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TARDIS Guide

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Released

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Written by

James Kettle

Runtime

55 minutes

Time Travel

Past

Location (Potential Spoilers!)

Tuscany, Earth, Italy

Synopsis

On the trail of some weapons-grade plutonium, Missy and the Monk visit Renaissance Italy and the house of an elderly Borgia. But someone else is en route to the Tuscan villa with designs on the old man’s treasures. Someone the Monk will soon know very well...

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MONK: This is your plan? You want to rob an intergalactic master criminal?

MISSY: Well, excuse me. I am an intergalactic master criminal too, y'know. The clue's in the name.

MONK: Come off it.

MISSY: Who threatened the whole universe with destruction using the science of Logopolis? Who overwrote all human DNA with their own? Who hijacked a Concorde dressed up as a sort of, you know, dodgy looking magician?

MONK: Yes, why did you do that?

MISSY: Well, not every plan is a winner. But if we play this one right, we'll get a tank full of plutonium and I'll have got hitched to one of the universe's most terrifying gangsters. I mean think of the size of the divorce settlement!