Stories Audio Drama Missy Episode: 1 2 3 Two Monks, One Mistress 1 image Overview Characters How to Listen Reviews 1 Statistics Quotes 1 Overview Released Wednesday, September 22, 2021 Written by James Kettle Publisher Big Finish Productions Runtime 55 minutes Time Travel Past Location (Potential Spoilers!) Tuscany, Earth, Italy Synopsis On the trail of some weapons-grade plutonium, Missy and the Monk visit Renaissance Italy and the house of an elderly Borgia. But someone else is en route to the Tuscan villa with designs on the old man’s treasures. Someone the Monk will soon know very well... Listen Listened Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved Edit date completed Custom Date Release Date Archive (no date) Save Characters Missy The Monk The Nun Show All Characters (3) How to listen to Two Monks, One Mistress: Big Finish Audio Missy Series 3: Missy and the Monk Reviews Add Review Edit Review Sort: Date (Newest First) Date (Oldest First) Likes (High-Low) Likes (Low-High) Rating (High-Low) Rating (Low-High) Word count (High-Low) Word count (Low-High) Username (A-Z) Username (Z-A) Spoilers First Spoilers Last 1 review 28 February 2025 · 42 words Review by Jamie Very fun and very camp story, but it went on a tiny bit too long for me. Lots of humour in this one, which worked well, the story in itself was a bit bland but the character interactions made up for it. Jamie View profile Like Liked 0 Open in new window Statistics AVG. Rating63 members 3.87 / 5 GoodReads AVG. Rating6 votes 4.17 / 5 Member Statistics Listened 124 Favourited 13 Reviewed 1 Saved 1 Skipped 0 Quotes Add Quote Link to Quote Favourite MONK: This is your plan? You want to rob an intergalactic master criminal? MISSY: Well, excuse me. I am an intergalactic master criminal too, y'know. The clue's in the name. MONK: Come off it. MISSY: Who threatened the whole universe with destruction using the science of Logopolis? Who overwrote all human DNA with their own? Who hijacked a Concorde dressed up as a sort of, you know, dodgy looking magician? MONK: Yes, why did you do that? MISSY: Well, not every plan is a winner. But if we play this one right, we'll get a tank full of plutonium and I'll have got hitched to one of the universe's most terrifying gangsters. I mean think of the size of the divorce settlement! — Two Monks, One Mistress
