captainjackenoch he/him Followers 1 Following 0 Following Follow Follows you Overview Badges Statistics Reviews My Stories My Completed Stories My Favourite Stories ♥ My Rated Stories 1 ★ 2 ★ 3 ★ 4 ★ 5 ★ Stories I have reviewed Stories I own My Saved Stories My Completed, Unrated Stories My Skipped Stories My Next Story My Uncompleted Stories My Unreviewed Stories Stories I do not own My Collectables My Owned Collectables My Unowned Collectables My Saved Collectables (Wishlist) My Quotes My Favourite Quotes My Submitted Quotes captainjackenoch has submitted 50 reviews and received 40 likes Sort: Newest First Oldest First Most Likes Highest Rating Lowest Rating Spoilers First Spoilers Last 50 reviews 19 August 2024 · 18 words Torchwood Series 1 • Episode 4Cyberwoman captainjackenoch Review of Cyberwoman by captainjackenoch 19 August 2024 IANTO #1! IANTO NATION FOREVER! I WOULD HAVE CONVERTED TONS OF HUMANS WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! Like Liked 0 19 August 2024 · 6 words Torchwood Series 1 • Episode 10Out of Time captainjackenoch Review of Out of Time by captainjackenoch 19 August 2024 I don't care about Owen Harper. Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 133 words Eighth DoctorDoctor Who (The TV Movie) captainjackenoch 5 Review of Doctor Who (The TV Movie) by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 I have so much to say about this film. Cinema fr. They got him like Markiplier and the LA Gangs. In a feminist retelling, the Doctor takes on the role of the classic who female companion - For the majority of the film, he is tied up and screaming. Eric Roberts is banned in the UK now. Why is The Master just Satan??? He hated. that. wig. He hated it. Now would you stand aside before he shoots himself? His shoes. They fit perfectly. This launched the audio drama cinematic universe of 8 and Charley's insane situationship that ended in them both f**king dying. Think about that. THIS movie spawned the EDAs. This is my all time, no contest, favorite bad movie. 100 shitty wigs out of 5 possible car chases. Like Liked 5 18 August 2024 · 96 words Doctor Who S6 • Episode 8Let’s Kill Hitler captainjackenoch 1 Review of Let’s Kill Hitler by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 Really impressive to create something so bad that I nearly stopped watching this show altogether. I could not watch any more of 11's run after this. I do find calling a fictional character, who is on the side of the heroes, a worse criminal than FUCKING HITLER, to be offensive and dumb. On top of that, if left alone in a room with Hitler, I would kill him with a hammer, I can tell you that much. They don't even kill him. I'd give this episode a -50 if this site allowed me to. Like Liked 1 18 August 2024 · 19 words Doctor Who S6 • Episode 6The Almost People captainjackenoch Review of The Almost People by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 Boring and made me look at Matt Smith's disgusting lizard face twice on the same screen. Booooooo Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 2 words Doctor Who S6 • Episode 2Day of the Moon captainjackenoch Review of Day of the Moon by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 Why? Nooooo. Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 1 words Doctor Who S6 • Episode 1The Impossible Astronaut captainjackenoch Review of The Impossible Astronaut by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 What? Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 26 words Doctor Who S5 • Episode 12The Pandorica Opens captainjackenoch 1 Review of The Pandorica Opens by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 Man, at least when Davies brought out all the recognizeable faces for one last parading hurrah, he managed to pull some emotional weight out of it. Like Liked 1 18 August 2024 · 71 words Doctor Who S5 • Episode 5Flesh and Stone captainjackenoch Review of Flesh and Stone by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 This is a really great episode that shows my main issues with the 11th doctor. Everyone talks in quips. Bad biology, even by fantastical biology standards. The Doctor is getting credit for things that are not clever, at all. The Doctor kills like 30+ living things. Moffat, circa 2010, does not understand the scope of what death is. Things are done in stupid, boring and out-of-character ways for the sake of looking cool. Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 10 words Doctor Who S5 • Episode 11The Lodger captainjackenoch Review of The Lodger by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 James Corden you will pay for your crimes one day Like Liked 0 Show All Reviews (50) Sorting, filtering, and pagination, coming soon!