal stuff. He’s assisted in this by artist/architect Monica Lewis (Lucy Campbell, reduced to making “witty” remarks anytime the action threatens being tense and not much more), but in doing so has really cheesed off the local Indigenous tribe, the Koyukon, represented here by Gaborik (Andrew Fettes, unfortunately also reduced to the role of “mysterious sage-like tribesman”, something best left in 1982, and giving a rather flat vocal performance that gets easily lost), a member of that tribe. Caught in the middle is Tulung (a plucky Neil Roberts. Important thing to note, both Roberts and Fettes are white British actors, which makes the affected accents in this story rather teeth-clenching.), Brett’s assistant, who is half-Koyukon and therefore caught between two worlds. There is also a dark history with Brett and Tulung’s fathers, and a secret only The Doctor and Nyssa know.

So far, so Season 19 – I don’t mean this facetiously, this is almost but not quite a reworking of Kinda – The Doctor and Nyssa have arrived at a situation already at its breaking point, with circumstances compounding to blow the lid off the pressure cooker, the final crank being the appearance of the story’s monsters, the Permians. The Permians are skeletal hybrid creatures fossilized in the rock, who exude a forcefield that sends you mad, and also eats all matter, including their own skin which is why they’re skeletons, and when they kill you they absorb your DNA and they’re evolving but also...look, remember when I mentioned the story being messy? It basically starts and ends with the Permians.

To put it simply, the Permians don’t work as audio monsters. They’re supposed to be wretched pain-wracked amalgams of different creatures, absorbing information and evolving as they chase The Doctor and company around the mansion, occasionally dissolving a person here and there. But there’s no sense of threat to them – Nicholas Briggs, still very early in his career with Big Finish (he hasn’t even deployed the ring-modulator and showed us his real talent yet) doesn’t put enough oomph into the sound design to make them convincing – there’s no weight in their movement, and hardly any of the noises we’d expect from predatory creatures who are constantly in pain. What we do get is a lot of dialog explaining where they are, what they look like, and where they’re going.

Remember when I said no one was quite sure how to work in this format yet? That’s a big indicator – trying to make up for the lack of a visual aspect by simply pasting over the cracks with exposition. Sadly, telling instead of showing often doesn’t work, and the same goes for the description of how the Permians work – every episode of this story stops dead anytime the Permians come up so that we can technobabble and justify why they exist or why they’re skeletons or how many of them there are, but none of the work is done to make them properly scary. It’s also pretty impossible to follow the action through the house, a fact that I think even the gang at BF knew, because this is, as far as I know, the only release to ship with a helpful map so that you could follow along with the action.

I can’t fault this story too much for that though. As I said, it’s early days, and what I want to do is take this story at another angle, because what this is also, if you believe the fan-assembled timelines over at tardis.wiki, right after Time-Flight. We are now in what I will tentatively dub SEASON 19.5, the interstitial period where it’s just The Doctor and Nyssa traveling before we return to Amsterdam for Season 20. And I think that actually, as an extension of Season 19, a particularly imperfect season that yet somehow manages to maintain pretty solid vibes throughout, this works. I’ve already drawn the Kinda comparison, but to elaborate, this is another story of environment versus colonization, but also a story where by the time The Doctor arrives, everyone has already been driven a bit insane by the circumstances. It’s remote, it’s claustrophobic, it’s trying to say things about Indigenous peoples and not doing the best job of it, the story and monster are a bit confusing and naff, the whole thing draws up to a rather stilted climax (with obligatory explosion to keep the spirit of Eric Saward happy) AND we are once again breezing right past the fact that a companion, this time Tegan, has left the TARDIS. In fact, the commitment to flippancy is so there that Nyssa makes an offhand remark about knowing about the extinction of the dinosaurs “better than most people” in a way that reads much more like smirking comment and less like “because our friend had to die for it to happen.” Clearly, in 2000, we’re not yet ready to redeem Adric, either.

The Land of the Dead is a mess, so I can’t rate it highly, but it’s a mess I can forgive because it’s very clearly a first go-around. Christopher Scott gives us a baddie we can hate (dunking on billionaires was not quite the easy win in 2000 as it is now, but Brett is still distinctly Musky) , meanwhile the two leads give very solid recreations of their television performances, despite being away from them for nearly 15 yeas by this point – it’s not contemptibly bad (we all know which story featuring Five takes that crown) but it also, I don’t think, is much good, either.

The Land Of The Dead é considerado por muitos o segundo pior áudio das saudosas 50 primeiras Main Ranges perdendo somente para Nekromanteia (é claro). Diferente de muitos ouvintes eu até consegui tirar alguns pequenos proveitos desse áudio, mas não tão significativos a ponto de atingir uma mais avaliação alta – O Doutor e Nyssa chegam a uma localização isolada no Alaska, inicialmente os viajantes tem um contra tempo bem esquisito com um pássaro/criatura gigante bem bizarra o que inevitavelmente causa uma enorme estranheza. Em seguida, a procura de um local para ficarem os dois tripulantes encontram uma casa onde mora um grupo de pessoas, no centro temos um milionário chamado Shaun Brett que construiu uma enorme mansão usando pedaços da paisagem externa servindo até mesmo como uma espécie de santuário para seu falecido pai (sim...medonho). Mas à frente investigando esse projeto, o Doutor descobre criaturas soterradas esqueléticas que ganham vida e começam a perseguir os personagens. Por mais esquisitíssimo que seja o roteiro os conceitos de Stephen Cole, é possível enxergar e captar vários elementos promissores, a história poderia sim seguir caminhos bem interessantes – Mas o maior pecado de The Land Of The Dead está na forma como tudo é muito mal reproduzido, ao começar pelas repetidas situações de perseguições dos personagens fugindo das criaturas, acontece tantas vezes ficando algo cansativo de acompanhar. Um outro erro crucial são os efeitos sonoros das ações das criaturas esqueléticas, o ouvinte fica num total escuro sem entender nada do que está acontecendo na cena, apenas ouvimos barulhos alguns gritos e destruições e fica por isso mesmo. Um outro deslize é o personagem Gaborik que é nitidamente uma perspectiva britânica/europeia dos povos indígenas, sendo retratado como tolo supersticioso da maneira mais clichê e estereotipada possível. O que estava simples, mesmo sendo desinteressante, se perde todo com suas explicações mal explicadas e piradas (apenas aceita e questione, vai ser melhor para você haha). Shaun Brett se revela um maluco obcecado por uma lore envolvendo seus antepassados bem esquisita, ele chega até falar de uma terra prometida, perfeita (sei lá rsrs) onde existiu uma civilização antes dos humanos, nesse momento eu tomei um leve e rápido susto, mas ao lembrei que essa história é situada no Alaska e não na Antártica me acalmou, o que me faz pensar que Stephen Cole estava a HABLAR haha da teoria da terra oca kkkkk felizmente não é sobre isso. Os desfechos finais são um total desastre, vários conceitos jogados com o Doutor tirando informações do nada... NYSSA: "Ah Doutor o DNA é de dinossauros mesmos" DOUTOR: "Sim isso mesmo, esses dinossauros vêm antes dos dinossauros que vocês conhecem e blá blá..." tipo??? Os poucos proveitos: Olha os conceitos em torno dos dinossauros e da exploração animal, deixam o áudio interessante em vários pontos da trama, a Nyssa chega até a citar os eventos de Earthshock e tals... Mas infelizmente isso nunca atinge o verdadeiro potencial que tem, em vez disso, prefere inclinar sua história a um pega pega. Talvez meu destaque maior seja a Monica, que sim existe todo um boato que a BIG FINISH não conseguiu fechar um acordo com a Janet Fielding (atriz da Tegan) na época para também estar no enredo do áudio e Monica seria uma personificação da companion. Mesmo com isso, eu gostei muito da personagem ela tem uma ótima dinâmica com o Peter Davison, dinâmica na qual deixou o áudio menos tedioso. Em resumo, de fato The Land Of The Dead é uma história bem fraca propicio a receber avaliações baixos pela forma como suas ideias foram muito mal reproduzidas na pratica.

The Land of the Dead - 5.5/10

This story gives an adventure that for me was my first experience of big finish being that little bit more brutal that Doctor Who would ever be.

I enjoyed this stories concepts a lot more than the actual story I think, and the main concept that intrigued me was definitely the Permians. The idea of these creatures being around before the dinosaurs is a very fun thought - and then on top of that the fact that they are bone creatures is fascinating to me, the audio does a great job of giving these creatures presence.

As much as its a tiny part of this story I always adore when these stories fit nicely into the continuity.

The actual plot itself works for the run time but is ultimately quite forgettable overall, i'm also not the biggest fan of the dynamic that happens between the natives and the 'White man'.

The characters were all fine but Monica is a character I genuinely really enjoyed, I think she was probably the fill in for Tegan but  she carved her own personality out by the end of the story.

Overall The Land of the Dead gets a 5.5/10 because like I say I do enjoy some of the concepts here but the story falls a bit flat by the end of it in my opinion.