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“I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it. Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the fourth dimension? Have you? To be exiles? Susan and I are cut off from our own planet, without friends or protection. But one day we shall get back. Yes, one day. One day.”
“Fear makes companions of all of us.”
“If you could touch the alien sand and hear the cries of strange birds and watch them wheel in another sky, would that satisfy you?”
“You wanted advice you said. I never give it, never. But I might just say this to you. Always search for truth. My truth is in the stars and yours is here.”
“As we learn about each other, so we learn about ourselves.”
“I don’t believe that man was made to be controlled by machines. Machines can make laws, but they can not preserve justice. Only human beings can do that.”
“I don’t make threats, but I do keep promises.”
“One day, I shall come back — yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. Goodbye, Susan, goodbye, my dear.”
“You know, I am so constantly outwitting the opposition, I tend to forget the delights and satisfaction of the arts, the gentle art of fisticuffs.”
“The least important things, sometimes, my dear boy, lead to the greatest discoveries.”
“History sometimes gives us a terrible shock, and that is because we don’t quite fully understand. Why should we? After all, we’re too small to realize its final pattern. Therefore don’t try and judge it from where you stand.”
“Life depends on change, and renewal.”
“I’d like to see a butterfly fit into a chrysalis case after it spreads its wings. Life depends on change, and renewal.”
“There are some corners of the universe which have bred the most terrible things. They must be fought.”
“Our lives are different to anybody else’s. That’s the exciting thing. There’s nobody in the universe can do what we’re doing.”
DOCTOR: You look very nice in that dress, Victoria. VICTORIA: Thank you. Don't you think it's a bit-- DOCTOR: A bit short? Oh, I shouldn't worry about that. Look at Jamie's.
DOCTOR: You look very nice in that dress, Victoria.
VICTORIA: Thank you. Don't you think it's a bit--
DOCTOR: A bit short? Oh, I shouldn't worry about that. Look at Jamie's.
KLIEG: Yes, yes, I can see that, but how did you know in the first place? DOCTOR: Oh, I use my own special technique. KLIEG: Oh really, Doctor? And may we know what that is? DOCTOR: Keeping my eyes open and my mouth shut.
KLIEG: Yes, yes, I can see that, but how did you know in the first place?
DOCTOR: Oh, I use my own special technique.
KLIEG: Oh really, Doctor? And may we know what that is?
DOCTOR: Keeping my eyes open and my mouth shut.
“Oh, my giddy aunt.”
“You, Sir, are a NITWIT!”
DOCTOR: How much are they paying you? ROSSINI: Come, come, Doctor. Gentlemen don't discuss money. DOCTOR: Nonsense, gentlemen never talk about anything else.
DOCTOR: How much are they paying you?
ROSSINI: Come, come, Doctor. Gentlemen don't discuss money.
DOCTOR: Nonsense, gentlemen never talk about anything else.
“People who talk about infallibility are usually on very shaky ground.”
“Now I'm not going to sit here like a spare lemon waiting for the squeezer.”
“A flower. One of those little weeds. Just like a daisy, it was. Well, I looked at it for a moment and suddenly I saw it through his eyes. It was simply glowing with life, like a perfectly cut jewel. And the colours? Well, the colours were deeper and richer than you could possibly imagine. Yes, that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen.”
“Courage isn’t just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It’s being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.”
“When you get back to Skaro, you’ll all be national heroes. Everybody’ll want to hear about your adventures. So be careful how you tell that story, will you? Don’t glamourize it. Don’t make war sound like an exciting and thrilling game. Tell them about the members of your mission that will not be returning. Like Maro, Vaber and Marat. Tell them about the fear. Otherwise your people might relish the idea of war. We don’t want that.”
“A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.”
“I had to face my fear… That was more important than just going on living.”
SARAH JANE: Doctor, you're being childish. DOCTOR: Well of course I am. There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
SARAH JANE: Doctor, you're being childish.
DOCTOR: Well of course I am. There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
“But the final responsibility is mine, and mine alone. Listen, if someone who knew the future pointed out a child to you and told you that that child would grow up totally evil, to be a ruthless dictator who would destroy millions of lives, could you then kill that child?”
“Just touch these two strands together and the Daleks are finished. Have I that right?”
LAURENCE: How could you possibly know that? DOCTOR: Well, you see, Mister Scarman, I have the advantage of being slightly ahead of you. Sometimes behind you, but normally ahead of you. LAURENCE: I see. DOCTOR: I'm sure you don't, but it's very nice of you to try.
LAURENCE: How could you possibly know that?
DOCTOR: Well, you see, Mister Scarman, I have the advantage of being slightly ahead of you. Sometimes behind you, but normally ahead of you.
LAURENCE: I see.
DOCTOR: I'm sure you don't, but it's very nice of you to try.
DOCTOR: The Earth isn't my home, Sarah. I'm a Time Lord. SARAH JANE: I know you're a Time Lord. DOCTOR: You don't understand the implications. I'm not a human being. I walk in eternity. SARAH JANE: What's that supposed to mean? DOCTOR: It means I've lived for something like seven hundred and fifty years. SARAH JANE: Oh, you'll soon be middle aged.
DOCTOR: The Earth isn't my home, Sarah. I'm a Time Lord.
SARAH JANE: I know you're a Time Lord.
DOCTOR: You don't understand the implications. I'm not a human being. I walk in eternity.
SARAH JANE: What's that supposed to mean?
DOCTOR: It means I've lived for something like seven hundred and fifty years.
SARAH JANE: Oh, you'll soon be middle aged.
DOCTOR: I feel disorientated. SARAH JANE: This is the Disorientation Centre. DOCTOR: That makes sense.
DOCTOR: I feel disorientated.
SARAH JANE: This is the Disorientation Centre.
DOCTOR: That makes sense.
“But they lost. You know, the worse the situation, the worse your jokes get.”
SPANDRELL: I think you're going to be executed for it. They are preparing the vaporisation chamber now. You have about three hours to live, Doctor. DOCTOR: What? Well, that's monstrous. Vaporisation without representation is against the constitution.
SPANDRELL: I think you're going to be executed for it. They are preparing the vaporisation chamber now. You have about three hours to live, Doctor.
DOCTOR: What? Well, that's monstrous. Vaporisation without representation is against the constitution.
“The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don’t alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.”
“Answers are easy. It’s asking the right questions which is hard.”
“To the rational mind, nothing is inexplicable; only unexplained.”
“You know, you're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.”
COLBY: There's a corpse by the wood. FENDELMAN: What sort of corpse? COLBY: A dead one. What other sort is there?
COLBY: There's a corpse by the wood.
FENDELMAN: What sort of corpse?
COLBY: A dead one. What other sort is there?
“Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire.”
ROMANA: Yes, they taught me at school how to stop my hearts. TYSSAN: Hearts? How many have you got? ROMANA: One for casual, one for best.
ROMANA: Yes, they taught me at school how to stop my hearts.
TYSSAN: Hearts? How many have you got?
ROMANA: One for casual, one for best.
“I suppose the best way to find out where you come from is to find out where you’re going, and then work backwards.”
“I say, what a wonderful butler. He's so violent.”
“Well, to be fair, I did have a couple of gadgets which he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind.”
“Of course we should interfere. Always do what you’re best at, that’s what I say.”
RIGG: Yes, but who do you work for? DOCTOR: Work for? I don't work for anybody. I'm just having fun.
RIGG: Yes, but who do you work for?
DOCTOR: Work for? I don't work for anybody. I'm just having fun.
DOCTOR: Ha ha! We did it! K9: Please clarify. DOCTOR: Well, I just put a lot of spin on the TARDIS, and the asteroid simply sliced us up out of the gravity whirlpool. Oh, you know, K9, sometimes I think I'm wasted just rushing around the universe saving planets from destruction. With a talent like mine, I might have been a great slow bowler.
DOCTOR: Ha ha! We did it!
K9: Please clarify.
DOCTOR: Well, I just put a lot of spin on the TARDIS, and the asteroid simply sliced us up out of the gravity whirlpool. Oh, you know, K9, sometimes I think I'm wasted just rushing around the universe saving planets from destruction. With a talent like mine, I might have been a great slow bowler.
“One must always accept the unexpected.”
DOCTOR: First things first? ROMANA: Exactly. DOCTOR: But not necessarily in that order.
DOCTOR: First things first?
ROMANA: Exactly.
DOCTOR: But not necessarily in that order.
“One solid hope's worth a cartload of certainties.”
MASTER: If we do cooperate, there'll be no question of you ever returning to Gallifrey. DOCTOR: If we don't cooperate, there'll be no question of Gallifrey.
MASTER: If we do cooperate, there'll be no question of you ever returning to Gallifrey.
DOCTOR: If we don't cooperate, there'll be no question of Gallifrey.
“It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for.”
“That's the trouble with regeneration. You never quite know what you're going to get.”
“Love has never been noted for its rationality.”
“There's always something to look at if you open your eyes.”
“What is the one thing evil can not face—not ever? Itself.”
“An apple a day keeps the, er... no, never mind.”
“When did you last have the pleasure of smelling a flower, watching a sunset, eating a well-prepared meal?”
“Now I'll never know if I was right.”
“You know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it’s a hundred years later.”
“Oh, I know how many beans make five, Doctor, and you don't have to be a Time Lord to cope with A level maths. It may come as a surprise to you, but I also happen to like teaching.”
“Brigadier, I think our past is catching up on us. Or maybe it's our future.”
MASTER: I know this is going to be hard to believe, Doctor, but for once I mean you no harm. DOCTOR: Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast. Go on.
MASTER: I know this is going to be hard to believe, Doctor, but for once I mean you no harm.
DOCTOR: Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible things before breakfast. Go on.
“Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon.”
“A hyperactive Peri. Too ghastly to contemplate.”
“You are indeed a worthy opponent. It's what gives your destruction its piquancy.”
PERI: I'm not totally ignorant. What is the noun for a collection of geniuses? A bevy? DOCTOR: An inspiration of geniuses? I don't know.
PERI: I'm not totally ignorant. What is the noun for a collection of geniuses? A bevy?
DOCTOR: An inspiration of geniuses? I don't know.
“Small though it is, the human brain can be quite effective when working at full efficiency.”
DOCTOR: Your Doctor is an antediluvian fogey. Allowing himself to be captured by the Sontarans. If anything happens to myself as a result of it I will never forgive himself. PERI: Oh, I do wish you'd stop switching personal pronouns. It'd make it a lot easier to understand what you're talking about.
DOCTOR: Your Doctor is an antediluvian fogey. Allowing himself to be captured by the Sontarans. If anything happens to myself as a result of it I will never forgive himself.
PERI: Oh, I do wish you'd stop switching personal pronouns. It'd make it a lot easier to understand what you're talking about.
PERI: And what did it mean, defence alert? DOCTOR: (sighs) The usual. Floor trips, electronic sensors, death rays, jets of nerve gas. Nothing to worry about. PERI: Oh, good. I was afraid it might mean something serious.
PERI: And what did it mean, defence alert?
DOCTOR: (sighs) The usual. Floor trips, electronic sensors, death rays, jets of nerve gas. Nothing to worry about.
PERI: Oh, good. I was afraid it might mean something serious.
“Well, how do you think I feel? I'm a nine hundred year old Time Lord. Not much dignity in scrambling over a wall like a small boy into an orchard on a scrumping spree.”
“Planets come and go. Stars perish. Matter disperses, coalesces, forms into other patterns, other worlds. Nothing can be eternal.”
PERI: Do you think this wise, Doctor? DOCTOR: My dear girl, if I stopped to question the wisdom of my actions, I'd never have left Gallifrey. PERI: Sometimes I wish you hadn't.
PERI: Do you think this wise, Doctor?
DOCTOR: My dear girl, if I stopped to question the wisdom of my actions, I'd never have left Gallifrey.
PERI: Sometimes I wish you hadn't.
“Think about me when you're living your life one day after another, all in a neat pattern. Think about the homeless traveller and his old police box, with his days like crazy paving.”
BELAZS: What are you doing here? DOCTOR: That's a very difficult question. Why is everyone round here so preoccupied with metaphysics?
BELAZS: What are you doing here?
DOCTOR: That's a very difficult question. Why is everyone round here so preoccupied with metaphysics?
“Every great decision creates ripples, like a huge boulder dropped in a lake. The ripples merge and rebound off the banks in unforeseeable ways. The heavier the decision, the larger the waves, the more uncertain the consequences.”
“You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies.”
“Ace, give me some of that Nitro Nine that you're not carrying.”
MIKE: I found him wandering the streets. DOCTOR: I was not wandering the streets. I was merely contemplating certain local cartographic anomalies.
MIKE: I found him wandering the streets.
DOCTOR: I was not wandering the streets. I was merely contemplating certain local cartographic anomalies.
ACE: We did good, didn't we? DOCTOR: Perhaps. Time will tell. It always does.
ACE: We did good, didn't we?
DOCTOR: Perhaps. Time will tell. It always does.
DAVROS: The Daleks shall become Lords of Time! We shall become all- DOCTOR: - Powerful. Crush the lesser races. Conquer the galaxy. Unimaginable power. Unlimited rice pudding, et cetera, et cetera.
DAVROS: The Daleks shall become Lords of Time! We shall become all-
DOCTOR: - Powerful. Crush the lesser races. Conquer the galaxy. Unimaginable power. Unlimited rice pudding, et cetera, et cetera.
“Happiness is nothing unless it exists side by side with sadness.”
“Hello, I'm the Doctor! I believe you want to kill me.”
“Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.”
ACE: You're just an aging hippy, Professor. DOCTOR: There might be something in that, yes.
ACE: You're just an aging hippy, Professor.
DOCTOR: There might be something in that, yes.
DOCTOR: Ace, things may get dangerous, so I want you to have this. ACE: It looks like a piece of chalk. DOCTOR: It is. I got it from the dartboard.
DOCTOR: Ace, things may get dangerous, so I want you to have this.
ACE: It looks like a piece of chalk.
DOCTOR: It is. I got it from the dartboard.
“The point of archaeology is to carefully recover the past, not disintegrate it.”
“There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, where the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke, and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace, we've got work to do!”
ACE: Master? Who's he? DOCTOR: An evil genius. One of my oldest and deadliest of enemies. ACE: Do you know any nice people? You know, ordinary people, not power-crazed nutters trying to take over the galaxy?
ACE: Master? Who's he?
DOCTOR: An evil genius. One of my oldest and deadliest of enemies.
ACE: Do you know any nice people? You know, ordinary people, not power-crazed nutters trying to take over the galaxy?
“I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren’t there.”
“But it was a childish dream that made you a doctor! You dreamt you could hold back death. Isn't that true? Don't be sad, Grace. You'll do great things.”
“You feel that pounding in your heart? That tightness in the pit of your stomach? The blood rushing to your head, do you know what that is? That's adventure. The thrill and the fear, and the joy of stepping into the unknown. That's why we're all here, and that's why we're alive!”
“I’ve been too methodical recently, I think. Setting coordinates and things, actually deciding where we want to go. I’ve been getting far too safe and predictable these last few incarnations. Do you know I once traveled for centuries without ever knowing where I’d materialize next?”
DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name? ROSE: Rose. DOCTOR: Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!
DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name?
ROSE: Rose.
DOCTOR: Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!
“Do you know like we were saying about the Earth revolving? It's like when you were a kid. The first time they tell you the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour, and the entire planet is hurtling round the sun at sixty seven thousand miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go. That's who I am. Now, forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home.”
CLIVE: The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes, he's there. He brings the storm in his wake and he has one constant companion. ROSE: Who's that? CLIVE: Death.
CLIVE: The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes, he's there. He brings the storm in his wake and he has one constant companion.
ROSE: Who's that?
CLIVE: Death.
“ (About the TARDIS) The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and believe me, they've tried.”
DOCTOR: What do you think? You could stay here, fill your life with work and food and sleep, or you could go anywhere. ROSE: Is it always this dangerous? DOCTOR: Yeah.
DOCTOR: What do you think? You could stay here, fill your life with work and food and sleep, or you could go anywhere.
ROSE: Is it always this dangerous?
DOCTOR: Yeah.
ROSE: You think you're so impressive. DOCTOR: I am so impressive. ROSE: You wish.
ROSE: You think you're so impressive.
DOCTOR: I am so impressive.
ROSE: You wish.
“You lot, you spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible, that maybe you survive. This is the year five point five slash apple slash twenty six. Five billion years in your future, and this is the day- hold on - this is the day the Sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world.”
“The paper's slightly psychic. It shows them whatever I want them to see. Saves a lot of time.”
“I just sort of hitched a lift with this man. I didn't even think about it. I don't even know who he is. He's a complete stranger.”
ROSE: They all speak English. DOCTOR: No, you just hear English. It's a gift of the TARDIS. The telepathic field, gets inside your brain and translates. ROSE: It's inside my brain? DOCTOR: Well, in a good way. ROSE: Your machine gets inside my head. It gets inside and it changes my mind, and you didn't even ask? DOCTOR: I didn't think about it like that.
ROSE: They all speak English.
DOCTOR: No, you just hear English. It's a gift of the TARDIS. The telepathic field, gets inside your brain and translates.
ROSE: It's inside my brain?
DOCTOR: Well, in a good way.
ROSE: Your machine gets inside my head. It gets inside and it changes my mind, and you didn't even ask?
DOCTOR: I didn't think about it like that.
“I was on board another ship once. They said that was unsinkable. I ended up clinging to an iceberg. It wasn't half cold.”
DOCTOR: You think it'll last forever, people and cars and concrete, but it won't. One day it's all gone. Even the sky. My planet's gone. It's dead. It burned like the Earth. It's just rocks and dust before its time. ROSE: What happened? DOCTOR: There was a war and we lost. ROSE: A war with who? What about your people? DOCTOR: I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own 'cos there's no one else. ROSE: There's me.
DOCTOR: You think it'll last forever, people and cars and concrete, but it won't. One day it's all gone. Even the sky. My planet's gone. It's dead. It burned like the Earth. It's just rocks and dust before its time.
ROSE: What happened?
DOCTOR: There was a war and we lost.
ROSE: A war with who? What about your people?
DOCTOR: I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own 'cos there's no one else.
ROSE: There's me.
“But, it's like, think about it, though. Christmas. 1860. Happens once, just once and it's gone, it's finished, it'll never happen again. Except for you. You can go back and see days that are dead and gone a hundred thousand sunsets ago. No wonder you never stay still.”
“Now, don't antagonise her. I love a happy medium.”
“Time's in flux, changing every second. Your cozy little world can be rewritten like that. Nothing is safe. Remember that. Nothing.”
ROSE: But it's 1869. How can I die now? DOCTOR: Time isn't a straight line. It can twist into any shape. You can be born in the twentieth century and die in the nineteenth and it's all my fault. I brought you here. ROSE: It's not your fault. I wanted to come.
ROSE: But it's 1869. How can I die now?
DOCTOR: Time isn't a straight line. It can twist into any shape. You can be born in the twentieth century and die in the nineteenth and it's all my fault. I brought you here.
ROSE: It's not your fault. I wanted to come.
“There are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Even for you, Doctor.”
JACKIE: Did you go online and pretend you're a doctor? DOCTOR: I am a Doctor. JACKIE: Prove it. Stitch this, mate!
JACKIE: Did you go online and pretend you're a doctor?
DOCTOR: I am a Doctor.
JACKIE: Prove it. Stitch this, mate!
“Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.”
“Every conversation with you just goes mental. There's no one else I can talk to. I've seen all that stuff up there, the size of it, and I can't say a word. Aliens and spaceships and things, and I'm the only person on planet Earth who knows they exist.”
“This is my life, Jackie. It’s not fun, it’s not smart, it’s just standing up and making a decision because nobody else will.”
“You're happy to believe in something that's invisible, but if it's staring you in the face, nope, can't see it. There's a scientific explanation for that. You're thick.”
VAN STATTEN: We're hidden away with the most valuable collection of extra-terrestrial artefacts in the world, and you just stumbled in by mistake. DOCTOR: Pretty much sums me up, yeah.
VAN STATTEN: We're hidden away with the most valuable collection of extra-terrestrial artefacts in the world, and you just stumbled in by mistake.
DOCTOR: Pretty much sums me up, yeah.
VAN STATTEN: I thought you were the great expert, Doctor. If you're so impressive, then why not just reason with this Dalek? It must be willing to negotiate. There must be something it needs. Everything needs something. DOCTOR: What's the nearest town? VAN STATTEN: Salt Lake City. DOCTOR: Population? VAN STATTEN: One million. DOCTOR: All dead. If the Dalek gets out, it'll murder every living creature. That's all it needs. VAN STATTEN: But why would it do that? DOCTOR: Because it honestly believes they should die. Human beings are different, and anything different is wrong. It's the ultimate in racial cleansing and you, Van Statten, you've let it loose!
VAN STATTEN: I thought you were the great expert, Doctor. If you're so impressive, then why not just reason with this Dalek? It must be willing to negotiate. There must be something it needs. Everything needs something.
DOCTOR: What's the nearest town?
VAN STATTEN: Salt Lake City.
DOCTOR: Population?
VAN STATTEN: One million.
DOCTOR: All dead. If the Dalek gets out, it'll murder every living creature. That's all it needs.
VAN STATTEN: But why would it do that?
DOCTOR: Because it honestly believes they should die. Human beings are different, and anything different is wrong. It's the ultimate in racial cleansing and you, Van Statten, you've let it loose!
DOCTOR: The Daleks have failed! Why don't you finish the job and make the Daleks extinct. Rid the Universe of your filth. Why don't you just die? DALEK: You would make a good Dalek.
DOCTOR: The Daleks have failed! Why don't you finish the job and make the Daleks extinct. Rid the Universe of your filth. Why don't you just die?
DALEK: You would make a good Dalek.
DOCTOR: Your race is dead! You all burnt, all of you. Ten million ships on fire. The entire Dalek race wiped out in one second. DALEK: You lie! DOCTOR: I watched it happen. I made it happen.
DOCTOR: Your race is dead! You all burnt, all of you. Ten million ships on fire. The entire Dalek race wiped out in one second.
DALEK: You lie!
DOCTOR: I watched it happen. I made it happen.
“Time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook. You've got to throw yourself in! Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers! Or is that just me?”
DOCTOR: Do you know how long you can knock around space without happening to bump into Earth? ROSE: Five days? Or is that just when we're out of milk? DOCTOR: Of all the species in all the Universe and it has to come out of a cow.
DOCTOR: Do you know how long you can knock around space without happening to bump into Earth?
ROSE: Five days? Or is that just when we're out of milk?
DOCTOR: Of all the species in all the Universe and it has to come out of a cow.
“You know, one day, just one day, maybe, I'm going to meet someone who gets the whole ‘don't wander off’ thing. Nine hundred years of phone box travel, it's the only thing left to surprise me.”
DOCTOR: Mister Spock? ROSE: What was I supposed to say? You don't have a name. Don't you ever get tired of Doctor? Doctor who? DOCTOR: Nine centuries in, I'm coping.
DOCTOR: Mister Spock?
ROSE: What was I supposed to say? You don't have a name. Don't you ever get tired of Doctor? Doctor who?
DOCTOR: Nine centuries in, I'm coping.
“Funny little human brains. How do you get around in those things?”
“Amazing. 1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can stop it. Nothing. Until one, tiny, damp little island says no. No. Not here. A mouse in front of a lion. You're amazing, the lot of you. Don't know what you do to Hitler, but you frighten the hell out of me. Off you go then do what you've got to do. Save the world.”
DOCTOR: Relax, he's a fifty first century guy. He's just a bit more flexible when it comes to dancing. ROSE: How flexible? DOCTOR: Well, by his time, you lot have spread out across half the galaxy. ROSE: Meaning? DOCTOR: So many species, so little time. ROSE: What, that's what we do when we get out there? That's our mission? We seek new life, and, and- DOCTOR: Dance.
DOCTOR: Relax, he's a fifty first century guy. He's just a bit more flexible when it comes to dancing.
ROSE: How flexible?
DOCTOR: Well, by his time, you lot have spread out across half the galaxy.
ROSE: Meaning?
DOCTOR: So many species, so little time.
ROSE: What, that's what we do when we get out there? That's our mission? We seek new life, and, and-
DOCTOR: Dance.
“Everybody lives, Rose. Just this once, everybody lives!”
“Rose Tyler. I was going take you to so many places. Barcelona. Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona. You'd love it. Fantastic place. They've got dogs with no noses. Imagine how many times a day you end up telling that joke, and it's still funny.”
DOCTOR: Now, first things first. Be honest. How do I look? ROSE: Umm... different. DOCTOR: Good different or bad different? ROSE: Just...different. DOCTOR: Am I... ginger? ROSE: No, you're just sort of... brown. DOCTOR: Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger!
DOCTOR: Now, first things first. Be honest. How do I look?
ROSE: Umm... different.
DOCTOR: Good different or bad different?
ROSE: Just...different.
DOCTOR: Am I... ginger?
ROSE: No, you're just sort of... brown.
DOCTOR: Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger!
“Well, you could do that. Yeah, you could do that. Of course you could. But why? Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than-- no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands. Leave them alone!”
JACKIE: Well, I reckon you're mad, the pair of you. It's like you go looking for trouble. DOCTOR: Trouble's just the bits-in-between! It's all waiting out there, Jackie. And it's brand new to me-- all those planets and creatures and horizons! I haven't seen them yet, not with these eyes. And it is gonna be... fantastic!
JACKIE: Well, I reckon you're mad, the pair of you. It's like you go looking for trouble.
DOCTOR: Trouble's just the bits-in-between! It's all waiting out there, Jackie. And it's brand new to me-- all those planets and creatures and horizons! I haven't seen them yet, not with these eyes. And it is gonna be... fantastic!
“I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree!”
DOCTOR: My head! I'm having a neuron implosion. I need- JACKIE: What do you need? DOCTOR: I need- JACKIE: Say it. Tell me, tell me, tell me. DOCTOR: I need- JACKIE: Painkillers? DOCTOR: I need- JACKIE: Do you need aspirin? DOCTOR: I need- JACKIE: Codeine? Paracetamol? Oh, I don't know, Pepto-Bismol? DOCTOR: I need- JACKIE: Liquid paraffin. Vitamin C? Vitamin D? Vitamin E? DOCTOR: I need- JACKIE: Is it food? Something simple. Bowl of soup. A nice bowl of soup? Soup and a sandwich? Soup and a little ham sandwich? DOCTOR: I need you to shut up!
DOCTOR: My head! I'm having a neuron implosion. I need-
JACKIE: What do you need?
DOCTOR: I need-
JACKIE: Say it. Tell me, tell me, tell me.
JACKIE: Painkillers?
JACKIE: Do you need aspirin?
JACKIE: Codeine? Paracetamol? Oh, I don't know, Pepto-Bismol?
JACKIE: Liquid paraffin. Vitamin C? Vitamin D? Vitamin E?
JACKIE: Is it food? Something simple. Bowl of soup. A nice bowl of soup? Soup and a sandwich? Soup and a little ham sandwich?
DOCTOR: I need you to shut up!
“You can tell the President, and please use these exact words, he's not my boss, and he's certainly not turning this into a war.”
“Tea. Like we're having a picnic while the world comes to an end. Very British.”
“I don't know! See, there's the thing. I'm the Doctor, but beyond that, I just don't know. I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested. Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy? Right old misery? Life and soul? Right handed? Left handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor? A liar? A nervous wreck? I mean, judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a gob.”
“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”
DOCTOR: Hello, Sarah Jane. SARAH JANE: [softly] It's you. Doctor. Oh, my God, it's you, isn't it? [realizing] You've regenerated. DOCTOR: Oh. Half a dozen times since we last met. SARAH JANE: You look.... incredible. DOCTOR: So do you. SARAH JANE: Hm. I got old. What are you doing here? DOCTOR: Well. UFO sighting. School gets record results. I couldn't resist. What about you? SARAH JANE: Same.
DOCTOR: Hello, Sarah Jane.
SARAH JANE: [softly] It's you. Doctor. Oh, my God, it's you, isn't it? [realizing] You've regenerated.
DOCTOR: Oh. Half a dozen times since we last met.
SARAH JANE: You look.... incredible.
DOCTOR: So do you.
SARAH JANE: Hm. I got old. What are you doing here?
DOCTOR: Well. UFO sighting. School gets record results. I couldn't resist. What about you?
SARAH JANE: Same.
DOCTOR: I don't age. I regenerate. But humans decay; you wither and you die. Imagine watching that happen to someone that you-- [breaks off] ROSE: What, Doctor? DOCTOR: You can spend the rest of your life with me, but I can't spend the rest of mine with you. I have to live on. Alone. That's the curse of the Time Lords.
DOCTOR: I don't age. I regenerate. But humans decay; you wither and you die. Imagine watching that happen to someone that you-- [breaks off]
ROSE: What, Doctor?
DOCTOR: You can spend the rest of your life with me, but I can't spend the rest of mine with you. I have to live on. Alone. That's the curse of the Time Lords.
“The monsters and the Doctor. It seems you cannot have one without the other.”
DOCTOR: (talking about the TARDIS) I don't know what is wrong with her, she's sort of... queasy, indigestion... like she didn't want to land. ROSE: (deadpan) Well if you think that's gonna be trouble, we can always get back inside and go somewhere else. (The Doctor and Rose laugh.)
DOCTOR: (talking about the TARDIS) I don't know what is wrong with her, she's sort of... queasy, indigestion... like she didn't want to land.
ROSE: (deadpan) Well if you think that's gonna be trouble, we can always get back inside and go somewhere else.
(The Doctor and Rose laugh.)
DOCTOR: (with Rose on an alien planet) How long are you going to stay with me? ROSE: Forever.
DOCTOR: (with Rose on an alien planet) How long are you going to stay with me?
ROSE: Forever.
“This is not war – this is pest control!”
ROSE: (breaking down) Am I ever gonna see you again? DOCTOR: You can't. ROSE: What are you gonna do? DOCTOR: Oh, I've got the TARDIS. Same old life, last of the Time Lords. ROSE: On your own? [The Doctor nods his head] ROSE: I... I love you. DOCTOR: Quite right, too. And I suppose, if it's my last chance to say it... Rose Tyler...
ROSE: (breaking down) Am I ever gonna see you again?
DOCTOR: You can't.
ROSE: What are you gonna do?
DOCTOR: Oh, I've got the TARDIS. Same old life, last of the Time Lords.
ROSE: On your own?
[The Doctor nods his head]
ROSE: I... I love you.
DOCTOR: Quite right, too. And I suppose, if it's my last chance to say it... Rose Tyler...
DOCTOR: Is this London? TODD HULBERT: Yes. I used to be based in Ipswich. But when somebody’s come half way across the galaxy for a business lunch, they don’t want to have it in Ipswich. DOCTOR: Understandable.
DOCTOR: Is this London?
TODD HULBERT: Yes. I used to be based in Ipswich. But when somebody’s come half way across the galaxy for a business lunch, they don’t want to have it in Ipswich.
DOCTOR: Understandable.
“I've seen entire species destroyed, civilisations left in ruins. I've witnessed solar systems vanish in the twinkling of an eye. I've seen things that would freeze your blood. So don't threaten me, don't ever threaten me.”
“Oh, you should have seen it, that old planet. The second sun would rise in the south, and the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver, and when they caught the light every morning, it looked like a forest on fire. When the autumn came, the breeze would blow through the branches like a song.”
“There was a war. A Time War. The last Great Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks, for the sake of all creation. And they lost. They lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now. My family, my friends, even that sky. Oh, you should have seen it, that old planet. The second sun would rise in the south, and the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver, and when they caught the light every morning, it looked like a forest on fire. When the autumn came, the breeze would blow through the branches like a song.”
“Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”
“I’m old enough to know that a longer life isn’t always a better one. In the end, you just get tired; tired of the struggle, tired of losing everyone that matters to you, tired of watching everything you love turn to dust. If you live long enough, Lazarus, the only certainty left is that you’ll end up alone.”
ROSE: He was a Time Lord. Last of his kind. DONNA: But if he was so special, what was he doing with me? ROSE: He thought you were brilliant. DONNA: Don't be stupid. ROSE: But you are. It just took the Doctor to show you that, simply by being with him. He did the same to me. To everyone he touches.
ROSE: He was a Time Lord. Last of his kind.
DONNA: But if he was so special, what was he doing with me?
ROSE: He thought you were brilliant.
DONNA: Don't be stupid.
ROSE: But you are. It just took the Doctor to show you that, simply by being with him. He did the same to me. To everyone he touches.
“Sometimes I think there's way too much coincidence around you, Donna. I met you once, then I met your grandfather, then I met you again! In the whole wide universe, I met you for a second time! It's like something's binding us together.”
“Taking a big space truck with a bunch of strangers across a diamond planet called Midnight? What could possibly go wrong?”
“When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it will never end. But however hard you try, you can't run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies, and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark, if he ever, for one moment, accepts it.”
DOCTOR: River, you know my name. You whispered my name in my ear. There's only one reason I would ever tell anyone my name. There's only one time I could. RIVER: Hush, now. Spoilers.
DOCTOR: River, you know my name. You whispered my name in my ear. There's only one reason I would ever tell anyone my name. There's only one time I could.
RIVER: Hush, now. Spoilers.
RIVER: If you die here, it'll mean I've never met you. DOCTOR: Time can be rewritten. RIVER: Not those times. Not one line. Don't you dare. It's okay. It's okay. It's not over for you. You'll see me again. You've got all of that to come. You and me, time and space. You watch us run.
RIVER: If you die here, it'll mean I've never met you.
DOCTOR: Time can be rewritten.
RIVER: Not those times. Not one line. Don't you dare. It's okay. It's okay. It's not over for you. You'll see me again. You've got all of that to come. You and me, time and space. You watch us run.
“Funny thing is, this means you've always known how I was going to die. All the time we've been together, you knew I was coming here. The last time I saw you, the real you, the future you, I mean, you turned up on my doorstep, with a new haircut and a suit. You took me to Darillium to see the Singing Towers. What a night that was. The Towers sang, and you cried.”
DOCTOR: Why am I handcuffed? Why do you even have handcuffs? RIVER: Spoilers.
DOCTOR: Why am I handcuffed? Why do you even have handcuffs?
RIVER: Spoilers.
“Don't play games with me. You just killed someone I liked. That is not a safe place to stand. I'm the Doctor, and you're in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up.”
“Wait, no, just hang on. So this isn't the real me? This isn't my real body? But I've been dieting!”
“You know when you see a photograph of someone you know, but it's from years before you knew them. and it's like they're not quite finished. They're not done yet. Well, yes, the Doctor's here. He came when I called, just like he always does. But not my Doctor. Now my Doctor, I've seen whole armies turn and run away. And he'd just swagger off back to his TARDIS and open the doors with a snap of his fingers. The Doctor in the TARDIS. Next stop, everywhere.”
“Listen, all you need to know is this. I'd trust that man to the end of the universe. And actually, we've been.”
“He hasn't met me yet. I sent him a message, but it went wrong. It arrived too early. This is the Doctor in the days before he knew me. And he looks at me, he looks right through me and it shouldn't kill me, but it does.”
RIVER: Sorry, you're not allowed to see inside the book. It's against the rules. DOCTOR: What rules? RIVER: Your rules.
RIVER: Sorry, you're not allowed to see inside the book. It's against the rules.
DOCTOR: What rules?
RIVER: Your rules.
“Almost every species in the universe has an irrational fear of the dark. But they're wrong, because it's not irrational. It's Vashta Nerada.”
RIVER: Got a problem with archaeologists? DOCTOR: I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists. RIVER: Ah. Professor River Song, archaeologist.
RIVER: Got a problem with archaeologists?
DOCTOR: I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
RIVER: Ah. Professor River Song, archaeologist.
“Oh, I'm thick! Look at me, I'm old and thick. Head's too full of stuff. I need a bigger head.”
DOCTOR: I love biographies. DONNA: Yeah, very you. Always a death at the end. DOCTOR: You need a good death. Without death, there'd only be comedies. Dying gives us size.
DOCTOR: I love biographies.
DONNA: Yeah, very you. Always a death at the end.
DOCTOR: You need a good death. Without death, there'd only be comedies. Dying gives us size.
SALLY: I love old things. They make me feel sad. KATHY: What's good about sad? SALLY: It's happy for deep people.
SALLY: I love old things. They make me feel sad.
KATHY: What's good about sad?
SALLY: It's happy for deep people.
“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.”
SALLY: They're mine. LARRY: What? SALLY: The DVDs on the list. The seventeen DVDs. What they've got in common is me. They're all the DVDs I own. The Easter Egg was intended for me. LARRY: You've only got seventeen DVDs?
SALLY: They're mine.
LARRY: What?
SALLY: The DVDs on the list. The seventeen DVDs. What they've got in common is me. They're all the DVDs I own. The Easter Egg was intended for me.
LARRY: You've only got seventeen DVDs?
BILLY: It was raining when we met. SALLY: It's the same rain.
BILLY: It was raining when we met.
SALLY: It's the same rain.
“They're coming. They're coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.”
“He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he'd run away from us and hidden. He was being kind.”
“Time Lords are the stuff of legend. They belong in the myths and whispers of the Higher Species. You cannot possibly exist.”
“Donna. I'm a human being. Maybe not the stuff of legend but every bit as important as Time Lords, thank you.”
HARRIET: Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister. JACK: Yeah, I know who you are.
HARRIET: Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister.
JACK: Yeah, I know who you are.
SARAH: Only, excuse me, Harriet, but. Well, the thing is, if you're looking for the Doctor, didn't he depose you? HARRIET: He did. And I've wondered about that for a long time, whether I was wrong. But I stand by my actions to this day, because I knew, I knew that one day, the Earth would be in danger, and the Doctor would fail to appear. I told him so myself, and he didn't listen.
SARAH: Only, excuse me, Harriet, but. Well, the thing is, if you're looking for the Doctor, didn't he depose you?
HARRIET: He did. And I've wondered about that for a long time, whether I was wrong. But I stand by my actions to this day, because I knew, I knew that one day, the Earth would be in danger, and the Doctor would fail to appear. I told him so myself, and he didn't listen.
HARRIET: Harriet Jones. Former Prime Minister. DALEK: Yes, we know who you are. HARRIET: Oh, you know nothing of any human, and that will be your downfall. DALEK: Exterminate.
HARRIET: Harriet Jones. Former Prime Minister.
DALEK: Yes, we know who you are.
HARRIET: Oh, you know nothing of any human, and that will be your downfall.
DALEK: Exterminate.
“Your voice is different, and yet its arrogance is unchanged. Welcome to my new Empire Doctor. It is only fitting that you should bear witness to the resurrection and the triumph of Davros, lord and creator of the Dalek race.”
DOCTOR: Sarah Jane said they were taking the people. What for? Think, Donna. When you met Rose in that parallel world, what did she say? DONNA: Just, the darkness is coming. DOCTOR: Anything else? DONNA: Why don't you ask her yourself?
DOCTOR: Sarah Jane said they were taking the people. What for? Think, Donna. When you met Rose in that parallel world, what did she say?
DONNA: Just, the darkness is coming.
DOCTOR: Anything else?
DONNA: Why don't you ask her yourself?
JACK: Here we go. Good luck, Doctor. DONNA: Will someone please tell me what is going on?. ROSE: When he's dying, his er, his body, it repairs itself. It changes. But you can't! DOCTOR: I'm sorry, it's too late. I'm regenerating.
JACK: Here we go. Good luck, Doctor.
DONNA: Will someone please tell me what is going on?.
ROSE: When he's dying, his er, his body, it repairs itself. It changes. But you can't!
DOCTOR: I'm sorry, it's too late. I'm regenerating.
“Jackie Tyler, Rose's mum. Now where the hell is my daughter?”
DOCTOR: You see? Used the regeneration energy to heal myself, but soon as I was done, I didn't need to change. I didn't want to. Why would I? Look at me. So, to stop the energy going all the way, I siphoned off the rest into a handy bio-matching receptacle, namely my hand. My hand there. My handy spare hand. Remember? Christmas Day, Sycorax. Lost my hand in a sword fight? That's my hand. What do you think? ROSE: You're still you? DOCTOR: I'm still me.
DOCTOR: You see? Used the regeneration energy to heal myself, but soon as I was done, I didn't need to change. I didn't want to. Why would I? Look at me. So, to stop the energy going all the way, I siphoned off the rest into a handy bio-matching receptacle, namely my hand. My hand there. My handy spare hand. Remember? Christmas Day, Sycorax. Lost my hand in a sword fight? That's my hand. What do you think?
ROSE: You're still you?
DOCTOR: I'm still me.
ROSE: Basically, we've been building this, er, this travel machine, this, this er, dimension cannon, so I could. Well, so I could- DOCTOR: What? ROSE: So I could come back. Shut up.
ROSE: Basically, we've been building this, er, this travel machine, this, this er, dimension cannon, so I could. Well, so I could-
DOCTOR: What?
ROSE: So I could come back. Shut up.
“It's been good, though, hasn't it? All of us. All of it. Everything we did. (to Donna) You were brilliant. (to Jack) And you were brilliant. (to Rose) And you were brilliant. Blimey.”
“Is that what Time Lords do? Lop a bit off, grow another one? You're like worms.”
METACRISIS DOCTOR: No, no, no, no, no. I'm unique. Never been another like me. Because all that regeneration energy went into the hand. Look at my hand. I love that hand. But then you touched it. Wham! Shush. Instantaneous biological metacrisis. I grew out of you. Still, could be worse. DONNA: Oi, watch it, spaceman. METACRISIS DOCTOR: Oi, watch it, Earth girl. Ooo. I sound like you. I sound all, all sort of rough. DONNA: Oi! METACRISIS DOCTOR: Oi! DONNA: Oi! METACRISIS DOCTOR: Spanners. Shush. I must have picked up a bit of your voice, that's all. Is it? Did I? No. Oh, you are kidding me. No way. One heart. I've only got one heart. This body has got only one heart. DONNA: What, like you're human? METACRISIS DOCTOR: Oh, that's disgusting.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: No, no, no, no, no. I'm unique. Never been another like me. Because all that regeneration energy went into the hand. Look at my hand. I love that hand. But then you touched it. Wham! Shush. Instantaneous biological metacrisis. I grew out of you. Still, could be worse.
DONNA: Oi, watch it, spaceman.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Oi, watch it, Earth girl. Ooo. I sound like you. I sound all, all sort of rough.
DONNA: Oi!
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Oi!
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Spanners. Shush. I must have picked up a bit of your voice, that's all. Is it? Did I? No. Oh, you are kidding me. No way. One heart. I've only got one heart. This body has got only one heart.
DONNA: What, like you're human?
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Oh, that's disgusting.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Because you're special. DONNA: Oh, I keep telling you, I'm not. METACRISIS DOCTOR: No, but you are. Oh. You really don't believe that, do you? I can see, Donna, what you're thinking. All that attitude, all that lip, all this time you think you're not worth it. DONNA: Stop it. METACRISIS DOCTOR: Shouting at the world because no one's listening. Well, why should they? DONNA: Doctor? Stop it. METACRISIS DOCTOR: But look at what you did. No, it's more than that. It's like we were always heading for this. You came to the TARDIS. And you found me again. Your granddad. Your car. Donna, your car. You parked your car right where the TARDIS was going land. That's not coincidence at all! We've been blind. Something's been drawing us together for such a long time. DONNA: But you're talking like destiny. There's no such thing. Is there? METACRISIS DOCTOR: It's still not finished. It's like the pattern's not complete. The strands are still drawing together. But heading for what?
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Because you're special.
DONNA: Oh, I keep telling you, I'm not.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: No, but you are. Oh. You really don't believe that, do you? I can see, Donna, what you're thinking. All that attitude, all that lip, all this time you think you're not worth it.
DONNA: Stop it.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Shouting at the world because no one's listening. Well, why should they?
DONNA: Doctor? Stop it.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: But look at what you did. No, it's more than that. It's like we were always heading for this. You came to the TARDIS. And you found me again. Your granddad. Your car. Donna, your car. You parked your car right where the TARDIS was going land. That's not coincidence at all! We've been blind. Something's been drawing us together for such a long time.
DONNA: But you're talking like destiny. There's no such thing. Is there?
METACRISIS DOCTOR: It's still not finished. It's like the pattern's not complete. The strands are still drawing together. But heading for what?
JACK: Just my luck. I climb through two miles of ventilation shafts, chasing life signs on this thing, and who do I find? Mickey Mouse. MICKEY: You can talk, Captain Cheesecake.
JACK: Just my luck. I climb through two miles of ventilation shafts, chasing life signs on this thing, and who do I find? Mickey Mouse.
MICKEY: You can talk, Captain Cheesecake.
ROSE: She's good. MARTHA: Who's that? ROSE: My name's Rose. Rose Tyler. MARTHA: Oh, my God. He found you.
ROSE: She's good.
MARTHA: Who's that?
ROSE: My name's Rose. Rose Tyler.
MARTHA: Oh, my God. He found you.
DAVROS: Impossible. That face. After all these years. SARAH: Davros. It's been quite a while. Sarah Jane Smith. Remember? DAVROS: Oh, this is meant to be. The circle of time is closing. You were there on Skaro at the very beginning of my creation. SARAH: And I've learnt how to fight since then.
DAVROS: Impossible. That face. After all these years.
SARAH: Davros. It's been quite a while. Sarah Jane Smith. Remember?
DAVROS: Oh, this is meant to be. The circle of time is closing. You were there on Skaro at the very beginning of my creation.
SARAH: And I've learnt how to fight since then.
“The man who abhors violence, never carrying a gun. But this is the truth, Doctor. You take ordinary people and you fashion them into weapons. Behold your Children of Time. Transformed into murderers. I made the Daleks, Doctor. You made this.”
“The Doctor. The man who keeps running, never looking back because he dare not, out of shame. This is my final victory, Doctor. I have shown you yourself.”
“The final prophecy is in place. The Doctor and his children, all gathered as witnesses. Supreme Dalek, the time has come. Now, detonate the Reality Bomb!”
“Mmm, closing all Z-neutrino relay loops using an internalised synchronous back-feed reversal loop. That button there.”
DONNA: Phwor. Macrotransmission of a K-filter wavelength blocking Dalek weaponry in a self-replicating energy blindfold matrix. DOCTOR: How did you work that out? You're- METACRISIS DOCTOR: Time Lord. Part Time Lord. DONNA: Part human. Oh, yes. That was a two-way biological metacrisis. Half Doctor, half Donna. DOCTOR: The Doctor Donna. Just like the Ood said, remember? They saw it coming. The Doctor Donna.
DONNA: Phwor. Macrotransmission of a K-filter wavelength blocking Dalek weaponry in a self-replicating energy blindfold matrix.
DOCTOR: How did you work that out? You're-
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Time Lord. Part Time Lord.
DONNA: Part human. Oh, yes. That was a two-way biological metacrisis. Half Doctor, half Donna.
DOCTOR: The Doctor Donna. Just like the Ood said, remember? They saw it coming. The Doctor Donna.
“Because you two were just Time Lords, you dumbos, lacking that little bit of human. That gut instinct that comes hand in hand with Planet Earth. I can think of ideas you two couldn't dream of in a million years. Ah, the universe has been waiting for me. Now, let's send that trip switch all over the ship. Did I ever tell you, best temp in Chiswick? Hundred words per minute.”
SARAH: So there's three of you? ROSE: Three Doctors? JACK: I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now.
SARAH: So there's three of you?
ROSE: Three Doctors?
JACK: I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now.
DOCTOR: Davros? Come with me. I promise I can save you. DAVROS: Never forget, Doctor, you did this. I name you. Forever, you are the Destroyer of Worlds!
DOCTOR: Davros? Come with me. I promise I can save you.
DAVROS: Never forget, Doctor, you did this. I name you. Forever, you are the Destroyer of Worlds!
DOCTOR: Tell me, Gwen Cooper, are you from an old Cardiff family? GWEN: Yes, all the way back to the eighteen hundreds. DOCTOR: Ah, thought so. Spatial genetic multiplicity. ROSE: Oh, yeah. DOCTOR: Yeah, it's a funny old world.
DOCTOR: Tell me, Gwen Cooper, are you from an old Cardiff family?
GWEN: Yes, all the way back to the eighteen hundreds.
DOCTOR: Ah, thought so. Spatial genetic multiplicity.
ROSE: Oh, yeah.
DOCTOR: Yeah, it's a funny old world.
MR SMITH: I regret I will need remote access to TARDIS base code numerals. DOCTOR: Oh, blimey, that's going to take a while. SARAH: No, no, no. Let me. K9, out you come! K9: Affirmative, Mistress. DOCTOR: Oh! Oh ho! Oh, good dog!
MR SMITH: I regret I will need remote access to TARDIS base code numerals.
DOCTOR: Oh, blimey, that's going to take a while.
SARAH: No, no, no. Let me. K9, out you come!
K9: Affirmative, Mistress.
DOCTOR: Oh! Oh ho! Oh, good dog!
“Now then, you lot. Sarah, hold that down. Mickey, you hold that. Because you know why this TARDIS always is always rattling about the place? Rose? That, there. It's designed to have six pilots, and I have to do it single handed. Martha, keep that level. But not any more. Jack, there you go. Steady that. Now we can fly this thing. No, Jackie. No, no. Not you. Don't touch anything. Just stand back. Like it's meant to be flown. We've got the Torchwood Rift looped around the TARDIS by Mister Smith, and we're going to fly Planet Earth back home. Right then. Off we go!”
“ (To the Doctor) You know, you act like such a lonely man. But look at you. You've got the biggest family on Earth.”
“ (To Martha) You know, I'm not sure about UNIT these days. Maybe there's something else you could be doing?”
JACKIE: Oh, fat lot of good this is. Back of beyond. Bloody Norway? I'm going to have to phone your father. He's on the nursery run. I was pregnant, do you remember? Had a baby boy. METACRISIS DOCTOR: Oh, brilliant. What did you call him? JACKIE: Doctor. METACRISIS DOCTOR: Really? JACKIE: No, you plum. He's called Tony.
JACKIE: Oh, fat lot of good this is. Back of beyond. Bloody Norway? I'm going to have to phone your father. He's on the nursery run. I was pregnant, do you remember? Had a baby boy.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Oh, brilliant. What did you call him?
JACKIE: Doctor.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Really?
JACKIE: No, you plum. He's called Tony.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: I'm part human. Specifically, the aging part. I'll grow old and never regenerate. I've only got one life, Rose Tyler. I could spend it with you, if you want. ROSE: You'll grow old at the same time as me? METACRISIS DOCTOR: Together.
METACRISIS DOCTOR: I'm part human. Specifically, the aging part. I'll grow old and never regenerate. I've only got one life, Rose Tyler. I could spend it with you, if you want.
ROSE: You'll grow old at the same time as me?
METACRISIS DOCTOR: Together.
ROSE: All right. Both of you, answer me this. When I last stood on this beach, on the worst day of my life, what was the last thing you said to me? Go on, say it. DOCTOR: I said, Rose Tyler. ROSE: Yeah, and how was that sentence going to end? DOCTOR: Does it need saying?
ROSE: All right. Both of you, answer me this. When I last stood on this beach, on the worst day of my life, what was the last thing you said to me? Go on, say it.
DOCTOR: I said, Rose Tyler.
ROSE: Yeah, and how was that sentence going to end?
DOCTOR: Does it need saying?
“Brilliant! Fantastic! Molto bene! Great big universe, packed into my brain. You know you could fix that chameleon circuit if you just tried hotbinding the fragment links and superseding the binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary, binary. (gasp) I'm fine. Nah, never mind Felspoon. You know who I'd like to meet? Charlie Chaplin. I bet he's great, Charlie Chaplin. Shall we do that? Shall we go and see Charlie Chaplin? Shall we? Charlie Chaplin? Charlie Chester. Charlie Brown. No, he's fiction. Friction, fiction, fixing, mixing, Rickston, Brixton.”
“I was going to be with you forever. The rest of my life, travelling in the TARDIS. The Doctor Donna. No. Oh my god. I can't go back. Don't make me go back. Doctor, please, please don't make me go back.”
DOCTOR: Donna. Oh, Donna Noble. I am so sorry. But we had the best of times. DONNA: No. DOCTOR: The best. Goodbye. DONNA: No, no, no. Please. Please. No. No.
DOCTOR: Donna. Oh, Donna Noble. I am so sorry. But we had the best of times.
DONNA: No.
DOCTOR: The best. Goodbye.
DONNA: No, no, no. Please. Please. No. No.
DOCTOR: I had to wipe her mind completely. Every trace of me, or the TARDIS, anything we did together, anywhere we went, had to go. WILF: All those wonderful things she did. DOCTOR: I know. But that version of Donna is dead. Because if she remembers, just for a second, she'll burn up. You can never tell her. You can't mention me or any of it for the rest of her life. SYLVIA: But the whole world's talking about it. We travelled across space. DOCTOR: It'll just be a story. One of those Donna Noble stories, where she missed it all again. WILF: But she was better with you.
DOCTOR: I had to wipe her mind completely. Every trace of me, or the TARDIS, anything we did together, anywhere we went, had to go.
WILF: All those wonderful things she did.
DOCTOR: I know. But that version of Donna is dead. Because if she remembers, just for a second, she'll burn up. You can never tell her. You can't mention me or any of it for the rest of her life.
SYLVIA: But the whole world's talking about it. We travelled across space.
DOCTOR: It'll just be a story. One of those Donna Noble stories, where she missed it all again.
WILF: But she was better with you.
“I just want you to know there are worlds out there, safe in the sky because of her. That there are people living in the light, and singing songs of Donna Noble, a thousand million light years away. They will never forget her, while she can never remember. And for one moment, one shining moment, she was the most important woman in the whole wide universe.”
“Every night, Doctor, when it gets dark, and the stars come out, I'll look up on her behalf. I'll look up at the sky, and think of you.”
WILF: Oh, Doctor? What about you now? Who've you got? I mean, all those friends of yours. DOCTOR: They've all got someone else. Still, that's fine. I'm fine.
WILF: Oh, Doctor? What about you now? Who've you got? I mean, all those friends of yours.
DOCTOR: They've all got someone else. Still, that's fine. I'm fine.
“Lucie, there's a lot of darkness out there. Some of it where Orbis used to be. But you know something? We wouldn't notice any of it if it weren't for all those little pinpricks of light; planets and stars. And that's where I go whenever I feel sad. The next bit of light in the darkness. Keep on moving. Never look back. Well, hardly ever.”
“It's weird. It's just different. It's not men, it's just him. It's only him. And I don't even know what it is, really, so. So I'm not broadcasting it.”
“I don’t want to go.”
“I'm the Doctor. Do everything I tell you, don't ask stupid questions, and don't wander off.”
DOCTOR: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? AMELIA: Yes. DOCTOR: Everything's going to be fine.
DOCTOR: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
AMELIA: Yes.
DOCTOR: Everything's going to be fine.
“Geronimo!”
AMY: You're worse than my aunt. DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor. I'm worse than everybody's aunt.
AMY: You're worse than my aunt.
DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor. I'm worse than everybody's aunt.
“Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically, run.”
“All of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will. Where do you want to start?”
AMY: I'm fine. It's just, there's a whole world in here, just like you said. It's all true. I thought. Well, I started to think that maybe you were just like a madman with a box. DOCTOR: Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand about me, because it's important, and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box.
AMY: I'm fine. It's just, there's a whole world in here, just like you said. It's all true. I thought. Well, I started to think that maybe you were just like a madman with a box.
DOCTOR: Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand about me, because it's important, and one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a madman with a box.
“I've got pictures of all your faces. You never show up in the right order, though. I need the spotter's guide.”
“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things or make them unimportant.”
“Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.”
“We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?”
“Everything’s got to end sometime. Otherwise, nothing would ever get started.”
“In 900 years of time and space, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important.”
DOCTOR: Who's she? SARDICK: Nobody important. DOCTOR: Nobody important. Blimey, that's amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important before.
DOCTOR: Who's she?
SARDICK: Nobody important.
DOCTOR: Nobody important. Blimey, that's amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important before.
“Letting it get to you. You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now, that's all that counts.”
“Biting's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner.”
RORY: He'll be fine. He's a Time Lord. AMY: It's just what they're called. It doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.
RORY: He'll be fine. He's a Time Lord.
AMY: It's just what they're called. It doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.
IDRIS: Are all people like this? DOCTOR: Like what? IDRIS: So much bigger on the inside.
IDRIS: Are all people like this?
DOCTOR: Like what?
IDRIS: So much bigger on the inside.
DOCTOR: I just want to say, you know, you have never been very reliable. IDRIS: And you have? DOCTOR: You didn't always take me where I wanted to go. IDRIS: No, but I always took you where you needed to go.
DOCTOR: I just want to say, you know, you have never been very reliable.
IDRIS: And you have?
DOCTOR: You didn't always take me where I wanted to go.
IDRIS: No, but I always took you where you needed to go.
“I wanted to see the universe, so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away. And you were the only one mad enough.”
HOUSE: Fear me. I've killed hundreds of Time Lords. DOCTOR: Fear me. I've killed all of them.
HOUSE: Fear me. I've killed hundreds of Time Lords.
DOCTOR: Fear me. I've killed all of them.
“Look at you pair. It's always you and her, isn't it, long after the rest of us have gone. A boy and his box, off to see the universe.”
AMY: You want to be forgiven. DOCTOR: Don't we all?
AMY: You want to be forgiven.
DOCTOR: Don't we all?
KOVARIAN: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules. DOCTOR: Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.
KOVARIAN: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules.
DOCTOR: Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.
“Well, let's see. You've got a time machine, I've got a gun. What the hell. Let's kill Hitler.”
“Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they’re going to be. And it breaks your heart. Because what’s the point in them being happy if they’re going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later.”
OSWIN: Lovely name, Rory. First boy I ever fancied was called Rory. RORY: Okay. OSWIN: Actually, she was called Nina. I was going through a phase.
OSWIN: Lovely name, Rory. First boy I ever fancied was called Rory.
RORY: Okay.
OSWIN: Actually, she was called Nina. I was going through a phase.
“I'm not running away. But this is one corner of one country in one continent on one planet that's a corner of a galaxy that's a corner of a universe that is forever growing and shrinking and creating and destroying and never remaining the same for a single millisecond. And there is so much, so much to see, Amy. Because it goes so fast. I'm not running away from things, I am running to them before they flare and fade forever. And it's all right. Our lives won't run the same. They can't. One day, soon maybe, you'll stop. I've known for a while.”
“Good evening. I'm a Lizard Woman from the Dawn of Time, and this is my wife.”
DOCTOR: I walked away from the last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man. I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand. And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze. So come on, then. Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!
DOCTOR: I walked away from the last Great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords.
I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained.
No time. No space. Just me.
I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man.
I've watched universes freeze and creations burn. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. I have lost things you will never understand.
And I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken. Knowledge that will make parasite gods blaze.
So come on, then. Take it! Take it all, baby! Have it! You have it all!
“I don't know where I am. It's like I'm breaking into a million pieces and there's only one thing I remember. I have to save the Doctor.”
“Do you hear the Whisper Men? The Whisper Men are near. If you hear the Whisper Men, then turn away your ear. Do not hear the Whisper men, whatever else you do. For once you've heard the Whisper Men, they'll stop and look at you.”
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: It's a timey-wimey thing. WAR DOCTOR: Timey what? Timey-wimey? TENTH DOCTOR: I've no idea where he picks that stuff up.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: It's a timey-wimey thing.
WAR DOCTOR: Timey what? Timey-wimey?
TENTH DOCTOR: I've no idea where he picks that stuff up.
WAR DOCTOR: You're my future selves? TEN & ELEVEN: Yes! WAR DOCTOR: Am I having a midlife crisis? Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols. Look like you've seen a ghost.
WAR DOCTOR: You're my future selves?
TEN & ELEVEN: Yes!
WAR DOCTOR: Am I having a midlife crisis? Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols. Look like you've seen a ghost.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: It's not working. TENTH DOCTOR: We're both reversing the polarity. ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Yes, I know that. TENTH DOCTOR: There's two of us. I'm reversing it, you're reversing it back again. We're confusing the polarity.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: It's not working.
TENTH DOCTOR: We're both reversing the polarity.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Yes, I know that.
TENTH DOCTOR: There's two of us. I'm reversing it, you're reversing it back again. We're confusing the polarity.
TENTH DOCTOR: Oooh, lovely. ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Oooh, lovely.
TENTH DOCTOR: Oooh, lovely.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Oooh, lovely.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Listen, what you get up to in the privacy of your own regeneration is your business. TENTH DOCTOR: One of them is a Zygon. ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Urgh. I'm not judging you.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Listen, what you get up to in the privacy of your own regeneration is your business.
TENTH DOCTOR: One of them is a Zygon.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Urgh. I'm not judging you.
DOCTOR: Now, I want this stone dust analysed. And I want a report in triplicate, with lots of graphs and diagrams and complicated sums on my desk, tomorrow morning, ASAP, pronto, L O L. See? Job. Do I have a desk? KATE: No. DOCTOR: And I want a desk.
DOCTOR: Now, I want this stone dust analysed. And I want a report in triplicate, with lots of graphs and diagrams and complicated sums on my desk, tomorrow morning, ASAP, pronto, L O L. See? Job. Do I have a desk?
KATE: No.
DOCTOR: And I want a desk.
“Whatever you've got planned, forget it. I'm the Doctor. I'm nine hundred and four years old. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I am the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Darkness, and you are basically just a rabbit, aren't you? Okay, carry on. Just a general warning.”
“It's a machine that goes ding. Made it myself. Lights up in the presence of shape-shifter DNA. Ooo. Also it can microwave frozen dinners from up to twenty feet and download comics from the future. I never know when to stop.”
WAR DOCTOR: If you have been inside my head, then you know what I've seen. The suffering. Every moment in time and space is burning. It must end, and I intend to end it the only way I can. MOMENT: And you're going to use me to end it by killing them all, Daleks and Time Lords alike. I could, but there will be consequences for you. WAR DOCTOR: I have no desire to survive this. MOMENT: Then that's your punishment. If you do this, if you kill them all, then that's the consequence. You live.
WAR DOCTOR: If you have been inside my head, then you know what I've seen. The suffering. Every moment in time and space is burning. It must end, and I intend to end it the only way I can.
MOMENT: And you're going to use me to end it by killing them all, Daleks and Time Lords alike. I could, but there will be consequences for you.
WAR DOCTOR: I have no desire to survive this.
MOMENT: Then that's your punishment. If you do this, if you kill them all, then that's the consequence. You live.
“I think I'm called Rose Tyler. No. Yes. No, sorry, no, no, in this form, I'm called Bad Wolf. Are you afraid of the big bad wolf, Doctor?”
“They must have told you the Moment had a conscience. Hello! Oh, look at you. Stuck between a girl and a box. Story of your life, eh, Doctor?”
“Time Lords of Gallifrey, Daleks of Skaro, I serve notice on you all. Too long I have stayed my hand. No more. Today you leave me no choice. Today, this war will end. No more. No more.”
“Soldier, I'm going to need your gun.”
“I've had many faces, many lives. I don't admit to all of them. There's one life I've tried very hard to forget. He was the Doctor who fought in the Time War, and that was the day he did it. The day I did it. The day he killed them all. The last day of the Time War. The war to end all wars between my people and the Daleks. And in that battle there was a man with more blood on his hands than any other, a man who would commit a crime that would silence the universe. And that man was me.”
DOCTOR: Kate Lethbridge Stewart, a word to the wise. As I'm sure your father would have told you, I don't like being picked up. CLARA: That probably sounded better in his head.
DOCTOR: Kate Lethbridge Stewart, a word to the wise. As I'm sure your father would have told you, I don't like being picked up.
CLARA: That probably sounded better in his head.
“Never give up. Never give in.”
“Doctor no more.”
“Charley, C'Rizz, Lucie, Tamsin, Molly. Friends, companions I've known, I salute you. And Cass, I apologise. Physician, heal thyself.”
OHILA: We restored you to life, but it's a temporary measure. You have a little under four minutes. DOCTOR: Four minutes? That's ages. What if I get bored? I need a television, couple of books, anyone for chess? Bring me knitting.
OHILA: We restored you to life, but it's a temporary measure. You have a little under four minutes.
DOCTOR: Four minutes? That's ages. What if I get bored? I need a television, couple of books, anyone for chess? Bring me knitting.
“I'm a doctor. But probably not the one you're expecting.”
STRAX: There we go. Just a standard electro-cardio restart. She'll be fine. VASTRA: Are you all right, my love? Can you hear me? STRAX: The heart is a relatively simple thing. VASTRA: I have not found it to be so.
STRAX: There we go. Just a standard electro-cardio restart. She'll be fine.
VASTRA: Are you all right, my love? Can you hear me?
STRAX: The heart is a relatively simple thing.
VASTRA: I have not found it to be so.
“I died saving him. In return, he saved me to a database in the biggest library in the universe. Left me like a book on a shelf. Didn't even say goodbye. He doesn't like endings.”
“ (Looking at Trenzalor) Okay, so that's where I end up. Always thought maybe I'd retire. Take up watercolours or bee-keeping, or something. Apparently not.”
BENTHAM: Encircle them. Which of you is the Doctor? The Queen of England is bewitched. I would have the Doctor's head. WAR DOCTOR: Well, this has all the makings of your lucky day.
BENTHAM: Encircle them. Which of you is the Doctor? The Queen of England is bewitched. I would have the Doctor's head.
WAR DOCTOR: Well, this has all the makings of your lucky day.
WAR DOCTOR: Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about? ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Yes. No. I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately with my co-conspirators Sandshoes and Granddad. WAR DOCTOR: Granddad?
WAR DOCTOR: Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Yes. No. I demand to be incarcerated in the Tower immediately with my co-conspirators Sandshoes and Granddad.
WAR DOCTOR: Granddad?
KATE: The Black Archive. Highest security rating on the planet. The entire staff have their memories wiped at the end of every shift. Automated memory filters in the ceiling. Access, please. ATKINS: Ma'am. KATE: Atkins, isn't it? ATKINS: Yes, ma'am. First day here. KATE: (sotto) Been here ten years.
KATE: The Black Archive. Highest security rating on the planet. The entire staff have their memories wiped at the end of every shift. Automated memory filters in the ceiling. Access, please.
ATKINS: Ma'am.
KATE: Atkins, isn't it?
ATKINS: Yes, ma'am. First day here.
KATE: (sotto) Been here ten years.
OSGOOD-Z: Excuse me. I'm going to need my inhaler. I so hate it when I get one with a defect. Ooo, you've got some perfectly horrible memories in here, haven't you? So jealous of your pretty sister. I don't blame you. I wish I'd copied her. OSGOOD: So do I!
OSGOOD-Z: Excuse me. I'm going to need my inhaler. I so hate it when I get one with a defect. Ooo, you've got some perfectly horrible memories in here, haven't you? So jealous of your pretty sister. I don't blame you. I wish I'd copied her.
OSGOOD: So do I!
“Think about it. Americans with the ability to rewrite history? You've seen their movies.”
“Sometimes the best way to fight a fire is to make sure it doesn’t get started. I’m taking away your matches.”
MASTER: The title you chose: Doctor. Now, it’s not just a man of healing. It means “teacher”. It means “tutor”. Whereas I am a Master. We both want to change the universe, to make it better, it’s only the scale of our ambition separates us. DOCTOR: What are you saying? You’d like to have been a Doctor but you didn’t have the patients?
MASTER: The title you chose: Doctor. Now, it’s not just a man of healing. It means “teacher”. It means “tutor”. Whereas I am a Master. We both want to change the universe, to make it better, it’s only the scale of our ambition separates us.
DOCTOR: What are you saying? You’d like to have been a Doctor but you didn’t have the patients?
WAR DOCTOR: I don't know who you are, either of you. I haven't got the faintest idea. MOMENT: They're you. They're what you become if you destroy Gallifrey. The man who regrets, and the man who forgets.
WAR DOCTOR: I don't know who you are, either of you. I haven't got the faintest idea.
MOMENT: They're you. They're what you become if you destroy Gallifrey. The man who regrets, and the man who forgets.
“Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame, whatever the cost.”
MOMENT: You know the sound the TARDIS makes? That wheezing, groaning. That sound brings hope wherever it goes. WAR DOCTOR: Yes. Yes, I like to think it does. MOMENT: To anyone who hears it, Doctor. Anyone, however lost... Even you.
MOMENT: You know the sound the TARDIS makes? That wheezing, groaning. That sound brings hope wherever it goes.
WAR DOCTOR: Yes. Yes, I like to think it does.
MOMENT: To anyone who hears it, Doctor. Anyone, however lost... Even you.
CLARA: Be a doctor. You told me the name you chose was a promise. What was the promise? TENTH DOCTOR: Never cruel or cowardly. WAR DOCTOR: Never give up, never give in.
CLARA: Be a doctor. You told me the name you chose was a promise. What was the promise?
TENTH DOCTOR: Never cruel or cowardly.
WAR DOCTOR: Never give up, never give in.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Okay. Gentlemen, we're ready. Geronimo! TENTH DOCTOR: Allons-y! WAR DOCTOR: Oh, for God's sake. Gallifrey stands!
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Okay. Gentlemen, we're ready. Geronimo!
TENTH DOCTOR: Allons-y!
WAR DOCTOR: Oh, for God's sake. Gallifrey stands!
WAR DOCTOR: I don't suppose we'll know if we actually succeeded. But at worst, we failed doing the right thing, as opposed to succeeding in doing the wrong. CLARA: Life and soul, you are.
WAR DOCTOR: I don't suppose we'll know if we actually succeeded. But at worst, we failed doing the right thing, as opposed to succeeding in doing the wrong.
CLARA: Life and soul, you are.
“Oh yes, of course. I suppose it makes sense. Wearing a bit thin. I hope the ears are a bit less conspicuous this time.”
TENTH DOCTOR: Trenzalore. We need a new destination, because I don't want to go. ELEVENTH DOCTOR: He always says that.
TENTH DOCTOR: Trenzalore. We need a new destination, because I don't want to go.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: He always says that.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: I could be a curator. I'd be great at curating. I'd be the Great Curator. I could retire and do that. I could retire and be the curator of this place. CURATOR: You know, I really think you might.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: I could be a curator. I'd be great at curating. I'd be the Great Curator. I could retire and do that. I could retire and be the curator of this place.
CURATOR: You know, I really think you might.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: I never forget a face. CURATOR: I know you don't. And in years to come, you might find yourself revisiting a few. But just the old favourites, eh?
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: I never forget a face.
CURATOR: I know you don't. And in years to come, you might find yourself revisiting a few. But just the old favourites, eh?
CURATOR: Oh, it's entirely up to you. Your choice, eh? I can only tell you what I would do if I were you. Oh, if I were you. Oh, perhaps I was you, of course. Or perhaps you are me. Congratulations. ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Thank you very much. CURATOR: Or perhaps it doesn't matter either way. Who knows, eh? Who knows?
CURATOR: Oh, it's entirely up to you. Your choice, eh? I can only tell you what I would do if I were you. Oh, if I were you. Oh, perhaps I was you, of course. Or perhaps you are me. Congratulations.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Thank you very much.
CURATOR: Or perhaps it doesn't matter either way. Who knows, eh? Who knows?
“We all change, when you think about it. We're all different people all through our lives. And that's okay, that's good, you've got to keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. I will not forget one line of this. Not one day. I swear. I will always remember when the Doctor was me.”
“And now it's time for one last bow, like all your other selves. Eleven's hour is over now. The clock is striking twelve's.”
DOCTOR: He asked you a question. Will you help me? CLARA: You shouldn't have been listening. DOCTOR: I wasn't. I didn't need to. That was me talking. You can't see me, can you? You look at me, and you can't see me. Have you any idea what that's like? I'm not on the phone, I'm right here, standing in front of you. Please, just, just see me.
DOCTOR: He asked you a question. Will you help me?
CLARA: You shouldn't have been listening.
DOCTOR: I wasn't. I didn't need to. That was me talking. You can't see me, can you? You look at me, and you can't see me. Have you any idea what that's like? I'm not on the phone, I'm right here, standing in front of you. Please, just, just see me.
“Let me tell you about scared. Your heart is beating so hard, I can feel it through your hands. There's so much blood and oxygen pumping through your brain, it's like rocket fuel. Right now, you could run faster and you could fight harder, you could jump higher than ever in your life. And you are so alert, it's like you can slow down time. What's wrong with scared? Scared is a superpower. It's your superpower. There is danger in this room and guess what? It's you.”
“Question. Why is there no such thing as perfect hiding? Answer. How would you know? Logically, if evolution were to perfect a creature whose primary skill were to hide from view, how could you know it existed?”
“Imagine a thing that must never be seen. What would it do if you saw it?”
“You've probably just forgotten. Have you seen the size of human brains? They're hilarious.”
“You're always going to be afraid, even if you learn to hide it. Fear is like a companion. A constant companion, always there. But that's okay, because fear can bring us together. Fear can bring you home. I'm going to leave you something, just so you'll always remember, fear makes companions of us all.”
DOCTOR: You're doing it again. CLARA: Doing what? DOCTOR: The smile. CLARA: Yeah, I'm smiling. DOCTOR: It's the sad smile. It's a smile but you're sad. It's confusing. It's like two emotions at once. It's like you're malfunctioning.
DOCTOR: You're doing it again.
CLARA: Doing what?
DOCTOR: The smile.
CLARA: Yeah, I'm smiling.
DOCTOR: It's the sad smile. It's a smile but you're sad. It's confusing. It's like two emotions at once. It's like you're malfunctioning.
“There's a body and there's a mummy. I mean, can you not just get on a train? Did a wizard put a curse on you about mini-breaks?”
PERKINS: You know, Doctor, I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant. DOCTOR: Well, ah, on a good day, I'm both.
PERKINS: You know, Doctor, I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
DOCTOR: Well, ah, on a good day, I'm both.
“I'm so pleased to finally see you. I'm the Doctor and I will be your victim this evening. Are you my mummy?”
“Sometimes the only choices you have are bad ones. But you still have to choose.”
CLARA: I know it's scary and difficult, but do you love being the man making the impossible choice? DOCTOR: Why would I? CLARA: Because it's what you do, all day, every day. DOCTOR: It's my life. CLARA: Doesn't have to be. Is it like- DOCTOR: Like what? CLARA: An addiction? DOCTOR: You can't really tell if something's an addiction till you try and give it up. CLARA: And you never have. DOCTOR: Let me know how it goes.
CLARA: I know it's scary and difficult, but do you love being the man making the impossible choice?
DOCTOR: Why would I?
CLARA: Because it's what you do, all day, every day.
DOCTOR: It's my life.
CLARA: Doesn't have to be. Is it like-
CLARA: An addiction?
DOCTOR: You can't really tell if something's an addiction till you try and give it up.
CLARA: And you never have.
DOCTOR: Let me know how it goes.
“Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.”
“Jane Austen. Amazing writer, brilliant comic observer, and strictly among ourselves, a phenomenal kisser.”
“Do you know what thinking is? It’s just a fancy word for changing your mind.”
“As you come into this world, something else is also born. You begin your life, and it begins a journey towards you. It moves slowly, but it never stops. Wherever you go, whatever path you take, it will follow. Never faster, never slower, always coming. You will run. It will walk. You will rest. It will not. One day, you will linger in the same place too long. You will sit too still or sleep too deep, and when, too late, you rise to go, you will notice a second shadow next to yours. Your life will then be over.”
“I am the Doctor. I'm coming to find you, and I will never, ever stop.”
CLARA: Doctor, you are not the only person who ever lost someone. It's the story of everybody. Get over it. Beat it. Break free. (Her hand touches his cheek.) CLARA: Doctor, it's time. Get up, off your arse, and win!
CLARA: Doctor, you are not the only person who ever lost someone. It's the story of everybody. Get over it. Beat it. Break free.
(Her hand touches his cheek.)
CLARA: Doctor, it's time. Get up, off your arse, and win!
“I've finally run out of corridor. There's a life summed up.”
“I can't! Why is it always me? Why is it never anybody else's turn? Can't I just lose? Just this once?”
“If you think because she is dead I am weak, then you understand very little. If you were any part of killing her, and you're not afraid, then you understand nothing at all. So, for your own sake, understand this. I am the Doctor. I'm coming to find you, and I will never, ever stop.”
“Nothing’s sad until it’s over, and then everything is.”
RIVER: You don't look much like your pictures. DOCTOR: Well, that's an ongoing problem for me.
RIVER: You don't look much like your pictures.
DOCTOR: Well, that's an ongoing problem for me.
RIVER: How do you know me? DOCTOR: Well, it's a tiny bit complicated. People usually need a flowchart.
RIVER: How do you know me?
DOCTOR: Well, it's a tiny bit complicated. People usually need a flowchart.
DOCTOR: It's my back. RIVER: Your back? DOCTOR: Yeah, my back's playing up. It simply refuses to carry the weight of an entirely pointless stratum of society who contribute nothing of worth to the world and crush the hopes and dreams of working people.
DOCTOR: It's my back.
RIVER: Your back?
DOCTOR: Yeah, my back's playing up. It simply refuses to carry the weight of an entirely pointless stratum of society who contribute nothing of worth to the world and crush the hopes and dreams of working people.
DOCTOR: My entire understanding of physical space has been transformed! Three-dimensional Euclidean geometry has been torn up, thrown in the air and snogged to death! My grasp of the universal constants of physical reality has been changed forever! DOCTOR: Sorry. I've always wanted to see that done properly.
DOCTOR: My entire understanding of physical space has been transformed! Three-dimensional Euclidean geometry has been torn up, thrown in the air and snogged to death! My grasp of the universal constants of physical reality has been changed forever!
DOCTOR: Sorry. I've always wanted to see that done properly.
RIVER: Does sarcasm help? DOCTOR: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?
RIVER: Does sarcasm help?
DOCTOR: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?
RIVER: The man who gave me this was the sort of man who'd know exactly how long a diary you were going to need. DOCTOR: He sounds awful. RIVER: I suppose he is. I've never really thought about it.
RIVER: The man who gave me this was the sort of man who'd know exactly how long a diary you were going to need.
DOCTOR: He sounds awful.
RIVER: I suppose he is. I've never really thought about it.
“When you love the Doctor, it's like loving the stars themselves. You don't expect a sunset to admire you back. And if I happen to find myself in danger, let me tell you, the Doctor is not stupid enough, or sentimental enough, and he is certainly not in love enough to find himself standing in it with me!”
RIVER: I'm an archaeologist from the future. I dug you up. RIVER: I had this book. History's Finest Exploding Restaurants. The best food for free. Skip the coffee.
RIVER: I'm an archaeologist from the future. I dug you up.
RIVER: I had this book. History's Finest Exploding Restaurants. The best food for free. Skip the coffee.
DOCTOR: You look, er, amazing. RIVER: Doctor, you have no idea whether I look amazing or not. DOCTOR: Well, you've moved your hair about, haven't you? RIVER: Well done. It's very sweet of you to try.
DOCTOR: You look, er, amazing.
RIVER: Doctor, you have no idea whether I look amazing or not.
DOCTOR: Well, you've moved your hair about, haven't you?
RIVER: Well done. It's very sweet of you to try.
DOCTOR: Times end, River, because they have to. Because there's no such thing as happy ever after. It's just a lie we tell ourselves because the truth is so hard. RIVER: No, Doctor, you're wrong. Happy ever after doesn't mean forever. It just means time. A little time. But that's not the sort of thing you could ever understand, is it?
DOCTOR: Times end, River, because they have to. Because there's no such thing as happy ever after. It's just a lie we tell ourselves because the truth is so hard.
RIVER: No, Doctor, you're wrong. Happy ever after doesn't mean forever. It just means time. A little time. But that's not the sort of thing you could ever understand, is it?
RIVER: So, assuming tonight is all we have left. DOCTOR: I didn't say that. RIVER: How long is a night on Darillium? DOCTOR: Twenty four years. RIVER: I hate you. DOCTOR: No, you don't.
RIVER: So, assuming tonight is all we have left.
DOCTOR: I didn't say that.
RIVER: How long is a night on Darillium?
DOCTOR: Twenty four years.
RIVER: I hate you.
DOCTOR: No, you don't.
“Human progress isn't measured by industry, it's measured by the value you place on a life. An unimportant life. A life without privilege. The boy who died on the river, that boy's value is your value. That's what defines an age. That's what defines a species.”
“Hello. I'm Doctor Who. And these are my plucky assistants, Thing One and the Other One.”
“Well, I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space, known only as Doctor Who. And these are my disposables, Exposition and Comic Relief.”
(Talking about Missy) BILL: She's a murderer. DOCTOR: Enjoying your bacon sandwich? BILL: Why? DOCTOR: Because it had a mummy and a daddy. Go tell a pig about your moral high ground.
(Talking about Missy)
BILL: She's a murderer.
DOCTOR: Enjoying your bacon sandwich?
BILL: Why?
DOCTOR: Because it had a mummy and a daddy. Go tell a pig about your moral high ground.
BILL: So, the Time Lords, bit flexible on the whole man-woman thing, then, yeah? DOCTOR: We're the most civilised civilisation in the universe. We're billions of years beyond your petty human obsession with gender and its associated stereotypes. BILL: But you still call yourselves Time Lords? DOCTOR: Yeah. Shut up.
BILL: So, the Time Lords, bit flexible on the whole man-woman thing, then, yeah?
DOCTOR: We're the most civilised civilisation in the universe. We're billions of years beyond your petty human obsession with gender and its associated stereotypes.
BILL: But you still call yourselves Time Lords?
DOCTOR: Yeah. Shut up.
“The Doctor? No, I don't think so! No, dear me, no! You may be a Doctor, but I am the Doctor. The original, you might say!”
“Winning? Is that what you think it's about? I'm not trying to win. I'm not doing this because I want to beat someone, or because I hate someone, or because, because I want to blame someone. It's not because it's fun and God knows it's not because it's easy. It's not even because it works, because it hardly ever does. I do what I do, because it's right! Because it's decent! And above all, it's kind. It's just that. Just kind. If I run away today, good people will die. If I stand and fight, some of them might live. Maybe not many, maybe not for long. Hey, you know, maybe there's no point in any of this at all, but it's the best I can do, so I'm going to do it. And I will stand here doing it till it kills me. You're going to die too, some day. How will that be? Have you thought about it? What would you die for? Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand, is where I fall. Stand with me. These people are terrified. Maybe we can help, a little. Why not, just at the end, just be kind?”
MISSY: Exciting, isn't it? Watching the Cybermen getting started. DOCTOR: They always get started. They happen everywhere there's people. Mondas, Telos, Earth, Planet 14, Marinus. Like sewage and smartphones and Donald Trump, some things are just inevitable.
MISSY: Exciting, isn't it? Watching the Cybermen getting started.
DOCTOR: They always get started. They happen everywhere there's people. Mondas, Telos, Earth, Planet 14, Marinus. Like sewage and smartphones and Donald Trump, some things are just inevitable.
“People plus technology minus humanity. The internet, cyberspace, Cybermen. Always read the comments, because one day they'll be an army.”
MASTER: Is the future going to be all girl? DOCTOR: We can only hope.
MASTER: Is the future going to be all girl?
DOCTOR: We can only hope.
“Without hope. Without witness. Without reward.”
“I've seen worlds destroyed, civilisations choked in their cradles, whole races fleeing in terror. I've seen centuries of art, of science, wiped out in an instant. I just saw a beautiful rainforest burn along with every creature in it. I didn't even know the planet's name! If you're prepared to accept that much collateral damage to the rest of the universe, then what exactly are you fighting for? I'll protect those with no choice in the matter, no voice.”
“Never be cruel. Never be cowardly. Hate is always foolish. Love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind.”
FIRST DOCTOR: There is good and there is evil. I left Gallifrey to answer a question of my own. By any analysis, evil should always win. Good is not a practical survival strategy - it requires loyalty, self-sacrifice and love. And so, why does good prevail? What keeps the balance between good and evil in this appalling universe? Is there some kind of logic? Some mysterious force? BILL: Perhaps it's just... a bloke. FIRST DOCTOR: A... bloke? BILL: Yeah! Perhaps it's just some bloke, wandering around, putting everything right when it goes wrong. FIRST DOCTOR: Well, that would be a nice story, wouldn't it? BILL: That would be the best.
FIRST DOCTOR: There is good and there is evil. I left Gallifrey to answer a question of my own. By any analysis, evil should always win. Good is not a practical survival strategy - it requires loyalty, self-sacrifice and love. And so, why does good prevail? What keeps the balance between good and evil in this appalling universe? Is there some kind of logic? Some mysterious force?
BILL: Perhaps it's just... a bloke.
FIRST DOCTOR: A... bloke?
BILL: Yeah! Perhaps it's just some bloke, wandering around, putting everything right when it goes wrong.
FIRST DOCTOR: Well, that would be a nice story, wouldn't it?
BILL: That would be the best.
ROMANA: Oh, I do love the spring. All the leaves, the colours. DOCTOR: It's October. ROMANA: I thought that you said we were coming here for May week. DOCTOR: I did. May week's in June. ROMANA: I'm confused. DOCTOR: So was the TARDIS. ROMANA: Oh, I do love the autumn. All the leaves, the colours.
ROMANA: Oh, I do love the spring. All the leaves, the colours.
DOCTOR: It's October.
ROMANA: I thought that you said we were coming here for May week.
DOCTOR: I did. May week's in June.
ROMANA: I'm confused.
DOCTOR: So was the TARDIS.
ROMANA: Oh, I do love the autumn. All the leaves, the colours.
DOCTOR: Well, at least with something as simple as a punt nothing can go wrong. No coordinates, no dimensional stabilisers, nothing. Just the water, a punt, a strong pair of hands and the pole. (Whereupon the pole gets stuck in the mud of the riverbed and the Doctor has to let it go. They drift on under a bridge.)
DOCTOR: Well, at least with something as simple as a punt nothing can go wrong. No coordinates, no dimensional stabilisers, nothing. Just the water, a punt, a strong pair of hands and the pole.
(Whereupon the pole gets stuck in the mud of the riverbed and the Doctor has to let it go. They drift on under a bridge.)
“We’re all capable of the most incredible change. We can evolve while still staying true to who we are. We can honour who we’ve been and choose who we want to be next. Now’s your chance. How about it?”
“There's this moment where you're sure you're about to die and then you're born. It's terrifying. Right now I'm a stranger to myself. There's echoes of who I was and a sort of call towards who I am. And I have to hold my nerve and trust all these new instincts. Shape myself towards them. I'll be fine. In the end. Hopefully. Well, I have to be, because you guys need help and if there's one thing I'm certain of, when people need help, I never refuse. Right? This is going to be fun.”
“When people need help, I never refuse.”
DOCTOR: Why are you calling me madam? YASMIN: Because you're a woman. DOCTOR: Am I? Does it suit me? YASMIN: What? DOCTOR: Oh yeah, I remember. Sorry, half an hour ago I was a white-haired Scotsman.
DOCTOR: Why are you calling me madam?
YASMIN: Because you're a woman.
DOCTOR: Am I? Does it suit me?
YASMIN: What?
DOCTOR: Oh yeah, I remember. Sorry, half an hour ago I was a white-haired Scotsman.
“Come on, Ryan. Come on, Yaz. I'm calling you Yaz, cos we're friends now.”
“Don't be daft. There's no such thing as aliens. Anyway even if there was, they ain't going to be on a train in Sheffield.”
“Bit of adrenaline, dash of outrage, and a hint of panic knitted my brain back together. I know exactly who I am. I'm the Doctor. Sorting out fair play throughout the universe. Now please, get off this planet while you still have a choice.”
“Come on, please. Give us this. It's all right, it's me! Stabilise. Come to Daddy. I mean Mummy.”
“You have to use your imagination. Imagine the solution and work to make it a reality. Whole worlds pivot on acts of imagination.”
DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor. MABLI: A doctor of medicine? DOCTOR: Well, medicine, science, engineering, candyfloss, LEGO, philosophy, music, problems, people, hope. Mostly hope.
DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor.
MABLI: A doctor of medicine?
DOCTOR: Well, medicine, science, engineering, candyfloss, LEGO, philosophy, music, problems, people, hope. Mostly hope.
“Love, in all its forms, is the most powerful weapon we have. Because love is a form of hope. And like hope, love abides. In the face of everything.”
“We want certainty, security, to believe that people are evil or heroic. But that's not how people are. You want to know the secrets of existence? Start with the mysteries of the heart. I can show you everything if you stop being afraid of what you don't understand.”
“Humans. I think you forget how powerful you are. Lives change worlds. People can save planets, or wreck them. That's the choice. Be the best of humanity.”
“ (To The Thirteenth Doctor) I'd quite like it if you got off my ship now.”
“Let me take it from the top. Hello, I’m The Doctor.”
“Words matter! One death, one ripple, and history will change in a blink. The future will not be the world you know. The world you came from, the world you were created in won't exist, so neither will you.”
“Cos sometimes this team structure isn't flat. It's mountainous, with me at the summit in the stratosphere, alone, left to choose.”
“ (To the Thirteenth Doctor) Have you ever been limited by who you were before?”
“You know what I think? I think it's not over, because I don't think she's dead. I really don't. That's not just me being mad, cos I honestly think in my heart and soul that he came back for her. Right at the end, the Doctor came back for his Sarah Jane, and he said, shall we go? Out into the stars? One last trip? And she said, oh yes please. And I think they're out there now, Sarah Jane and the Doctor in the TARDIS, travelling through space and time forever, in a story that never ends.”
“She's the one who told me that Sanjay was looking at me in that way, and she's the one who told me to go and talk to him. And now we've been married for five years. That's the greatest gift she ever gave me. I may have been created by the Bane, but Mum, she gave me life.”
TENTH DOCTOR: We must stop meeting like this. FIFTH DOCTOR: (chuckles) No, we really must, I mean, it could literally tear the fabric of reality apart. TENTH DOCTOR: Yes. FIFTH DOCTOR: So we shouldn't. TENTH DOCTOR: No. FIFTH DOCTOR: Fun, though. At times. TENTH DOCTOR: Yes. Yes, it was!
TENTH DOCTOR: We must stop meeting like this.
FIFTH DOCTOR: (chuckles) No, we really must, I mean, it could literally tear the fabric of reality apart.
TENTH DOCTOR: Yes.
FIFTH DOCTOR: So we shouldn't.
TENTH DOCTOR: No.
FIFTH DOCTOR: Fun, though. At times.
TENTH DOCTOR: Yes. Yes, it was!