Slow Beasts

Confidence

Prerequisites: None needed

I actually liked Slow Beasts the most out of any of the stories in this boxset. For one thing, I love the concept. The idea of a planet with a species of ginormous humanoids who live at a millionth the speed of humans is fascinating, and the story mostly satisfied that curiosity. Yes, it's true that the anti-colonialism message is pretty worn out in these types of stories. Yes, it's true that the conflict was resolved a little too easily at the end, and the Cha-Harr seemed to too easily be willing to let them go. However, I still quite enjoyed this (and it featured one of the funnier moments in this range in memory, with Helen using the psychic paper). This wasn't anything to write home about, but I appreciated it.

What a perfect ending to an amazing box set in low key thought I would sleep this one out but I’m glad I didn’t don’t mis out

🙏🏼60% = Fine! = Skippable!

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WHEN IS A WEEPING ANGEL NOT A WEEPING ANGEL?

This story transports us to an alien world, where we encounter the eponymous slow beasts in a playful satire on a safari. The beasts are living statues that move so slowly that we cannot perceive their movement—a bit like Weeping Angels in reverse.

Although we don't see the creatures much, the truth behind them is intriguing, and the themes explored here are pertinent. This is a critique of colonisation at the expense of native populations.

The performances are good, the story itself is pretty straightforward, and it takes a good while to get going properly.

Though I liked the setting of Lost Hearts better, I think in terms of story, Slow Beasts was my favourite from this boxset. I love the gothic, but I felt that Slow Beasts comment on colonialism was a much tighter concept.

The gang arrive on the planet of the 'slow beasts' - monolithic creatures whose hearts beat once every thirteen days. We are then treated to a thrilling tourist ride around the beasts, showing them off as an attraction rather than as a living, breathing species in their own right. Which is the whole point of the episode - the creatures, in fact, were artificially slowed down in order to let the human colonists take advantage of the land.

This is one of the themes of an awful lot of BF stories, but pleasingly this one pulled it off well. The land is returned to the creatures, the humans vanquished, and the Doctor, Liv, and Helen fly off again for more adventures. I am perhaps being a little more flippant than I really feel here - as I say, I did genuinely enjoy this episode, and I thought it hit all the right beats without being overly saccharine, or overly forced.

However, it caps off a rather decent-to-average set with another story that sits well within the status quo. And that's not a bad thing, exactly, but coming from a range that has historically had episodes like Scherzo, To The Death, UNIT Dating - well, it feels safe. And safe is enjoyable. But I can't help wishing for more.