The Monthly Adventures #058 - “The Harvest" by Dan Abnett

The Monthly Adventures are famous for a lot of things; they’re famous for introducing some of the best stories, for redeeming some of Who’s most hated characters and for debuting a number of all time great writers for the show. But I think the thing they’re most famous for may be their companions. From fan favourite history tutor Evelyn Smythe to foundational edwardian adventuress Charley Pollard, there is no shortage of incredible companions introduced by the Main Range. But I think that, for me, they’ve never done better than one Thomas Hector Schofield. Maybe it’s just my bias towards Seven and Ace as a TARDIS team, but Hex has grown to be one my absolute favourite companions with a consistently stellar performance from Philip Olivier and an endlessly endearing personality boosting him up my ranks. Now, an all time great companion should have an all time great introduction, so how does Hex’s debut fare?

Something strange is going on in St. Gart’s Hospital. People disappear and whole floors are closed to the public. When a friend of staff nurse Hex dies on the operating table, he decides to look further into the mysteries surrounding his work, and discovers the terrible and deadly world of the Doctor.

(CONTAINS SPOILERS)

First things first, Hex is amazing. Olivier is effortlessly charismatic and likeable, instantly making sweet staff nurse Hex one of the most endearing characters Big Finish has come up with. Not only that, but his chemistry with Sophie Aldred immediately makes itself known and they pretty much become an unflappable duo in their very first scene together. Hex is easily my favourite part of this story but that’s not to say the rest isn’t some good quality Doctor Who. For one, I loved the hospital setting and all the shady backroom experiments happening there. Plus, the subtle introduction of high tech sci-fi appliances was a nice way to establish the near-future time period. The story itself is incredibly fast and fun, moving at a million miles an hour but never feeling rushed. It’s a pretty gritty story that has the cadence of a light action flick, with explosions and chase sequences, all incredibly dynamically put together by excellent sound design. This feels a lot like a spy movie in how it’s set up, with tons of espionage and sneaking around deserted government facilities, all tinged with some light political commentary. It’s not the greatest story ever told but it’s very Doctor Who and is certainly a good time. As for our cast, besides our main trio, there are very few named characters but I did really like Mark’s presence as a much needed comic relief who still felt incredibly genuine in his portrayal; like, this is the epitome of a work buddy you go for 5 O’clock drinks with. Also, although I usually gloss over a story’s score, this is easily one of David Darlington’s best; Darlington is a very omnipresent force in these early stories, with a very distinctive, computerised musical style that I think really works here. The themes of technology and sacrifices for science are reflected in the very techno bleeps and bloops of the soundtrack, which also greatly improve a good number of the action sequences.

However, I don’t believe The Harvest to be a particularly memorable story. Sure, it introduces Hex but beyond there isn’t much that’s particularly unique or stand-out. For one, I keep going back and forth on the inclusion of the Cybermen. As for the twist revealing their involvement, I have no opinion because I think at this point everybody (including me) goes into The Harvest knowing they’re the main antagonists; other than Hex, it’s what this story is known for. I love the idea of linking medical horror with the Cybermen because in the end, that’s just what they are - originally thought up by a doctor fearing advances in biomechanical surgery - but this is not a particularly great execution of the idea. All conversions are done off screen and never do we really see the Cybermen before their turn into mindless drones. I find this a lot less impactful than it could’ve been and in the end, World Enough and Time has done the concept a thousand times better since. As for our other antagonists, neither feel particularly special. There’s some novelty in the spineless Dr. Farrer who’s willing to cut up surgery patients but not living people for his experiments but he kind of takes the back bench towards the end and hasn’t much impact on the plot. As for callous security officer Garnier, he just feels to me like a dull and generic tough guy without much depth who is easily and predictably overcome by rampaging cybermen in a somewhat rushed third act. In fact, that whole section is a let down from what came before, the pace falling apart slightly and once again downplaying its impact by having none of the action front and centre. Plus, the day is saved with a convenient kill switch that Dr. Farrer implemented for some reason.

Overall, The Harvest was a thoroughly fine affair with the significant advantage of introducing one of Big Finish’s best characters. It’s another addition to the ever growing pile of disappointing cyberman stories that just so happens to have a sleek and action-packed air to it. The chemistry between our three leads is immediately apparent but, though it is certainly not boring, the story could use some work here and there.

7/10

Pros:

+ Fantastic introduction to Hex

+ Really interesting and unique setting

+ Great, brisk and action-packed pace

+ Mark was some much needed comic relief

+ One of David Darlington’s best scores

Cons:

- The secondary antagonists were nothing special

- The cybermen felt underused

- The third act was underwhelming

The harvest is such a perfect cyberman story I love it so much

MR 058: The Harvest

"Oh my god.... oh my god...."
"No, just the Doctor. But hello all the same!"

"Am I going to have to suffer through another bout of you saying 'oh my god'?"
"Very probably."

It's about time that the Seventh Doctor got an original companion. All of the other three Doctors have gotten one already and are on solid trajectories with them. Indeed, the Eighth Doctor now has TWO unique companions, although we still don't know that much about C'Rizz. The Seventh has been lagging behind. He was the true loser of the first fifty main range stories, even. There were only a handfull that of Seventh Doctor stories that I really liked and most of them were mediocre at best. It felt like they didn't really know what to do with this Doctor at the beginning. Now, perhaps, we can get a solid arc going.

We begin in the near future... 2022. The world seems to be divided between three superpowers: Europe, the Americas, and China. Funny how the UK is still in Europe. Hex, our new character, is a nurse in a hospital. One of his friends has just turned up in the ER and a doctor from upstairs has come to work on him. Only Hex hasn't heard what happened since then.

He goes upstairs to try to find out what happened. The computer system doesn't have his friend's name in its file, and so he asks about him. The doctor is rude to him at first, only to be nice and tell him that his friend died whenever he realizes that Hex knew him.

Not only that, but it's his birthday. He goes to his birthday party, but it's understandably ruined by his friend being in surgery and then dying. The mysterious McShane accompanies him as he leaves, only for them to get chased by some rather large men. McShane has Hex drop her off in an industrial area, which is strange. Naturally Hex follows her... into the TARDIS.

The Doctor and Ace are investigating this hospital because they have some sort of non-terrestrial technology that they're using. The Doctor says there's a space race going on between the super powers and Europe is trying to get a leg up with this technology. I like how he says "The Chinese pretty much run the moon." Kind of wild that we thought we'd have a bunch of bases on the moon in the 2020s, but nobody really cares about it in reality.

They go into full on infiltration mode. The Doctor giving instructions to Hex and McShane in an earpiece. But it goes wrong. McShane and another doctor friend of Hex's get caught. They find out what's happening. There are cybermen here and the cybermen are trying to go back to being human. Which is very strange. There's some gore and such as we see dead bodies cut up and vivisected to get at their organs. The hospital has been covering up deaths so as to use people's bodies as organ factories. It's all very gruesome and horrific as you'd expect from the cybermen. I'm not a big fan of scenes like this, obviously, from my reviews of the Projects, Nekromanteia, and Creed of the Kromon. It definitely drags the story down, for sure, but this one is not as insufferably gorey/dark/edgy for the sake of it as those stories.

It gets to the point where the head of security wants the doctor involved in all of this to kill McShane and Hex's doctor friend. He's about to do it, willing to do it to save himself ultimately, when they're saved by Hex who kills the cyberman watching over him.

The Cyberleader who is being converted back to human wants the Doctor's help to finish the process. The Doctor is sympathetic, but then the cybermen start killing all the humans and the Doctor is like lol nope. They see humans as a threat to the process since Hex killed one of them. If one human can kill one of them, all humans are a threat. Sure. Kind of extreme logic there Cybermen. They're not exactly known for being subtle. The Doctor then learns the truth. They're not actually trying to change back to being human for the sake of it. They've learned how to adapt and not be so logical all the time and are now using this hospital as a base to conquer the Earth. ect ect

The doctor who was working with them manages to get the password to shut down all the cybermen, the cyber leader begs for the Doctor's help as he and all the other human cybermen die of organ failure, and the Doctor gets a snappy one liner: "The flesh is weak."

And then the Doctor and McShane leave while Hex runs off to join them:
"Do you know what you're getting into?"
"No even slightly. Isn't that the point?"
"Quite possibly."
Welcome to the TARDIS Mr. Hex! He is definitely charming right from the start. You get the feeling that he will do well carrying stories as a series regular. Yeah, there's a reason why I didn't say too much about this story. There's not a lot to it. It's fun when you're listening to it, but it doesn't really have much to say on its own. Just a proceedural spy thriller, which is fine. It's entertaining in the moment, but ultimately forgettable. It probably would have been more interesting if the cybermen REALLY WERE trying to change back into humans and not just immediately turning it around as invasion #45210452221. That said, I definitely hope this leads to an improvement in the Seventh Doctor's stories with a new companion because he has been STRUGGLING so far.

02.09.2023

Strong characterization. I immediately forgot they were supposed to feel like characters in a story. Perfect introduction to a new companion award goes here. Ace has a whole new dimension to her while still staying true to the foundation of her character.

They had an interesting direction to take the villain to but chickened out. Shame. This could've been an instant classic.

The procedural part of this episode works just fine. Suspense where it's needed, intrigue where it's appropriate. It loses steam towards the latter half, but it's a decent thriller.

A major flaw is the preview. I don't need to hear the most interesting scenes at the beginning like it's a Mr Beast video. Also confused the hell out of me before I figured out what it was supposed to be.

3.5/5

I dove into The Harvest expecting a fun story and a nice introduction to the companion Hex. I feel I got a serviceable audio that largely delivers on both counts, but the end result hardly felt exceptional to me, either. The Cyberman content didn't really stand out and I don't think I was given a lot for Hex's character that left much of an impression on me. Everyone does a pretty good job in the cast, but I think the writing lacks those essential memorable moments that would have made The Harvest a little more special for me. Compared to Evelyn Smythe's introduction, it felt like it left a lot less of an impression on me. I normally like Dan Abnett than this (currently reading a Warhammer 40k novel by him I'm enjoying quite a bit) but he struggles with endings and it shows here a bit. I do like this take on the "near future" of 2021 - now, of course, our past - that's always pretty neat to see in fiction. Really the whole story has some cool ideas, I'm just not sure it comes together into something I found all that satisfying, and more just average in comparison.