Death in Heaven

“I really didn't know. I wasn't sure. You lose sight sometimes. Thank you! I am not a good man! I am not a bad man. I am not a hero. And I'm definitely not a president. And no, I'm not an officer. Do you know what I am? I am an idiot, with a box and a screwdriver. Just passing through, helping out, learning. I don't need an army. I never have, because I've got them. Always them. Because love, it's not an emotion. Love is a promise.”

DOCTOR: Why are you doing this?

MISSY: I need you to know we're not so different. I need my friend back.

“I'm going to kill you in a minute. I'm not even kidding. You're going to be as dead as a fish on a slab any second now, all floppy and making smells. But don't tell the boys. This is our secret girl plan!”

MISSY: What's that in your pocket?

OSGOOD: There's nothing in my pocket—

(Osgood reaches into her lab coat pocket and pulls out a pair of handcuffs.)

MISSY: Oh, my giddy aunt!