Classic Who S22 • Serial 4 · (3 episodes) The Two Doctors Sets: Doctor Who (1963-1996) Sixth Doctor 3.23/ 5 278 votes Watch on iPlayer Novelisation: "Doctor Who: The Two Doctors" TARDIS Wiki Share this page {{ shareFeedback }} Copy link {{ copyFeedback }} Overview Reviews (5) Transcript Quotes (3) Quotes Spoiler warning! “Small though it is, the human brain can be quite effective when working at full efficiency.” — Sixth Doctor, The Two Doctors DOCTOR: Your Doctor is an antediluvian fogey. Allowing himself to be captured by the Sontarans. If anything happens to myself as a result of it I will never forgive himself. PERI: Oh, I do wish you'd stop switching personal pronouns. It'd make it a lot easier to understand what you're talking about. — The Two Doctors PERI: And what did it mean, defence alert? DOCTOR: (sighs) The usual. Floor trips, electronic sensors, death rays, jets of nerve gas. Nothing to worry about. PERI: Oh, good. I was afraid it might mean something serious. — The Two Doctors Login to track and rate! View Rating Distribution Ratings are from TARDIS Guide members only. Characters Sixth Doctor Peri Brown Second Doctor Jamie McCrimmon Androgums Sontarans Other adaptations of this story: Target Collection The Two Doctors Average. Rating: 69% Average rating: ★ 3.72 Read Read? 0.010380983352661 Where to watch The Two Doctors: The Two Doctors DVD Average. Rating: 66% Collected Unowned ⊖Saved to Wishlist ⊕Save to Wishlist Bred For War – The Sontaran Collection DVD Average. Rating: 67% Collected Unowned ⊖Saved to Wishlist ⊕Save to Wishlist The Collection – Season 22 Blu-Ray Average. Rating: 58% Collected Unowned ⊖Saved to Wishlist ⊕Save to Wishlist The Two Doctors (VHS) Collected Unowned ⊖Saved to Wishlist ⊕Save to Wishlist