Oh No It Isn’t! · Bernice Summerfield S1 • Episode 1

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Bernice Summerfield: Oh No It Isn’t!

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Se tratando do primeiro áudio produzido pela BIG FINISH, chega ser difícil não se surpreender com o nível de qualidade apresentado logo em seu produto inicial, ainda mais tomando conhecimento dos poucos recursos que a empresa tinha na época - A própria Lisa Bowerman chegou a declarar em uma entrevista que ao chegar no local da gravação, subestimou o projeto e acabou se surpreendendo positivamente com o resultado final do áudio. Felizmente “Oh No it Isn’t” mostrou o quão a BIG FINISH era algo muito promissor na época, não é à toa que anos mais tarde conquistou popularidade e relevância, conseguindo os direitos autorais para produzir áudios da marca Doctor Who. Vale ressaltar que a primeira temporada da Professor Bernice Summerfield é composta por histórias que não são originais da BIG FINISH, mas sim trata-se de adaptações de alguns dos livros da linha “Virgin New Adventures” obviamente da Virgin Books. “Oh No it Isn’t” é o piloto do spin-off de Benny nos livros, não poderia ser diferente nos áudios – É impressionante como Paul Cornell sempre é firme em suas escritas apresentando uma precisão que beira a perfeição, o escritor te leva a explora seu worldbuiding (criação de mundo) que vai além da imaginação, entregando uma ideia totalmente experimental e surrealista, até mesmo flertando um pouco com “Alice no País da Maravilhas”. Após finalizar uma escavação no planeta Perfection, Benny sobe a bordo de uma nave de transporte junto a sua equipe de alunos, logo todos são surpreendidos com uma espécie de alienígenas parecidos fisicamente com lulas marinhas chamados “Grels”. Um míssil atinge a nave e Benny acorda em um mundo onde toda a realidade que conhece está de cabeça para baixo, seu querido gato “Wolsey” agora pode falar e tem a voz do Nicholas Courtney (Brigadeiro). Não demora muito para notarmos que “Oh No it Isn’t” é uma história assumidamente cômica, uma sátira a mundos surrealistas com direito a ácida personalidade de Benny no meio disso tudo. Por mais que os desenrolares da aventura não seja lá grande coisa, toda a experiência é compensada pelo seu humor precisamente engraçado. É bom esclarecer aos leitores acostumados a ver bastante reviews de Doctor Who aqui, que a linha “Professor Bernice Summerfield” destoa do tom visto da série da BBC, temos situações e diálogos voltado a algo mais maduro. Mas fiquem tranquilos, até o momento não identifiquei nada que pudesse apontar como apelativo, essas coisas são inseridas de forma natural não interferindo a experiência das aventuras. Em resumo, eu passei boa parte do tempo rindo e me divertindo com essa história. Mas confesso que ainda ficou um pouco aquém de ganhar minha nota máxima, grande parcela disso é por conta de seus últimos trinta minutos que acabam se arrastando, cansado com uma narrativa e sequência de eventos desgastantes.

When it comes to the first audio produced by BIG FINISH, it's hard not to be astonished by the level of quality displayed right from their initial product, especially considering the limited resources the company had at the time - Lisa Bowerman herself has stated in an interview that upon arriving at the recording site, she underestimated the project and was pleasantly surprised by the final outcome of the audio. Fortunately, “Oh No It Isn’t” showed how promising BIG FINISH was at the time, which is not surprising that years later it gained popularity and relevance, securing the rights to produce Doctor Who audio plays. It’s worth noting that the first season of Professor Bernice Summerfield consists of stories that aren't original creations of BIG FINISH, but rather adaptations of some books from the “Virgin New Adventures” line obviously by Virgin Books. “Oh No It Isn’t” is the pilot of the Benny spin-off in the books, and it couldn’t be different in the audios – It's amazing how Paul Cornell is always firm in his writing, presenting an accuracy that borders on perfection, the writer takes you to explore his worldbuilding that goes beyond imagination, delivering a wholly experimental and surrealistic idea, even flirting a bit with “Alice in Wonderland”. After finishing an excavation on the planet Perfection, Benny boards a transport ship with her team of students, soon they are all surprised by a species of alien resembling marine squids called “Grels”. A missile hits the ship and Benny wakes up in a world where all the reality she knows is upside down, her beloved cat “Wolsey” can now talk and has the voice of Nicholas Courtney (the Brigadier). It doesn’t take long to notice that “Oh No It Isn’t” is a frankly comedic story, a satire of surrealistic worlds with Benny's sharp personality at the centre of it all. Although the developments of the adventure aren't all that great, the entire experience is compensated by its precisely funny humour. It is good to clarify to readers used to seeing lots of Doctor Who reviews here, that the “Professor Bernice Summerfield” line strays from the tone seen in the BBC series, featuring situations and dialogues aimed at something more mature. But rest assured, so far I haven't identified anything that could be pointed out as pandering, these things are inserted naturally not interfering with the experience of the adventures. In summary, I spent a lot of time laughing and enjoying this story. But I confess that it still fell a bit short of earning my top mark, a large part of this is due to its last thirty minutes which end up dragging, tiring with a narrative and sequence of exhausting events.

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Pantomime is a bit rubbish isn't it? Thankfully the character of Bernice Summerfield is so well drawn, and so perfectly acted by Lisa Bowerman that this still holds up well enough. If you can put up with the dick jokes and painful innuendo.

I loved the side characters too (until we got sucked into the pantomime universe). The first 20 minutes felt surprisingly established. Luckily as the concept gets a bit dodgy Nicholas Courtney joins the mix - his performance is a total pleasure.

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30.09.2022

Meh. I appreciate a story with more mature elements that doesn't hyperfixate on them (khm, Torchwood) (khm, VNA). Bernice wants to f**k her student, but that's not the point. That's just life.

With that said, the core of the story is barely coherent, mostly consisting of what seems dartboard-picked rather then elements suiting and complementing each other.

Brigadier as a talking cat is fun to hear. 1.5/5

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This story is absolutely bonkers. One can only imagine that, in 1999, the listening experience was less 'wtf this is the story that the beloved company Big Finish began with???' and more 'yayyy Benny from My Novels is now on audio! Hooray!!'

We find Benny on a ship, about to be swallowed by a supernova, only to be suddenly thrust into Pantoland. As a Brit, the Panto is a pretty fundamental core memory to be, though I can't help but wonder how anyone from anywhere else feels about all the classic pantomime tropes. I feel like the more seriously you try to take this, the less fun you will have, and that's a shame because this is a lot of fun.

Lisa Bowerman is an absolutely wonderful actor and she sparkles in this. You can understand why, when listening to any Benny story, the character has been so enduring, and a large part of that is down to Bowerman's performance. She is so wonderful.

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Bernice Summerfield

#1.01. Oh No It Isn’t! ~ 9/10

◆ An Introduction

Before they were granted permission to make new Doctor Who adventures, BigFinish put all their resources into one of the most popular characters from the novels.

I was never that interested in the adventures of Prof. Summerfield, despite her range being the longest running series in the BigFinish catalogue. I’ve owned the entire first series since 2018, but never given it the time of day, until now.

Some of you would’ve expected BigFinish to play it safe for their first release, and you would’ve been completely wrong.

It’s time for a pantomime!

◆ Publisher’s Summary

"The King's balls get bigger every year!"

What could possibly go wrong on Professor Bernice Summerfield's investigation into the lost civilisation of Perfecton? Nothing, it seems – until they leave the planet and spot a dirty great missile heading towards their ship. But instead of oblivion, Benny finds herself plunged into the strange world of… panto.

◆ Prof. Bernice Summerfield

Lisa Bowerman hit the ground running, delivering a magnificent performance in her debut adventure.

Benny believes that you can always tell a deserted planet from the noises it doesn’t make; no whirring of motors, no dogs barking, just the call of the common-or-garden archaeology student. You can call her whatever you want to, as long as it’s flattering. Benny was conscripted straight out of the Spacefleet Military Academy, like a lot of people in the wars – she bailed out of a troop ship on the way to battle, joined a dig by faking her qualifications, and worked her way up to being in charge of expeditions. She gained her professorship on the run. Benny wakes up in a strange meadow and is convinced that she’s dead, so begins talking to her Goddess. Her reaction to seeing Wolsey is hilarious – he claims that she’s actually a fella, so she goes behind a tree to check she’s “not got an extra appendage.” She’s a professor of archaeology, not a soldier, and she doesn’t kill people. Marriage: Benny has been there, done that, painted the spare room, split up, got miserable, got drunk, and tried to seduce her students… she is not going through that again! I love that her way of trying to crack the Land of Pantomime is to declare marriage to about 90% of the guests during the King’s Ball! She’s far from happy that the Land of Panto has basically started censoring her whenever she tries swearing.

◆ Story Recap

Prof. Summerfield is leading a dig on the previously quarantined world of Perfecton. Whilst aboard her team’s mode of transport, the Winton, the crew discover they’re being boarded by fearsome squid-like data pirates, with a love of all things factual: the Grel!

That’s the least of their worries though, as the Winton is soon struck by a whopping great missile. It hits the ship, and Benny awakes in a beautiful meadow.

At first she believes this to be Heaven, then Hell… but the truth is far more disturbing. She’s been transported into the camp world of pantomime, and the Grel have been sucked into this domain too!

◆ Good Fact!

I hope you weren’t expecting anything particularly deep from this adventure, because it mainly consists of innuendos and Disney-esque sequences of actual madness!

Let’s kick things off by discussing the Grel: a race of data pirates who traverse the universe attempting to gather up all the facts in the cosmos. They absolutely adore data, practically gorging themselves on it like overgrown pigs… if pigs resembled deep-fried calamari!

These squid-like pirates take everything literally, which means they struggle when encountering fiction – as shown throughout this adventure, and also when they are found burning books by the Sixth Doctor and Charley in ‘The Doomwood Curse’.

The Grel are truly fascinating creations, which makes me oh so happy that they’ll be returning in Series Five.

◆ Sound Design

Considering this was the first adventure BigFinish ever released, you’d be forgiven for expecting a real hodgepodge of a soundscape. In reality, it’s actually aged like fine wine and cheese! Alistair Lock delivers something over-the-top and insane: it’s pure camp!

Power tools and hydraulic machinery are used to dismantle the base camp on Perfecton, as Benny and her students prepare for the journey back to St Oscar’s University. The slimy and slippery voices of the squid-like Grel. Wolsey miaowing at the door of Benny’s cabin aboard the Winton. The glorious tweeting of birds in the idyllic meadow. Harmonising blue-birds attempt to do the washing up. A sword fight erupts, with Wolsey and the Dwarfs taking on a platoon of Grel… before the forces of Prince Charming come to the rescue! The hissing of the audience as the King’s Vizier enters the scene. The grand and beautiful music played at the King’s Ball. The clocks strike midnight; the world of Panto begins warping around Benny as it struggles to cope with all the marriage proposals, struggles to cope with the lack of closure.

◆ Music

Lock is also handling the score, and it fully embraces the gloriously camp nature of a pantomime. A truly joyful suite of music.

◆ Conclusion

“Harmonising blue birds? I’m definitely on drugs.”

Prof. Summerfield has become trapped within the world of pantomime: a strange realm where her students have become the Seven Dwarfs, her cat speaks with the gruff tones of Nicholas Courtney, and a platoon of data pirates resembling deep fried calamari are hunting for more juicy facts!

‘Oh No It Isn’t!’ is a pretty strong contender for the most bizarre BigFinish release I’ve encountered, but it’s gloriously camp! If you liked the vulgarity and humour of something like ‘The Kingmaker’, then this is right up your street.