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— The Interstellar Song Contest
DOCTOR: I don't suppose you've completely ignored my instructions and secretly prepared any Nitro Nine, have you?
ACE: What if I had?
DOCTOR: Naturally you wouldn't do anything so insanely dangerous as to carry it around with you, would you?
ACE: Of course not. I'm a good girl. I do what I'm told.
DOCTOR: Excellent. Blow up that vehicle.
— Silver Nemesis
DOCTOR: Ace, give me some of that Nitro Nine that you're not carrying.
— Remembrance of the Daleks
DAVROS: The Daleks shall become Lords of Time! We shall become all-
DOCTOR: - Powerful. Crush the lesser races. Conquer the galaxy. Unimaginable power. Unlimited rice pudding, et cetera, et cetera.
DOCTOR: I say, what a wonderful butler. He's so violent.
— City of Death
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