Classic Who S22 • Serial 4 · (3 episodes) The Two Doctors Sets: Doctor Who (1963-1996) Sixth Doctor 70% 530 votes Watch on iPlayer Watch on BritBox Novelisation: "Doctor Who: The Two Doctors" TARDIS Wiki Share this page {{ shareFeedback }} Copy link {{ copyFeedback }} Overview Reviews Transcript Quotes Quotes Spoiler warning! “Small though it is, the human brain can be quite effective when working at full efficiency.” — Sixth Doctor, The Two Doctors DOCTOR: Your Doctor is an antediluvian fogey. Allowing himself to be captured by the Sontarans. If anything happens to myself as a result of it I will never forgive himself. PERI: Oh, I do wish you'd stop switching personal pronouns. It'd make it a lot easier to understand what you're talking about. — The Two Doctors PERI: And what did it mean, defence alert? DOCTOR: (sighs) The usual. Floor trips, electronic sensors, death rays, jets of nerve gas. Nothing to worry about. PERI: Oh, good. I was afraid it might mean something serious. — The Two Doctors Login to track and rate! Signal Strength: 50% What's this? Characters & Enemies Sixth Doctor Second Doctor Peri Brown Jamie McCrimmon Sontarans Also featuring: Androgums Available in: The Two Doctors DVD Average. Rating: 66% Bred For War – The Sontaran Collection DVD Average. Rating: 68% The Collection – Season 22 Blu-Ray Average. Rating: 58%