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Tags: Funny
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— The Interstellar Song Contest
LUX: I'm a two-dimensional character, you can't expect a backstory!
— The Lux, Lux
SCOOT: Polish Polish
— Scoot the Polish-Bot, The Robot Revolution
DOCTOR: I thought that was non-diegetic.
— The Devil’s Chord
DONNA: Was it me, or was Isaac Newton hot?
DOCTOR: He was, wasn't he? He was so hot. Oh! Is that who I am now?
DONNA: Well, it was never that far from the surface, mate. I always thought…
— Wild Blue Yonder
RANI: You know what I think? I think it's not over, because I don't think she's dead. I really don't. That's not just me being mad, cos I honestly think in my heart and soul that he came back for her. Right at the end, the Doctor came back for his Sarah Jane, and he said, shall we go? Out into the stars? One last trip? And she said, oh yes please. And I think they're out there now, Sarah Jane and the Doctor in the TARDIS, travelling through space and time forever, in a story that never ends.
— Rani Chandra, Farewell, Sarah Jane
STRAX: You must throw off your shackles and seize the means of production!
— Strax, The Cars That Ate London!
BILL: So, the Time Lords, bit flexible on the whole man-woman thing, then, yeah?
DOCTOR: We're the most civilised civilisation in the universe. We're billions of years beyond your petty human obsession with gender and its associated stereotypes.
BILL: But you still call yourselves Time Lords?
DOCTOR: Yeah. Shut up.
— World Enough and Time
BILL: Doctor, you okay?
DOCTOR: Bill, I've got no TARDIS, no sonic, about ten minutes of oxygen left, and now I'm blind. Can you imagine how unbearable I'm going to be when I pull this off?
— Oxygen
DOCTOR: That's some sort of flavoured algae. I haven't seen any livestock yet.
BILL: That's good, isn't it? In the future we don't eat living things, we eat algae.
DOCTOR: I met an emperor made of algae once. He fancied me.
— Smile
BILL: Look at this place. It's like a-
DOCTOR: Spaceship.
BILL: - kitchen.
DOCTOR: A what?
BILL: A really posh kitchen, all metal. What happened with the doors, though? Did you run out of money?
DOCTOR: What you are standing in is a technological marvel. It is science beyond magic. This is the gateway to everything that ever was, or ever can be.
BILL: Can I use the toilet?
— The Pilot
RIVER: You don't look much like your pictures.
DOCTOR: Well, that's an ongoing problem for me.
— The Husbands of River Song
Tags: TwelveClara
DOCTOR: You'll find that it's a very small universe when I'm angry with you.
— Face the Raven
DOCTOR: Do you know what thinking is? It’s just a fancy word for changing your mind.
— The Zygon Inversion
DOCTOR: There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you.
— Last Christmas
DOCTOR: You betrayed me. Betrayed my trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything that I've ever stood for. You let me down!
CLARA: Then why are you helping me?
DOCTOR: Why? Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?
— Dark Water
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Listen, what you get up to in the privacy of your own regeneration is your business.
TENTH DOCTOR: One of them is a Zygon.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Urgh. I'm not judging you.
— The Day of the Doctor
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: It's not working.
TENTH DOCTOR: We're both reversing the polarity.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Yes, I know that.
TENTH DOCTOR: There's two of us. I'm reversing it, you're reversing it back again. We're confusing the polarity.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: I never forget a face.
CURATOR: I know you don't. And in years to come, you might find yourself revisiting a few. But just the old favourites, eh?
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: I could be a curator. I'd be great at curating. I'd be the Great Curator. I could retire and do that. I could retire and be the curator of this place.
CURATOR: You know, I really think you might.
DOCTOR: Whatever you've got planned, forget it. I'm the Doctor. I'm nine hundred and four years old. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I am the Oncoming Storm, the Bringer of Darkness, and you are basically just a rabbit, aren't you? Okay, carry on. Just a general warning.
MOMENT: You know the sound the TARDIS makes? That wheezing, groaning. That sound brings hope wherever it goes.
WAR DOCTOR: Yes. Yes, I like to think it does.
MOMENT: To anyone who hears it, Doctor. Anyone, however lost... Even you.
TENTH DOCTOR: Oooh, lovely.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Oooh, lovely.
TENTH DOCTOR: Trenzalore. We need a new destination, because I don't want to go.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: He always says that.
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