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TARDIS: Friendship is standing shoulder to shoulder in the face of life and death. Friendship is there when love's candle has burned and gutted. Friendship stays loyal when the enemy is at the gates. Friendship is never sacrificed, never surrendered. I was your friend.

DOCTOR: No room to swing a Time Lord in here.

— Eighth Doctor, Zagreus

BRIGADIER Ah. Zero matter concentrates the mind, you see. So it took the form of the biggest load of piffle it could find in the TARDIS library.

— The TARDIS, Zagreus

CHARLEY: And then the TARDIS throws me out with Tweedledum, Tweedledee and their friend TweedleEgo.

— Charlotte Pollard, Zagreus

TEPESH: May I introduce my companion?

GREAT MOTHER: Indeed.

TEPESH: The Lady Ouida, my fellow poet, gambler, concomitant, and confidant. Oh, and she’s also my food taster.

CHARLEY: I'm a six foot mouse in battle armour. BRIGADIER!

— Charlotte Pollard, Zagreus

DOCTOR: Zagreus sits inside your head

Zagreus lives among the dead

Zagreus sees you in your bed

And eats you when you're sleeping

Zagreus at the end of days

Zagreus lies all other ways

Zagreus comes when time's a maze

And all of history's weeping

Zagreus taking time apart.

Zagreus fears the hero heart.

Zagreus seeks the final part.

The reward that he is reaping.

Zagreus sings when all is lost

Zagreus takes all those he's crossed

Zagreus wins and all is cost

The hero's hearts he's keeping.

Zagreus seeks the hero's ship

Zagreus needs the web to rip

Zagreus sups time at a drip

And life aside, he's sweeping.