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Review of Vampire Science by captainjackenoch

19 January 2025

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I expected to like this more. I did not expect more than I got, though.

Vampire Science is a very neat, polished Doctor Who story. An interesting moral dillema, memorable characters and settings, as well as establishing and solidifying Sam and the Doctor's dynamic. I think it falls flat at the end, though.

I had expected more work be put into the ideas surrounding alternative food sources, and vampire biology. I got sort of confused around the point where Joanna and the Doctor turn on eachother, only to work together a few pages later. I was dissapointed that this novel ended in a big fight scene as opposed to scientific breakthrough.

I don't think Slake would become buddy-buddy out of nowhere just because he can get his food from somewhere else. I do think the ticking time bomb setup for a group of researchers is quite interesting. I just dislike the end.

(I also expected more extreme and interesting torture from Kate Orman.)

Overall, I just couldn't connect the way I wanted to connect. I wouldn't say it was a dissapointment, but I would say it wasn't what I had wanted. 3/5.


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Review of Cyberwoman by captainjackenoch

19 August 2024

IANTO #1! IANTO NATION FOREVER! I WOULD HAVE CONVERTED TONS OF HUMANS WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!


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Review of Out of Time by captainjackenoch

19 August 2024

I don't care about Owen Harper.


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Review of Doctor Who (The TV Movie) by captainjackenoch

18 August 2024

I have so much to say about this film.

Cinema fr.

They got him like Markiplier and the LA Gangs.

In a feminist retelling, the Doctor takes on the role of the classic who female companion - For the majority of the film, he is tied up and screaming.

Eric Roberts is banned in the UK now.

Why is The Master just Satan???

He hated. that. wig. He hated it.

Now would you stand aside before he shoots himself?

His shoes.

They fit perfectly.

This launched the audio drama cinematic universe of 8 and Charley's insane situationship that ended in them both f**king dying. Think about that. THIS movie spawned the EDAs.

This is my all time, no contest, favorite bad movie. 100 shitty wigs out of 5 possible car chases.


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Review of Let’s Kill Hitler by captainjackenoch

18 August 2024

Really impressive to create something so bad that I nearly stopped watching this show altogether. I could not watch any more of 11's run after this.

I do find calling a fictional character, who is on the side of the heroes, a worse criminal than FUCKING HITLER, to be offensive and dumb. On top of that, if left alone in a room with Hitler, I would kill him with a hammer, I can tell you that much.

They don't even kill him. I'd give this episode a -50 if this site allowed me to.


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Review of The Almost People by captainjackenoch

18 August 2024

Boring and made me look at Matt Smith's disgusting lizard face twice on the same screen. Booooooo


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Review of Day of the Moon by captainjackenoch

18 August 2024

Why? Nooooo.


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Review of The Impossible Astronaut by captainjackenoch

18 August 2024

Review of The Pandorica Opens by captainjackenoch

18 August 2024

Man, at least when Davies brought out all the recognizeable faces for one last parading hurrah, he managed to pull some emotional weight out of it.


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Review of Flesh and Stone by captainjackenoch

18 August 2024

This is a really great episode that shows my main issues with the 11th doctor.

Everyone talks in quips. Bad biology, even by fantastical biology standards. The Doctor is getting credit for things that are not clever, at all. The Doctor kills like 30+ living things. Moffat, circa 2010, does not understand the scope of what death is. Things are done in stupid, boring and out-of-character ways for the sake of looking cool.


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