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TEGAN: This is you all over Doctor, you're always thinking about the adventure, you never stop to look after the people you're supposed to care about!
DOCTOR: That's not fair.
NYSSA: The Doctor was trying to protect you Tegan.
TEGAN: Only as far as it suited his own interests.
— The Great Beyond
MEL: Is this thing safe?
DOCTOR: Absolute deathtrap, Melanie B.
— Empire of Death
Tags: Funny Multi-Doctor
TENTH DOCTOR: Right, here’s the pipe. I’ll go first. Estra, after me, then Padilla. Curly, you bring down the rear.
SIXTH DOCTOR: Curly?
TENTH DOCTOR: It feels daft calling you Doctor.
SIXTH DOCTOR: Well, I am the Doctor.
TENTH DOCTOR: You can give me a nickname if you want.
SIXTH DOCTOR: I don’t.
TENTH DOCTOR: Someone called me pretty boy once.
SIXTH DOCTOR: What? I am not calling you that. I’d rather hoped for a… for a dignified old age.
— Out of Time 3 – Wink
FIFTH DOCTOR: So that thing can scan for temporal anomalies but it can't open a lock?
TENTH DOCTOR: Totally different mechanics.
— Out of Time 2 – The Gates of Hell
Tags: DoctorDonna
DOCTOR: How’s it going? Darling.
DONNA: Not so bad, chipmunk.
DOCTOR: Pumpkin.
— No Place
DOCTOR: You all leave. Even the robot dog left me... twice!
— Tenth Doctor, Death and the Queen
Tags: Funny
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Hey, look. The round things.
TENTH DOCTOR: I love the round things.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: What are the round things?
TENTH DOCTOR: No idea.
— The Day of the Doctor
TENTH DOCTOR: It's a machine that goes ding. Made it myself. Lights up in the presence of shape-shifter DNA. Ooo. Also it can microwave frozen dinners from up to twenty feet and download comics from the future. I never know when to stop.
— Tenth Doctor, The Day of the Doctor
DOCTOR: I just want you to know there are worlds out there, safe in the sky because of her. That there are people living in the light, and singing songs of Donna Noble, a thousand million light years away. They will never forget her, while she can never remember. And for one moment, one shining moment, she was the most important woman in the whole wide universe.
— Tenth Doctor, Journey’s End
DOCTOR: Sometimes I think there's way too much coincidence around you, Donna. I met you once, then I met your grandfather, then I met you again! In the whole wide universe, I met you for a second time! It's like something's binding us together.
— Donna Noble, Turn Left
DONNA: I made up the perfect man. Gorgeous, adores me, and hardly able to speak a word. What's that say about me?
DOCTOR: Everything. Sorry, did I say everything? I meant to say nothing. I was aiming for nothing. I accidentally said everything.
— Forest of the Dead
DONNA: I can't understand you. How many words? One. One word. Shake. Milk shake. Milk? Milk? No, not milk? Shake, shake, shake. Cocktail shaker. What do you want, a Harvey Wallbanger?
DOCTOR: Harvey Wallbanger?
DONNA: Well, I don't know.
DOCTOR: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word?
— The Unicorn and the Wasp
DONNA: Doctor.
DOCTOR: Oh, just in time. Come on, come on, we're going to the country. Fresh air and geniuses, what more could you ask?
DONNA: I'm not coming with you. I've been thinking. I'm sorry. I'm going home.
DOCTOR: Really?
DONNA: I've got to.
DOCTOR: Oh, if that's what you want. I mean, it's a bit soon. I had so many places I had wanted to take you. The Fifteenth Broken Moon of the Medusa Cascade, the Lightning Skies of Cotter Palluni's World, Diamond Coral Reefs of Kataa Flo Ko. Thank you. Thank you, Donna Noble, it's been brilliant. You've, you've saved my life in so many ways. You're, (penny drops) you're just popping home for a visit, that's what you mean.
DONNA: You dumbo.
DOCTOR: And then you're coming back.
DONNA: Know what you are? A great big outer space dunce.
DOCTOR: Yeah.
— The Sontaran Stratagem
DOCTOR: What's your first name?
FRAME: Alonso.
COMPUTER: Titanic falling.
DOCTOR: You're kidding me.
FRAME: What?
DOCTOR: That's something else I've always wanted to say. Allons-y, Alonso. Whoa!
— Voyage of the Damned
DONNA: I'm in my wedding dress!
DOCTOR: Yes, you look lovely! Come on!
— The Runaway Bride
ROSE: Aren't you a beautiful boy??
DOCTOR: Thanks! I'm experimenting with back combing. Oh.
(Rose is talking to the ginger cat.)
ROSE: I used to have one like you. What?
DOCTOR: No, I'm not really a cat person. Once you've been threatened by one in a nun's wimple, it kind of takes the joy out of it.
— Fear Her
DOCTOR: I'd have to settle down. Get a house or something. A proper house with, with doors and things. Carpets. Me, living in a house. Now that, that is terrifying.
ROSE: You'd have to get a mortgage.
DOCTOR: No.
— The Impossible Planet
DOCTOR: Correctamundo! A word I have never used before and hopefully never will again.
— Tenth Doctor, School Reunion
DOCTOR: No shop. I like the little shop.
— Tenth Doctor, New Earth
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