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Tags: Funny
CONSTANCE: Constance Harding. I was going to go to my first dance this year, but now, obviously, I can't. When did you come out, by the way?
(A forkful of cake stopped halfway to Benny's mouth)
BENNY: Sorry?
CONSTANCE: Your accent gives you away.
BENNY: My accent?
CONSTANCE: Yes, my dear.
(Constance sighed)
CONSTANCE: Do you know, I was hoping to go cruising, before I came out...
(Benny frowned)
BENNY: Isn't that rather the wrong way around?
CONSTANCE: I suppose so. My mother was going to come too.
BENNY: Really?
CONSTANCE: Yes, she's very gay.
BENNY: Obviously.
(Benny ate her cake thoughtfully. She raised a finger to ask a question, then lowered it again)
BENNY: You know, I think we've been talking at cross-purposes...
— Human Nature
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