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Tags: Funny
IRIS: Opening time! Oh praise the Lord! I’m gasping!
DOCTOR: Yes, yes, but before we go inside, I’d like to propose-
IRIS: (squeals in delight)
DOCTOR: -a small plan of campaign.
— The Wormery
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