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THE DARK FLAME, or NOT ANOTHER WITCH CULT!

The Main Range makes another sidestep into the Virgin New Adventures continuity with Trevor Baxendale’s The Dark Flame, a dark adventure of cults, creatures from other dimensions, and a coming apocalypse. It sees Seven, Ace, and Benny land in the middle of a dark and twisted plot to spread the dark flame across the universe.

After a messy opening sequence, Part 1 slowly settles down and begins building on its atmosphere and plot—one that is very preoccupied with various scientific ideas. It's also a bit weird how this story jumps between a perfectly straightforward tale and an occasionally confusing mess of sound and strange visions plaguing our characters. It also slowly builds up the tension and danger, with the visions and the discovery of a murdered friend of the Doctor’s.

Part 2 separates the bunch. Benny throws witticisms around her while discovering an ancient dig with Victor and his robot, while the Doctor tries to figure out what is going on and why. And Ace just sort of pops in and out but isn’t given a lot to do. When the cult leader returns in a new body, the story sort of reaches a standstill without growing much.

What we get is a perfectly fine adventure that lacks hooks to stand out. It does its more exciting moments well, but the stuff in between is very standard. The story is perfectly interesting to begin with but gradually loses steam as the atmosphere flattens out, and the overlong Part 4 just goes on and on with no end.

This audio certainly taps into the dark and demanding atmosphere of the VNA novels without committing to it fully. This is particularly noticeable in the dark cult that plays a central role and in the process of bringing the cult leader back to life in the body of a murdered man or in the malevolent force from another universe trying to enter our universe. They could’ve easily gone much darker here, though, and while the atmosphere helps to make this sound interesting, it doesn't improve it much.

Sylvester McCoy is really on top form here, though fairly minimalistic and not quite in his most scheming mood. His final encounter with Vilus is pure McCoy gold. Benny and Ace get along famously, and both Lisa Bowerman and Sophie Aldred are great as expected. It’s a pity that the story doesn't do more with Benny’s possession, though.

Steven Wickham provides a fun double bill as Victor, the archaeologist, and his assistant robot, Joseph. Andrew Westfield is a pretty typical whispering villain type, but I rather enjoy his performance (and Vilus Krull is a pretty nice villain name).

RANDOM OBSERVATIONS:

The creepy skull referenced throughout the story reminds me of the skull that plays a pivotal part in Image of the Fendahl.

(DISCLAIMER: TREVOR BAXENDALE IS YET ANOTHER WRITER WHO HAS MADE REPEATED, ABHORRENT AND TRANSPHOBIC REMARKS ONLINE. ONCE AGAIN I REMIND READERS THAT THIS REVIEW IS A REVIEW OF HIS WORK, NOT AN APPRAISAL OF HIM. DO NOT TAKE ANY POSITIVITY IN THIS REVIEW AS A COMPLIMENT TO THE MAN HIMSELF OR HIS BACKWARDS VIEWS. WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, PLEASE ENJOY)

The Monthly Adventures #042 - “The Dark Flame" by Trevor Baxendale

The third and final side step, oddly enough released 38 audios after the last one, once again brings the novel-borne TARDIS team of Seven, Ace and Benny to the medium of sound and with it comes a story very reminiscent of whence they came. I’m honestly a little sad at the absence of later side steps as it was fun seeing new companions crop up, like Benny or Frobisher, and we even got The Holy Terror out of it. The Dark Flame, however, is not The Holy Terror, and it’s also not its predecessor, The Shadow of the Scourge. No, The Dark Flame is what I’d call a confusing listen. Whilst enjoyable, it leaves me feeling somewhat hollow.

Picking up Benny from a trip away from the TARDIS, the Doctor and Ace are bombarded by the telepathic force of a murder flung through time. Chasing the source of the vision, the trio find themselves face to face with an ancient cult thought lost to time.

(CONTAINS SPOILERS)

Ask any Doctor Who fan if they’ve heard of The Dark Flame and you have about a 50/50 chance of them going “what?” or “who are you, why are you talking to me?’. Overshadowed by its two big sibling side steps, The Dark Flame is a quaint little story about cults and reality ending catastrophes that, on the whole, fails to impress. Probably the biggest shining light here is our cast, specifically our regulars. They were great in The Shadow of the Scourge but they all play off each other so well here and so effortlessly slip into their more hardened VNA personas, especially Sophie Aldred, who gives a great performance of still being Ace, but with some subtle PTSD. However, I think the main star here is Lisa Bowerman, who is just stunning as Benny. I’ve never heard anybody so effortlessly slip into a role, you could not tell me she was just recording this in a booth without proof. As for the rest of our cast, they’re pretty good. Not the best, but pretty good. They’re distinguishable, well-characterised, sinister when they want to be, I like them (especially sweetheart robot Joseph, he was great). The story itself, separate from its performers, is nothing to write home about, and we will talk about why that damages The Dark Flame later but for now let's just see what it does right. For the most part, this emulates the VNAs pretty well. Set in the murkier side of space, on a dusty old satellite circling a planet of molten sludge, it surrounds age-old cults and tough, no-humour space scientists, all things you’d find in the average Virgin New Adventure. But it also can be pretty fun, Baxendale writes his characters as witty but not snarky, especially Benny who gets all the good lines. And we also have the Doctor seeing through time using a dark star, and armies of skeletons rising from the dead á la Army of Darkness. It’s campy and fun when it wants to be and for the most part alleviates a lot of the boredom.

But it doesn’t eradicate it fully. The Dark Flame is one of those review killer stories that just refuses to be good or bad. The plot is barebones as all hell and fails to keep interest most of the time. It’s lacking in flair, intention and apart from the dialogue, outright humour. It definitely needed more camp, or a good atmosphere, or a more particular genre rather than just “vague science-fantasy”, because it just feels half-baked as it is, a story without any tone or style. Not to mention its attempt at writing a cult; I love cults in fiction (not in real life mind you), I pretty much find them all an interesting subject matter and make for incredible horror antagonists if done well but here, it’s just one possessed shouty guy and a group of cliché followers. It’s tropey as anything and when it's revealed that all of its followers are brainwashed, it loses all threat because it's such a crap religion that it has to mind control people into following it. And then there’s something I just can’t put my finger on. This story concerns the end of the universe and yet feels so very insignificant. It has a tiny cast, running between a tiny space station and a small cave system, never showing a single thing beyond that and due to this, it just feels like a trivial little moment in time, not tense at all. If Baxendale took advantage of the small scale to write something more personal or themed it to be more lonely or scary, it could’ve worked but here, it just ends up being small in scope.

The Dark Flame is nobody’s favourite story. Hell, I doubt many consider it ok, it’s just one of those scripts that fall between the cracks. There was an attempt at some hammer horror/sci-fi shenanigans but it all just falls flat and the only way to describe this audio is bland. The best parts can be found in other stories and the rest ranges from fine to bad. Not terrible, but you won’t see me talking about it after today.

6/10

Pros:

+ Stellar acting from our TARDIS team, especially Lisa Bowerman

+ Fun side cast of memorable characters

+ Can be a campy joy when it wants to be, walking skeletons and all

+ Feels authentically VNA

Cons:

- A completely forgettable and unimpactful story

- Small in scale and scope to the point where all tension is lost

- Poor villain that fails to be a threat

15.09.2022

Forgettable. A spherical Seven story in a vacuum. The villain is perfectly bland, the story bits are tiring and uninspired. They also made Bernice a 12-year-old's impression of Tony Stark for some reason. Hard 1/5

MR 042: The Dark Flame

Damn, my mind is in the process of rejecting this thing so I'm going to try to write it down now before I forget it.

This one is bad. And not for the same reasons of Nekromanteia. This isn't written in a bad way. This is just bad for a standard sci fi reason: technobabble. The story is buried in the stuff and makes it completely incomprehensible. That's why I'm immediately forgetting it. If you need two thirds of your story to be technobabble, you've written a bad script and you need to try again.

So as far as I can tell, the story is that there's some sort of experiment going on on a station in orbit around a planet. The Doctor and Ace are going to pick up Bernice from said station. But then she gets attacked and sent down to the planet where there's a guy trying to resurrect a cult that worships this dark flame.

The guy puts the emissary of the dark flame inside of a recently deceased researcher. Ala Fenric. Who then resurrects a skeleton army. And then it gets a bit procedural. Running around and fighting the cultists and skeletons.

I'm not even sure how it gets resolved to be honest. The Doctor goads the emissary into trying to mind control him and it gets burnt in the process. Apparently the dark flame that everyone worships is the last gasp of life from the end of the universe? Something like that? I can't be bothered to be honest.

I'm not terribly invested in Bernice as a character at all either. I don't listen to her series and I don't read Doctor Who books at all, so she's just kind of a random character for me. She was fine here, I guess, but nothing special. Like in Shadow of the Scourge.

Ace gets to be an action hero so that's cool I guess. The Doctor said she fell in with the military which is... weird and extremely out of character for Ace. So definitely not a fan of that one. Seems as out of character as having her work for the Time Lord CIA. It's weird to have Rapture as the last story with her in it before this where she wanted to be called Dorothy and now she's getting on the Doctor for calling her that, insisting on Ace.

I dunno, I feel like the Seventh Doctor just can't catch a W. His comedy story was very fun, but he's not really gotten a decent serious story yet. Colditz is the closest that's managed to get into that A tier range rather than B-D

Yeah, just not a lot to say on this one. Excessive technobabble can absolutely kill a script as we see in this one. If it didn't have that problem, it could get close to feeling like Dark Souls with the dark flame, the cult, the emissary inhabiting a corpse, the mind control. But it's just not interested in being fantasy and insists on maintaining a sci fi aesthetic even though it's clearly not that.