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They always found one another, didn't they? Romana, and Narvin, and Leela; always together in some combination. An enclave of familiarity against the vastness of time.
— , The Questing Beast
DOCTOR: You always were a terrible judge of character. Look at me!
BERNICE: Happily.
DOCTOR: Have you had a good life?
BERNICE: All things considered.
DOCTOR: Quite. And you’ve just saved the universe again.
BERNICE: I have, haven’t I? Something to tell the cats when I get home.
DOCTOR: Cats, eh? Plural?
BERNICE: Plural.
DOCTOR: How many? Not too many?
BERNICE: No such thing. Oh, you’re going to love them. Come on.
DOCTOR: Back home?
BERNICE: And beyond.
— The War Master Part 2
(The Doctor uses his sonic as a magnifier, spots a set of dice.)
DOCTOR: Ah ha. Did you get your name from Dungeons and Dragons?
ROGUE: Roll for Insight.
— Rogue
NARVIN: Never change, Leela. You are the one rock in this whole turbulent universe.
LEELA: Thank you, I think.
— Collaborators
DOCTOR: Oh, the blossomiest blossom. That's the only sad thing. I want to know what happens next. Right, then. Doctor Whoever-I'm-about-to-be. Tag, you're it.
— Thirteenth Doctor, The Power of the Doctor
MASTER: That's right, you tell me. And Ace! Or should I say Dorothy? Didn't the Doctor ditch you? No? Little fallout with your Machiavellian maestro?
ACE: Last time I saw you, you were half cat.
MASTER: A man's allowed to experiment.
— The Power of the Doctor
(Dan knocks out a Sontaran by hitting it in the back of the head with a wok)
DAN: How'd you like that, eh? Pan-fried Sontaran! Now I'm gonna... wok right out of here!
— War of the Sontarans
DAN: What's the point of being alive if it's not to make others happy?
— Dan Lewis, The Halloween Apocalypse
RAYO: You could always help me feed the chickens if you like
NARVIN: Feed… chickens…? Right! Yes, of course. Happy to. Um… what am I meant to do exactly?
RAYO: Here, take a handful of seed. That’s it. now just scatter it in front of the coops. They’ll come to you
NARVIN: Right. (clears throat) Here, chicky chicky chicky!
RAYO: What are you doing?
NARVIN: Feeding them?
RAYO: Yeah, but… that noise you just made? What was that?
NARVIN: I thought that… perhaps… the chickens would like it?
— Unity
DOCTOR: Cos sometimes this team structure isn't flat. It's mountainous, with me at the summit in the stratosphere, alone, left to choose.
— Thirteenth Doctor, The Haunting of Villa Diodati
DEAN: Halloween's next month, mate. (throws salad at him) Eat my salad, Halloween!
— , The Woman Who Fell to Earth
NARVIN: And that, dear, sweet Leela, is how I first met your friend, the Doctor.
— Narvin, Erasure
MISS QUILL: That's the size of a kitten.
BALLON: Are kittens dangerous?
MISS QUILL: Only if you insult their worshippers online.
— The Metaphysical Engine, or What Quill Did
(Miss Quill reading The Hunger Games)
MISS QUILL: Did this really happen?
— Nightvisiting
(Armitage enters.)
QUILL: Leave us! We are decorating.
(Armitage leaves.)
— For Tonight We Might Die
CORAKINUS: We are here for the Cabinet.
DOCTOR: Oh, the Cabinet! Oh, that's easy. There's this painfully strange shop here called IKEA.
RIVER: Does sarcasm help?
DOCTOR: Wouldn't it be a great universe if it did?
— The Husbands of River Song
LIV: I’ll stay, you know. As long as you need me
DOCTOR: We all need someone. That’s what hope is. Other people.
— Eye of Darkness
Tags: Sad
DOCTOR: Sometimes the only choices you have are bad ones. But you still have to choose.
— Twelfth Doctor, Mummy on the Orient Express
DOCTOR: Love from Gallifrey boys!
— Eleventh Doctor, The Time of the Doctor
OHILA: We restored you to life, but it's a temporary measure. You have a little under four minutes.
DOCTOR: Four minutes? That's ages. What if I get bored? I need a television, couple of books, anyone for chess? Bring me knitting.
— The Night of the Doctor
DOCTOR: I'm a doctor. But probably not the one you're expecting.
— Eighth Doctor, The Night of the Doctor
Drucker: I wish to speak with you, Professor.
Litefoot: It's late. And I'm not in the habit of conversing with unfamiliar men in the street. I suggest that you find a more civilized time and place to discuss whatever it is that brings you here tonight.
Drucker: Not so fast, Professor.
Litefoot: Ah. I feared it might be like that.
Drucker: Now, Professor, I hope you're not going to make this difficult.
Litefoot: I rather think that depends, sir, on what it is you have in mind.
Drucker: [Laughs] I like you Prof. You've got spirit.
Litefoot: I have a cane, too. And I'm not afraid to wield it!
— Military Intelligence
VASTRA: But could the child have begun on the TARDIS in flight, in the vortex?
DOCTOR: No! No! Impossible! It's all running about, sexy fish vampires and blowing up stuff. And Rory wasn't even there at the beginning. Then he was dead, then he didn't exist, then he was plastic. Then I had to reboot the whole universe. Long story. So, technically the first time they were on the TARDIS together in this version of reality, was on their w-
VASTRA: On their what?
DOCTOR: On their wedding night.
— A Good Man Goes to War
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