DOCTOR: I really didn't know. I wasn't sure. You lose sight sometimes. Thank you! I am not a good man! I am not a bad man. I am not a hero. And I'm definitely not a president. And no, I'm not an officer. Do you know what I am? I am an idiot, with a box and a screwdriver. Just passing through, helping out, learning. I don't need an army. I never have, because I've got them. Always them. Because love, it's not an emotion. Love is a promise.

DOCTOR: Why are you doing this?

MISSY: I need you to know we're not so different. I need my friend back.

MISSY: I'm going to kill you in a minute. I'm not even kidding. You're going to be as dead as a fish on a slab any second now, all floppy and making smells. But don't tell the boys. This is our secret girl plan!

MISSY: What's that in your pocket?

OSGOOD: There's nothing in my pocket—

(Osgood reaches into her lab coat pocket and pulls out a pair of handcuffs.)

MISSY: Oh, my giddy aunt!

CLARA: Why don’t you like hugging, Doctor?

DOCTOR: Never trust a hug. It’s just a way to hide your face.

CLARA: Yeah.

KATE: Welcome to the only planet in the universe where we get to say this: (gestures to the Doctor) He's on the payroll.

DOCTOR: Am I?

KATE: Well, technically.

DOCTOR: How much?

KATE: Shush.

DOCTOR: Hush, I'm trying to count!

OSGOOD: Eighty-seven, I think. (The Doctor and Kate stare at her.) OCD.

MISSY: Ninety-one. Queen of evil.

AHMED: (salutes) Sir.

DOCTOR: Don't do that. You look like you're self-concussing. Which would explain all of military history, now I think about it.

DOCTOR: Love your outfit, Colonel Ahmed. Are you in the Scouts? Are you a Man Scout? I didn't know they had those.