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Overview

First aired

Saturday, December 9, 2023

Written by

Russell T Davies

Directed by

Chanya Button

Runtime

61 minutes

Time Travel

Past, Present

Story Arc (Potential Spoilers!)

The One Who Waits

Location (Potential Spoilers!)

Soho, Earth, England, London

UK Viewers

6.85 million

Appreciation Index

84.9

Synopsis

The giggle of a mysterious puppet is driving the human race insane. When the Doctor discovers the return of the terrifying Toymaker, he faces a fight he can never win.

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DOCTOR: Kate Lethbridge-Stewart! I remember your father working night and day to keep UNIT secret, and look at you now, out and proud and defending the Earth.

— Fourteenth Doctor, The Giggle

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Transcript + Script

[Soho 1925 (The Emporium)]

(A man enters from the rain.)

TOYMAKER: Ah! Guten Tag, guten Tag! Kommen into the warm. It is ge-raining, is it not? All of the water all splishy-splashy. Now, what can I helpen Sie mit? Behold, we have everything, everything you could be ge-wanten. We have dolls. Such beautiful pink-faced dollen, ja? We have the compendium of games, mit the dice und the snaken und ladders, und the rules. They are very, very importanten, these rules, don't you think? Also, we have the teddy bears und the hobbyhorsen - who does not want a hobbyhorsen to go clippity-clop down the Strasse, ja?
CHARLES: No. I just want this, really.

(A ventriloquist's dummy.)

TOYMAKER: Ah! Stooky Bill! Meine favouriten. But you will leave the family all alone. Poor Stooky Sue and the poor Stooky Babbies. You would leave them without Papa? The widow und the orphans will be ge-crying.
CHARLES: Er… No, just… just him, thank you. Is that real hair?
TOYMAKER: Ja. Ja. I was ge-sticking on the hair mein self. I cut it off the head of a beautiful lady. She will not miss it. But then… ..she will never miss anything ever again. (musical laugh)
CHARLES: And… and how much is that?


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