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I did not expect more than I got, though. Vampire Science is a very neat, polished Doctor Who story. An interesting moral dillema, memorable characters and settings, as well as establishing and solidifying Sam and the Doctor's dynamic. I think it falls flat at the end, though. I had expected more work be put into the ideas surrounding alternative food sources, and vampire biology. I got sort of confused around the point where Joanna and the Doctor turn on eachother, only to work together a few pages later. I was dissapointed that this novel ended in a big fight scene as opposed to scientific breakthrough. I don't think Slake would become buddy-buddy out of nowhere just because he can get his food from somewhere else. I do think the ticking time bomb setup for a group of researchers is quite interesting. I just dislike the end. (I also expected more extreme and interesting torture from Kate Orman.) Overall, I just couldn't connect the way I wanted to connect. I wouldn't say it was a dissapointment, but I would say it wasn't what I had wanted. 3/5. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 1 19 August 2024 · 18 words Torchwood Series 1 • Episode 4Cyberwoman captainjackenoch 1 Review of Cyberwoman by captainjackenoch 19 August 2024 IANTO #1! IANTO NATION FOREVER! I WOULD HAVE CONVERTED TONS OF HUMANS WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!! captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 1 19 August 2024 · 6 words Torchwood Series 1 • Episode 10Out of Time captainjackenoch 1 Review of Out of Time by captainjackenoch 19 August 2024 I don't care about Owen Harper. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 1 18 August 2024 · 129 words Eighth DoctorDoctor Who (The TV Movie) captainjackenoch 9 Review of Doctor Who (The TV Movie) by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 I have so much to say about this film. Cinema fr. They got him like Markiplier and the LA Gangs. In a feminist retelling, the Doctor takes on the role of the classic who female companion - For the majority of the film, he is tied up and screaming. Eric Roberts is banned in the UK now. Why is The Master just Satan??? He hated. that. wig. He hated it. Now would you stand aside before he shoots himself? His shoes. They fit perfectly. This launched the audio drama cinematic universe of 8 and Charley's insane situationship that ended in them both f**king dying. Think about that. THIS movie spawned the EDAs. This is my all time, no contest, favorite bad movie. 100 shitty wigs out of 5 possible car chases. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 9 18 August 2024 · 94 words Doctor Who S6 • Episode 8Let’s Kill Hitler captainjackenoch 5 Review of Let’s Kill Hitler by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 Really impressive to create something so bad that I nearly stopped watching this show altogether. I could not watch any more of 11's run after this. I do find calling a fictional character, who is on the side of the heroes, a worse criminal than FUCKING HITLER, to be offensive and dumb. On top of that, if left alone in a room with Hitler, I would kill him with a hammer, I can tell you that much. They don't even kill him. I'd give this episode a -50 if this site allowed me to. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 5 18 August 2024 · 17 words Doctor Who S6 • Episode 6The Almost People captainjackenoch Review of The Almost People by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 Boring and made me look at Matt Smith's disgusting lizard face twice on the same screen. Booooooo captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 2 words Doctor Who S6 • Episode 2Day of the Moon captainjackenoch Review of Day of the Moon by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 Why? Nooooo. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 1 word Doctor Who S6 • Episode 1The Impossible Astronaut captainjackenoch Review of The Impossible Astronaut by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 What? captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 26 words Doctor Who S5 • Episode 12The Pandorica Opens captainjackenoch 1 Review of The Pandorica Opens by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 Man, at least when Davies brought out all the recognizeable faces for one last parading hurrah, he managed to pull some emotional weight out of it. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 1 18 August 2024 · 71 words Doctor Who S5 • Episode 5Flesh and Stone captainjackenoch Review of Flesh and Stone by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 This is a really great episode that shows my main issues with the 11th doctor. Everyone talks in quips. Bad biology, even by fantastical biology standards. The Doctor is getting credit for things that are not clever, at all. The Doctor kills like 30+ living things. Moffat, circa 2010, does not understand the scope of what death is. Things are done in stupid, boring and out-of-character ways for the sake of looking cool. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 10 words Doctor Who S5 • Episode 11The Lodger captainjackenoch 1 Review of The Lodger by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 James Corden you will pay for your crimes one day captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 1 18 August 2024 · 23 words Doctor Who S5 • Episode 1The Eleventh Hour captainjackenoch 1 Review of The Eleventh Hour by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 I thought this episode was boring as sin when I was a kid and 11 was my favorite doctor based on cultural osmosis alone. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 1 18 August 2024 · 143 words Doctor Who Season One • Episode 8Empire of Death captainjackenoch Spoilers 3 Review of Empire of Death by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 This review contains spoilers! The entire time I was watching this, I was either half asleep or grabbing my screen and screaming CARLA IS YOUR REAL MOM, YOU IDIOT! Ncuti carried this episode. His preformance was gorgeous and emotional, and his scenes were the best scenes. The resolution of Ruby's mother left such a sour taste in my mouth. How do you go from Church on Ruby Road to this? How do you go from the scene where she smashes that f**king iPad to this? How do you go from Carla saying she doesn't want Ruby to find her biological mother to this? How do you undermine a black woman raising a child and doing all of the labor to placing the title of mother on a white woman who happened to give birth as a teenager? Unrealistic, insulting, and downright boring. Actually despise this episode. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 3 18 August 2024 · 10 words Doctor Who Season One • Episode 7The Legend of Ruby Sunday captainjackenoch Spoilers 4 Review of The Legend of Ruby Sunday by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 This review contains spoilers! Oh hey Sutekh, coo- Why is UNIT employing children. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 4 18 August 2024 · 23 words Doctor Who Season One • Episode 6Rogue captainjackenoch Review of Rogue by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 If Rogue isn't Jack Harkness I'll eat a shoe. Gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day <3 captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 7 words Doctor Who Season One • Episode 5Dot and Bubble captainjackenoch Review of Dot and Bubble by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 Give Ncuti an oscar NOW. Absolutely fantastic. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 20 words Doctor Who Season One • Episode 2The Devil’s Chord captainjackenoch Review of The Devil’s Chord by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 If you don't like drag, you will not like this episode. Thank god I love drag and hate The Beatles. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 8 words Doctor Who Season One • Episode 1Space Babies captainjackenoch Review of Space Babies by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 Babies are cute! You guys are just mean captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 35 words Doctor Who Specials • Christmas SpecialThe Church on Ruby Road captainjackenoch Review of The Church on Ruby Road by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 I don't like Christmas stories period, but I thought it was cute. Loses a point purely for the goblin woman being the only one to sound like a human woman rather than a goblin woman. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 0 18 August 2024 · 8 words Main Range • Episode 29The Chimes of Midnight captainjackenoch 3 Review of The Chimes of Midnight by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 She wasn't lying, those chimes really CAN midnight captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 3 18 August 2024 · 7 words Doctor Who S1 • Episode 6Dalek captainjackenoch 1 Review of Dalek by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 This review has been flagged as inappropriate. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 1 18 August 2024 · 15 words Doctor Who S2 • Episode 7The Idiot’s Lantern captainjackenoch 2 Review of The Idiot’s Lantern by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 Another episode I consider legitimately offensive. And on top of that, it's f**king mid. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 2 18 August 2024 · 24 words Doctor Who S2 • Episode 8The Impossible Planet captainjackenoch 4 Review of The Impossible Planet by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 In the top 10 of 2 parters, and no contest my favorite Tennant episode(s). Atmospheric, claustrophobic, immersive, and a true sight to behold. Adore it. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 4 18 August 2024 · 60 words Doctor Who S2 • Episode 10Love & Monsters captainjackenoch 2 Review of Love & Monsters by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 I think some of you guys are legitimately forgetting that this is first and foremost a show for the whole family, so it's going to look dumb and goofy sometimes. Idk I like it for what it is. Not a favorite or a classic or anything, but I liked it as a kid and I thought about the same now. captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 2 18 August 2024 · 15 words Doctor Who S4 • Episode 9Forest of the Dead captainjackenoch 1 Review of Forest of the Dead by captainjackenoch 18 August 2024 I WOULD HAVE CREATED SO MANY TIME PARADOXES WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER captainjackenoch View profile Like Liked 1 123Next → Sorting and filtering coming soon!