Classic Who S16 • Serial 2 · (4 episodes) The Pirate Planet Sets: Fourth Doctor Doctor Who (1963-1996) 3.64/ 5 1,312 votes Watch on iPlayer Watch on BritBox Novelisation: "Doctor Who: The Pirate Planet" TARDIS Wiki Share this page {{ shareFeedback }} Copy link {{ copyFeedback }} Overview Reviews Transcript Quotes Quotes Spoiler warning! KIMUS: You don't think that's wrong, do you? DOCTOR: Wrong? It's an economic miracle. Of course it's wrong. — The Pirate Planet ROMANA: Newton? Who's Newton? DOCTOR: Old Isaac? Friend of mine on Earth. He discovered gravity. Well, I say he discovered gravity. I had to give him a bit of a prod. ROMANA: What did you do? DOCTOR: Climbed up a tree. ROMANA: And? DOCTOR: Dropped an apple on his head. ROMANA: Ah, and so he discovered gravity. DOCTOR: No, no, he told me to clear off out of his tree. I explained it to him afterwards at dinner. — The Pirate Planet DOCTOR: Er, excuse me! What I'd like to know. Where did you get those jelly babies? ROMANA: Same place you get them. DOCTOR: Where? ROMANA: Your pocket. — The Pirate Planet Login to track and rate! View Rating Distribution Ratings are from TARDIS Guide members only. Characters Fourth Doctor Romana Romana I K9 K9 Mark II Other adaptations of this story: BBC Books The Pirate Planet Average. Rating: 79% Average rating: ★ 4.10 Target Collection Doctor Who and the Pirate Planet Average. Rating: 74% Average rating: ★ 4.08 Where to watch The Pirate Planet: The Key To Time DVD Average. Rating: 66% The Key To Time DVD Average. Rating: 67%