DOCTOR: This has been an absolute joy.

"ROSE TYLER": Oh, hello!

FIFTEENTH DOCTOR: I don't want to do this alone.

(The Fifteenth Doctor walks to the TARDIS doors and opens them. He sees Joy's star)

FIFTEENTH DOCTOR: I'm never alone with you. Joy to the world! And that is exactly the word. This has been an absolute joy.

(The Fifteenth Doctor regenerates)

SIXTEENTH DOCTOR: Oh, hello!

THIRTEENTH DOCTOR: You've redecorated. I don't like it. Does it really need to be bigger in a room defined by its bigness?

DOCTOR: I'm born. I die. I'm born!

FUGATIVE DOCTOR: I was a fugitive back then. Anansi was wrong to offer that bet, and, frankly, darling, I was busy, in a different story... that might be finished one day.

Lizzie Abel: Well, I really really loved it, though I marked it down to a 7 out of 10, 'cause it gave away the ending in the middle, and the villain's motivation changed.

Hassan Chowdry: And technically, it's puppets that want to be boys, not cartoons.

Robyn Gossage: Oh my god!

Lizzie Abel: We're still here!

*excited laughter*

DOCTOR: You're not celluloid. You're made of light. Light come to life.

MR RING-A-DING: I'm beamin' at ya!

MR RING-A-DING: Don't make me laugh! Because... (sings) I'm Mr Ring-a-Ding. I'll make your heart bells sing. Please don't make me laugh. Just take my autograph. Now don't be crazy, pretty lady, I know just one thing. For I am he! Oh, yes! I'm Mr Ring-a-Ding! Did you ever meet a Ring-a-Ding? Did you ever see such a lovely thing? Now jump and hop and laugh and sing for I am he! Oh, yes! I'm Mr Ring-a-Ding! Oh, my!

BELINDA: So, what’s your name? Doctor what?

DOCTOR: Just the Doctor.

BELINDA: What, you’re actually called the Doctor?

DOCTOR: Yeah.

BELINDA: All right, then. I’m called the Nurse.

DOCTOR: Doctor and Nurse. Good team.

DOCTOR: So a hotel, but instead of rooms, time portals, yeah?

TREV: Yeah.

DOCTOR: Oh! Oh! That stone door up there, that is actual stone, live from the Stone Age. God... Live from a submarine. Mesopotamia. (a leaning door) Oh, come on, got to be Pisa.

TREV: Yeah, Pisa.

DOCTOR: Ha! (looking at leaflet) Ancient Rome, the fall of Troy, your favourite assassination. Package deals for all of history's biggest hits. No wonder there was no room at the inn.

RUBY: Oh, my Bridgerton! This is my actual dream!

DOCTOR: I'm not a Chuldur. I'm something much older and far more powerful. I'm a Lord of Time from the lost and fallen planet of Gallifrey. Now, let me go, bounty hunter. We have work to do.

RUBY: Who are you?

DOCTOR: I'm the Doctor.

SHAUN: Oh, sat nav says they're closing all the roads.

DOCTOR: Oh, I know some roads even the taxi drivers don't. Trust me. (psychic paper) Grand Master of the Knowledge.

SHAUN: That says Grand Mistress.

DOCTOR: (to the psychic paper) Oh, catch up.

Meep meep!

DOCTOR: I don't believe in destiny, but if destiny exists, then it is heading for Donna Noble right now.

DOCTOR: Ha-ha-ha! Oh, this is amazing! It changed! Oh, you clever thing! Look at that! It's got this! And that!

DOCTOR: Hello. Just passing by, cos I got a bit lost. It's funny, 60 minutes ago I was this really brilliant woman, and now I've got this old face back again. I mean, why? Why? I ask of you, my brand-new friend. Why?

DOCTOR: I know these teeth. What? What? What?!

DOCTOR: Oh, the blossomiest blossom. That's the only sad thing. I want to know what happens next. Right, then. Doctor Whoever-I'm-about-to-be. Tag, you're it.

DOCTOR: What about you? Any plans? Seeing friends?

DALEK: Daleks do not have friends.

DOCTOR: Yeah, well, you've only got yourselves to blame for that.

DOCTOR: See? Worried now.

DALEK: Daleks are not worried.

DOCTOR: You should be.

DALEK: Exterminate!

RUTH: (To the Thirteenth Doctor) Have you ever been limited by who you were before?