FIFTEENTH DOCTOR: I don't want to do this alone.

(The Fifteenth Doctor walks to the TARDIS doors and opens them. He sees Joy's star)

FIFTEENTH DOCTOR: I'm never alone with you. Joy to the world! And that is exactly the word. This has been an absolute joy.

(The Fifteenth Doctor regenerates)

SIXTEENTH DOCTOR: Oh, hello!

DOCTOR: I'm born. I die. I'm born!

FUGATIVE DOCTOR: I was a fugitive back then. Anansi was wrong to offer that bet, and, frankly, darling, I was busy, in a different story... that might be finished one day.

DOCTOR: You're not celluloid. You're made of light. Light come to life.

MR RING-A-DING: I'm beamin' at ya!

Lizzie Abel: Well, I really really loved it, though I marked it down to a 7 out of 10, 'cause it gave away the ending in the middle, and the villain's motivation changed.

Hassan Chowdry: And technically, it's puppets that want to be boys, not cartoons.

Robyn Gossage: Oh my god!

Lizzie Abel: We're still here!

*excited laughter*

MR RING-A-DING: Don't make me laugh! Because... (sings) I'm Mr Ring-a-Ding. I'll make your heart bells sing. Please don't make me laugh. Just take my autograph. Now don't be crazy, pretty lady, I know just one thing. For I am he! Oh, yes! I'm Mr Ring-a-Ding! Did you ever meet a Ring-a-Ding? Did you ever see such a lovely thing? Now jump and hop and laugh and sing for I am he! Oh, yes! I'm Mr Ring-a-Ding! Oh, my!

BELINDA: So, what’s your name? Doctor what?

DOCTOR: Just the Doctor.

BELINDA: What, you’re actually called the Doctor?

DOCTOR: Yeah.

BELINDA: All right, then. I’m called the Nurse.

DOCTOR: Doctor and Nurse. Good team.

DOCTOR: So a hotel, but instead of rooms, time portals, yeah?

TREV: Yeah.

DOCTOR: Oh! Oh! That stone door up there, that is actual stone, live from the Stone Age. God... Live from a submarine. Mesopotamia. (a leaning door) Oh, come on, got to be Pisa.

TREV: Yeah, Pisa.

DOCTOR: Ha! (looking at leaflet) Ancient Rome, the fall of Troy, your favourite assassination. Package deals for all of history's biggest hits. No wonder there was no room at the inn.

DOCTOR: I'm not a Chuldur. I'm something much older and far more powerful. I'm a Lord of Time from the lost and fallen planet of Gallifrey. Now, let me go, bounty hunter. We have work to do.

RUBY: Oh, my Bridgerton! This is my actual dream!

RUBY: Who are you?

DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor.

DOCTOR: Ha-ha-ha! Oh, this is amazing! It changed! Oh, you clever thing! Look at that! It's got this! And that!

DOCTOR: I don't believe in destiny, but if destiny exists, then it is heading for Donna Noble right now.

SHAUN: Oh, sat nav says they're closing all the roads.

DOCTOR: Oh, I know some roads even the taxi drivers don't. Trust me. (psychic paper) Grand Master of the Knowledge.

SHAUN: That says Grand Mistress.

DOCTOR: (to the psychic paper) Oh, catch up.

Meep meep!

DOCTOR: Oh, the blossomiest blossom. That's the only sad thing. I want to know what happens next. Right, then. Doctor Whoever-I'm-about-to-be. Tag, you're it.

DOCTOR: I know these teeth. What? What? What?!

DOCTOR: What about you? Any plans? Seeing friends?

DALEK: Daleks do not have friends.

DOCTOR: Yeah, well, you've only got yourselves to blame for that.

DOCTOR: See? Worried now.

DALEK: Daleks are not worried.

DOCTOR: You should be.

DALEK: Exterminate!

RUTH: (To the Thirteenth Doctor) Have you ever been limited by who you were before?

DOCTOR: Yes! Gods back in their box. We need to get this back to the monitor platform, and all those people out of the TARDIS jacuzzi. Come on!

FUGITIVE DOCTOR: Let me take it from the top. Hello, I’m The Doctor.

NAJIA: Are you two seeing each other?

DOCTOR: I don't think so. Are we?

YASMIN: We're friends.

DOCTOR: Hmm.

DOCTOR: We’re all capable of the most incredible change. We can evolve while still staying true to who we are. We can honour who we’ve been and choose who we want to be next. Now’s your chance. How about it?