Wouldn't it be funny if people in Doctor Who were FAT. Any time they had to run we could hear in great detail about their shortness of breath. Getting a hug could be described as being enveloped by a sofa. The moment danger passes, they could turn their focus to doughnuts and chocolate cake. The villain's plan could be to give people liposuction. Oh, surely that would be great.

The very start, and bits of the last episode, are really good. It's great to hear Lalla Ward again. But everything else left me feeling really uncomfortable.