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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: (Blithely) Yes, I imagine so. It's quite clear that Frederick brought the car into the house, ran himself over with it, and put it back outside before he finally expired
— Eighth Doctor, The Chimes of Midnight
ACE: But when?
DOCTOR: Are you looking for the butterfly?
ACE: What the one who beats its wings and tips the balance, so the hurricane forms? There isn't one, is there?
DOCTOR: Not often. They just tell the butterflies that to keep them happy.
ACE: I should have known.
DOCTOR: No, mostly they break the butterfly on the wheel of time. But over the decades, the millions of butterflies, the weather still changes somehow. That's time. A million, multi-coloured pieces of time.
— The Fearmonger
DOCTOR: As we learn about each other, so we learn about ourselves.
— First Doctor, The Edge of Destruction
DOCTOR: You wanted advice you said. I never give it, never. But I might just say this to you. Always search for truth. My truth is in the stars and yours is here.
— First Doctor, The Daleks
DOCTOR: I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it. Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the fourth dimension? Have you? To be exiles? Susan and I are cut off from our own planet, without friends or protection. But one day we shall get back. Yes, one day. One day.
— First Doctor, An Unearthly Child
DOCTOR: Fear makes companions of all of us.
DOCTOR: If you could touch the alien sand and hear the cries of strange birds and watch them wheel in another sky, would that satisfy you?
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