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Tags: Name dropping Funny
THE MONK: Is that Lenin on an inflatable giraffe?!
— The Monk, How to Win Planets and Influence People
LEELA: I do not lie. I shall kill you, Time Lord.
TORVALD: Leela, please.
LEELA: I shall dangle your entrails before your dying eyes.
TORVALD: That’s… really horrible.
— Weapon of Choice
Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: I don't suppose you've completely ignored my instructions and secretly prepared any Nitro Nine, have you?
ACE: What if I had?
DOCTOR: Naturally you wouldn't do anything so insanely dangerous as to carry it around with you, would you?
ACE: Of course not. I'm a good girl. I do what I'm told.
DOCTOR: Excellent. Blow up that vehicle.
— Silver Nemesis
DOCTOR: You know, you're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
— Fourth Doctor, The Robots of Death
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