RUBY: What is it?

DOCTOR: It's a remembered TARDIS. It's bits and pieces of every TARDIS that ever was, held together by hopes and wishes and luck.

DOCTOR: That's very kind of you. I will use this spoon, I promise. I might save the universe with this spoon.

KIND WOMAN: That would be nice.

MEL: Is this thing safe?

DOCTOR: Absolute deathtrap, Melanie B.

DOCTOR: Don't be sorry. Don't be sorry at all. Your life… is out there now. I've shown you monsters and planets, and legends… but this… Honey, your adventure is just beginning.

RUBY: Yeah, I never understood. What was all that Egyptian stuff?

DOCTOR: Cultural appropriation.

DOCTOR: If Time is a memory, then memory is a time machine.

KATE: Come here. Come on.

(Big hug.)

MEL: I'll have some of that.

(Another hug.)

MEL: Oh, yes!

DOCTOR: Hello, trouble.

KATE: But... Okay, the grandchild exists and you've got the TARDIS, but you've never gone back to see her. Why not?

DOCTOR: You've seen my life. I bring disaster, Kate. Disaster. What if I go back and ruin her?

KATE: For what it's worth, I think you bring joy.

DOCTOR: Ruby, Rose. Rose, Ruby.

BOTH: Hi!

DOCTOR: Two different shades of red!

DOCTOR: We need to get the Duchess outside, on her own, and if there's one thing that attracts her, it's scandal. And outrage and plot twists. So, come on, Rogue. Shall we?

ROGUE: I don't see how us dancing will create a scene.

DOCTOR: Then you should have researched this era a little more, because we are scandalous.

DOCTOR: Where do you hide a spaceship in 1813?

ROGUE: It's cloaked, past that shed.

DOCTOR: Shed? That's my ship.

ROGUE: You travel in a shed?

DOCTOR: Love the shed.

ROGUE: Why isn't it cloaked?

DOCTOR: It's behind a tree.

ROGUE: They'll kill us. Then this house. Then London. Then the world. You know that. You absolutely know it. So can you do it? Can you lose your friend to save the world?

DOCTOR: No.

ROGUE: I know.

(Rogue kisses the Doctor and takes the trigger off him. He pushes Ruby out of the triform and takes her place.)

DOCTOR: You lost someone.

ROGUE: How do you know that?

DOCTOR: Because I know.

ROGUE: There was... Yeah. We travelled together. We had fun, y'know? And then a day came along, and at the end of that day... I lost them. What about you?

DOCTOR: I lost everyone.

ROGUE: At the party, I saw you with that woman.

DOCTOR: Mmm. My best friend.

ROGUE: Do you ever wonder... why keep going?

DOCTOR: Because we have to. We have to live each day because they can't. You don't have to stay a bounty hunter, Rogue. You could travel with me. Oh, the worlds I could show you, Rogue.

ROGUE: And what if I like what I do? Would you travel with me?

DOCTOR: That is quite an argument. I'll tell you what. When we both get out of this, let's argue across the stars.

ROGUE: I'd like that.

DOCTOR: (sotto) Say anything.

(Rogue goes down on one knee and holds up a ring.)

DOCTOR: Sorry. I c... I ca...

DOCTOR: You are a bounty hunter? That is so... cool. Catching monsters, getting into scrapes. Meeting handsome strangers.

LINDY: Don't be so surprised. I found it. I'm at the conduit. But guess what? I'm with Ricky September.

RUBY: Ah! What, Ricky the singer?

LINDY: That's him.

RUBY: Oh, nice one.

DOCTOR: He's hot.

BOTH: (to each other) Hands off!

(Lindy stands up, steps to the side, then tries walking forward and kicks the desk.)

LINDY: Oh, God, I'm so stupid. Dot, Bubble.

RUBY: Did you do it? Are you out?

LINDY: I don't know how to walk.

RUBY: What do you mean?

LINDY: I don't know how to walk without the arrows.

RUBY: You don't know how to walk?

LINDY: Without the arrows.

DOCTOR: You don't know how to walk without the arrows?

LINDY: That's what I just said. Now shut up. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Exit, please.

DOCTOR: You don't know me, but my name is the Doctor, and your life is in danger, okay? There are creatures out there in the real world that are monsters, and they are coming to get you. No. No, Lindy, don't!

DOT: Blocked.

DOCTOR: I'm a much bigger bang than you bargained for. I'm a lot more explosive than I look, and honey... I know how I look. Put a quantum chain reaction through me and I will shatter this silly little battlefield of yours into dust. All of it, in a heartbeat, into dust.

RUBY: Why does a land mine have lights on it?

DOCTOR: Oh, capitalism.

RUBY: Excuse me?

DOCTOR: Flashy lights play well in a showroom. Modern warfare. Death by salesman.

RUBY: Where are we?

DOCTOR: In the middle of a war.

RUBY: Oh. I was kind of hoping for a beach.

DOCTOR: Ah. What do you think this is?

RUBY: It's not a beach.

DOCTOR: Give it time. Everywhere's a beach eventually.

DOCTOR: A sad old man once told me, what survives of us is love.

DOCTOR: I am a higher-dimension lifeform. I am a complex Space/Time event.

MUNDY: I'm Anglican.

DOCTOR: Most armies would notice that they were fighting smoke and shadows, but not this lot, Ruby. You know why? Cos they have faith.

MUNDY: Shut up.

DOCTOR: Faith. The magic word that keeps you never having to think for yourself. Just surrender, Mundy. Just stop, and it's all over.

MUNDY: Prove it.

DOCTOR: What, seriously? Now you need proof, faith gyal?