MR 037: The Sandman

Something something two sides to every story. Or the one where the Sixth Doctor’s coat causes literal physical damage to people's eyes.

There is a legend amongst the reptillion Galyari people of a monster with a rainbow coat who kills children in their beds and weaves their skins into his coat. A bedtime story to scare children into behaving. Except it is absolutely true. Sort of.

The Doctor returns to the Galyari who live on and operate a big fleet. The Doctor uses the term "space gypsies" quite a lot to describe the people who live in the fleet. It actually kind of reminds me of Battlestar Galactica, this massive fleet that sticks together for protection.

When the Doctor meets the Galyari in charge he suddenly starts acting like a comic book super villain and Evelyn is like lol wtf. She's not exactly someone who could be easily fooled by that posturing. She's just annoyed that the Doctor won't get to the point. Which is hilarious and makes sense. Someone older like that doesn't have the patience for that posturing.

The legend is that the Galyari were driven off their homeworld by the Doctor who made this little species of rodent sentient to kick them out because he just hated them in particular.

Naturally, though, the truth was that the Galyari consider every planet they conquer to be their homeworld and the sentient rodents there were the native species. So they were colonizing another world. The Doctor maintained his monster image for thousands of years to try to keep their conquering in check.

Now however we've got a copycat killer on the loose who is emulating the legend and really skinning Galyari alive instead of using the skin of already dead Galyari.

And this is where the story lost me a bit. There was something about the skins of the Galyari being used in a big monument and the copycat killer being able to puppet their skins to attack others? No idea what that was about.

There's also a subplot about a criminal enterprise where one of the rodent species came to offer that monument to the Galyari in exchange for them leaving their homeworld alone this time.

In general though this one was pretty ok. It was cute to see Colin acting like a monster. And because it's the Sixth Doctor you don't know if it's true or not. So that's fun. But it's nothing special, particularly when it starts going into the whole using skins thing and it doesn't make sense.