Stories Short Story Short Trips (Big Finish) Story: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 Apocrypha Bipedium 1 image Overview Characters How to Read Reviews Statistics Related Stories Quotes 1 Overview Released Wednesday, April 2, 2003 Written by Ian Potter Pages 20 Time Travel Past Tropes (Potential Spoilers!) Vegan, Vegetarian Location (Potential Spoilers!) Asia Minor Read Read Favourite Favourited Add Review Edit Review Log a repeat Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Owned Save to my list Saved Edit date completed Custom Date Release Date Archive (no date) Save Characters Eighth Doctor Charlotte Pollard William Shakespeare Vicki Pallister Troilus Show All Characters (5) How to read Apocrypha Bipedium: Books Doctor Who Short Trips: Companions Books Re:Collections Reviews Add Review Edit Review Submit a Review Statistics AVG. Rating18 members 4.39 / 5 Member Statistics Read 23 Favourited 6 Reviewed 0 Saved 0 Skipped 0 Related Stories Classic Who S3 • Serial 3 · (0/4 episodes intact) The Myth Makers Rating: 3.27 Story Skipped Television Reviews(11) More Actions View Sets Close Related Sets Set of Stories: Doctor Who Season 3 Set of Stories: Doctor Who (1963-1996) Set of Stories: First Doctor Add Review Edit Review Skip Skipped Unowned Owned Save to my list Saved Quotes Add Quote Link to Quote Favourite Tags: Funny These days at home, I generally try to eat only things that don’t have a central nervous system, or that I’ve knocked up in the food machine, but sometimes, when you’re a guest, qualms like that have to go out of the window, particularly on worlds ruled by intelligent plants, where you’re best advised not to ask for a celery stick and to just stick your toes in damp soil like everyone else at the table. Even then I try to stick to my principles and not eat anything with a sense of self, parliamentary democracy or sultanas in it. — Eighth Doctor, Apocrypha Bipedium