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Released

Monday, February 19, 2007

Written by

Jonathan Morris

Narrated by

Lalla Ward

Runtime

60 minutes

Time Travel

Future

Location (Potential Spoilers!)

Vita Novus

Synopsis

Put all your worries behind you.

Situated in fifty acres of relaxing sculpted gardens, the Vita Novus Health Spa offers a sanctuary from the stresses and strains of 32nd-century life. Our exclusive programme of weight loss therapy is celebrated throughout the galaxy for its ease, simplicity and one-hundred-per-cent success rate. No matter how full-figured you may be, we can make you slimmer, healthier - and happier.

In fact, you will leave Vita Novus feeling like an entirely new person. And that's guaranteed.

We cater for all endoskeletal carbon-based life-forms. All major credit cards accepted. Parties welcome.

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2 reviews

A story featuring a weirdly characterised Romana who has an underlying distaste of fat people apparently. Welcome back Jonny Morris.


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This review contains spoilers!

This is part of a series of reviews of Doctor Who in chronological timeline order.

Previous Story: Nightmare of Eden

A basic story but still fairly fun, this is from the early days of the companion chronicles so the framing is quite basic. The resort is an interesting location and there's a very strong message of accepting who you are and not trying to look good based on other people's standards.

Still though, it's a solid story, I'm just used to the later companion chronicles where they play around with the format and so this one bored me a little.

Next Story: The Horns of Nimon


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