Stories Television Doctor Who Series 8 Episode: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 The Caretaker 2 images Overview Characters How to Watch Reviews 7 Statistics Quotes 3 Transcript + Script Overview First aired Saturday, September 27, 2014 Written by Gareth Roberts, Steven Moffat Directed by Paul Murphy Runtime 45 minutes Time Travel Present Tropes (Potential Spoilers!) Robots, The Doctor’s Name Story Arc (Potential Spoilers!) Missy Location (Potential Spoilers!) Coal Hill School, Earth, England, London UK Viewers 6.82 million Appreciation Index 83 Synopsis The Doctor's decision to use Clara's school as the centre of a trap for a wild Skovox Blitzer results in revelations in her personal life. Meanwhile, the Doctor's mechanical quarry, which has enough firepower to decimate entire planets, is running amok in the halls of Coal Hill. Watch Watched Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved Edit date completed Custom Date Release Date Archive (no date) Save Characters Twelfth Doctor Peter Capaldi Clara Oswald Jenna Coleman Danny Pink Samuel Anderson Skovox Blitzer Missy Michelle Gomez Spoiler!Click to reveal 👀 Courtney Woods First Appearance Show All Characters (6) How to watch The Caretaker: Watch on iPlayer Blu-Ray The Complete Eighth Series [Steelbook] Blu-Ray The Complete Eighth Series DVD The Complete Eighth Series Reviews Add Review Edit Review Sort: Date (Newest First) Date (Oldest First) Likes (High-Low) Likes (Low-High) Rating (High-Low) Rating (Low-High) Word count (High-Low) Word count (Low-High) Username (A-Z) Username (Z-A) Spoilers First Spoilers Last 7 reviews 2 April 2025 · 86 words Review by CptnOfTheYellowSub 1 I didn't like how The Doctor was acting jealous and friend-zoned by Clara and Danny's relationship. It reminded me of how he treated Mickey Smith way back in 2005 and I think this version of The Doctor should be more mature than that by now. I rewatched this episode only 2 weeks ago and yet I already can't remember the how or why of this monster of the week. Obviously the monster was just the excuse for The Doctor to bother Clara at her work, which is fine. CptnOfTheYellowSub View profile Like Liked 1 7 March 2025 · 50 words Review by Guardax 1 With a few tweaks, this story could be so much better! There's some really fun back and forth going on with the Doctor, Clara, and Danny, but the Doctor just comes off looking like way too much of an asshole. Grumpy Capaldi is funny, but this story goes too far. Guardax View profile Like Liked 1 21 January 2025 · 355 words Review by 15thDoctor Spoilers 2 This review contains spoilers! Jenna and Peter’s comic timing in this story is flawless, and Jenna once again proves herself to be utterly charming. Comedies work particularly well in this era because they provide a relief from the generally darker tone. Capaldi is excellent as a fish out of water and plays this role quite differently from Matt Smith’s in The Lodger and Closing Time. Instead of being bumbling and well-meaning, he is uncompromising—he understands what humans are like but doesn’t aspire to be like them. Due to the heavy lifting done by Danny Pink and Clara’s storyline, there is no need for a big alien menace to dominate the narrative. The alien element serves as a plot device to draw Danny into the Doctor’s world rather than acting as a substantial villain. In some ways, the Skovox Blitzer feels more like something from K-9 than Doctor Who, but it doesn’t need to be more complex than that. The main flaw in this story is The Doctor’s harshness and brutality when speaking about soldiers and to Danny Pink. It ventures into the realm of bullying, which feels excessive, even for Capaldi’s Doctor. It’s particularly odd given The Doctor’s own experiences, which should make him more compassionate. The dynamic improves significantly when Danny begins standing up for himself, presenting The Doctor as an officer archetype, which works well. Once this shift occurs, it allows for interesting conversations about the nature of The Doctor. However, it might have been better if Danny had stood up for himself sooner, as it would have made the interactions more balanced from the start. The episode also features some brilliant side characters. The Matt Smith stand-in, whom the Doctor egotistically assumes is Clara’s boyfriend, is a great touch. Courtney Woods is another highlight—a delightful character whose reaction to space travel feels authentic and engaging. Watching the Doctor bond with a so-called disruptive influence is particularly enjoyable and adds to the fun of the episode. The downsides are significantly outweighed by the success of the comedy in this story. I was smiling throughout. 15thDoctor View profile Like Liked 2 27 September 2024 · 25 words Review by dykepaldi 3 the doctor and danny arguments are like. actively nasty to watch. but i do enjoy the caretaker as the ultimate clara oswald girlfailure episode <3 dykepaldi View profile Like Liked 3 17 August 2024 · 6 words Review by captainjackenoch I don't care about Clara Oswald. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 0 Show All Reviews (7) Open in new window Statistics AVG. Rating742 members 3.08 / 5 Trakt.tv AVG. Rating1,598 votes 3.83 / 5 Member Statistics Watched 1541 Favourited 56 Reviewed 7 Saved 1 Skipped 0 Quotes Add Quote Link to Quote Favourite Tags: Funny CLARA: You can't do this. You cannot pass yourself off as a real person among actual people. DOCTOR: I lived among otters once for a month. Well, I sulked. River and I, we had this big fight... CLARA: Human beings are not otters! DOCTOR: Exactly. It'll be even easier. — The Caretaker Show All Quotes (3) Open in new window Transcript + Script Needs checking [Alien planet] (With wickedly sharp rocky outcrops sticking sideways out of the desert ground. The Doctor and Clara are chained to ornately carved pillars as twin suns beat down.) CLARA: There's no way out of this. We're going to die here.DOCTOR: Pass me the vibro-cutters.CLARA: They're in my pocket.DOCTOR: Come on then, pass them to me.CLARA: In my other jacket. At home.DOCTOR: Why have you got two jackets? Is one of them faulty?CLARA: Look, I don't have the vibro-cutters. If I had the vibro-cutters, I wouldn't be able to pass you the vibro-cutters. We're going to starve to death out here.DOCTOR: Of course we won't starve. The sand piranhas will get us long before that. [Pub] (Clara enters and goes to Danny's table.) Show Full Transcript Open in new window View Script (PDF)