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Tags: Speech Funny
DOCTOR: I'm old and I am wise, but I am most definitely silly. And I am certainly never a grown up!
— Fifteenth Doctor, Fear Death by Water
Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: You know, I love it when people try to kill me. It means I’m on the right track.
— Fourth Doctor, The Crooked Man
DOCTOR: Who's she?
SARDICK: Nobody important.
DOCTOR: Nobody important. Blimey, that's amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important before.
— A Christmas Carol
DOCTOR: The least important things, sometimes, my dear boy, lead to the greatest discoveries.
— The Space Museum
DOCTOR: But you can't rewrite history! Not one line!
— The Aztecs
DOCTOR: As we learn about each other, so we learn about ourselves.
— The Edge of Destruction
DOCTOR: If you could touch the alien sand and hear the cries of strange birds and watch them wheel in another sky, would that satisfy you?
— An Unearthly Child
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