CLARA: I'm the Doctor.

DOCTOR: Don't you dare.

CLARA [OC]: Doctor Oswald.

CLARA: But you can call me Clara.

RIGSY: I'm Rigsy. So er, what are you a doctor of?

DOCTOR: Of lies.

CLARA [OC]: Well, I'm usually quite vague about that. I think I just picked the title because it makes me sound important.

BORS: What is it you dread?

DOCTOR: Why would I dread anything?

BORS: You're always making jokes. You never sit still, like you're running in fear of days to come.

DOCTOR: I thought you were an idiot.

BORS: I know. I thought that too.

DOCTOR: Good. I was worried I would have to break it to you

JAC: It's an odd world nowadays, isn't it?

CLARA: It's always been an odd world.

JAC: Mmm. I mean, doesn't it feel, sometimes, that things are coming to an end? Everything's just going nuts.

CLARA: You're middle-aged, that's what it is. No offence. Everybody middle-aged always thinks the world's about to come to an end. Hmm. Never does. It's here. Oh, my God.

CLARA-Z: There you are.

DOCTOR: Clara, I'm glad you're okay. Listen.

CLARA-Z: You're breaking up.

DOCTOR: The invasion has happened. You're probably surrounded by Zygons. Get to the Tardis, get yourself safe. And apparently my plane is never going to land, but let's see what we're going to do about that.

CLARA-Z: I'm sorry, but Clara's dead. Kate Stewart is dead. The UNIT troops are all dead. Truth or consequences.

DOCTOR: Clara!

KATE: Don't you dare point a gun at her! You were right, Conrad, I didn't remember you. So I checked my notes from that interview eight years ago, and do you know what I wrote?

SHIRLEY: I’d throw in a compliment

KATE: The three words that summed you up? "Don't trust him."

CONRAD: Mm. You think you're so superior. Up in your tower, looking down on us.

KATE: Keeping you safe

CONRAD: I want a confession. On camera. Admit to the lies. Show us the monster costumes. Show us the tech that you’re hiding, that we’ve paid for.

KATE: You’re deluded

CONRAD: The grown ups are talking. Come on, Commander-in-chief. Admit. Or are you a coward, like your father was?

KATE: You should be very careful what you say about my father

CONRAD: His only legacy was a pack of lies.

KATE: He was 100 times the man you are. And that gun is UNIT issue. So where's Jordan Lang?

CONRAD: Who?

IBRAHIM: He's been shot. Ground team are rushing him to the infirmary.

KATE: You shot someone to get in here?

CONRAD: It's nothing to do with me.

KATE: A man's life is hanging in the balance and you're not even sorry.

CONRAD: Maybe you shot him. Or he was an actor. Or he never existed. So come on. Confess! All right. Let's start with your best friend. Where is the Doctor and his box of tricks?

RUBY: Oh, you're so lucky he's not here.

KATE: She's telling the truth. And, actually, I'm glad he's not here. Because he would've stopped me.

CONRAD: Oh. From what?

KATE: From showing you and your followers what we're protecting them from. The truth, Conrad. As requested.