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Tags: Iconic
DOCTOR: This has been an absolute joy.
— Fifteenth Doctor, The Reality War
Tags: Funny
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— The Interstellar Song Contest
KATE: Don't you dare point a gun at her! You were right, Conrad, I didn't remember you. So I checked my notes from that interview eight years ago, and do you know what I wrote?
SHIRLEY: I’d throw in a compliment
KATE: The three words that summed you up? "Don't trust him."
CONRAD: Mm. You think you're so superior. Up in your tower, looking down on us.
KATE: Keeping you safe
CONRAD: I want a confession. On camera. Admit to the lies. Show us the monster costumes. Show us the tech that you’re hiding, that we’ve paid for.
KATE: You’re deluded
CONRAD: The grown ups are talking. Come on, Commander-in-chief. Admit. Or are you a coward, like your father was?
KATE: You should be very careful what you say about my father
CONRAD: His only legacy was a pack of lies.
KATE: He was 100 times the man you are. And that gun is UNIT issue. So where's Jordan Lang?
CONRAD: Who?
IBRAHIM: He's been shot. Ground team are rushing him to the infirmary.
KATE: You shot someone to get in here?
CONRAD: It's nothing to do with me.
KATE: A man's life is hanging in the balance and you're not even sorry.
CONRAD: Maybe you shot him. Or he was an actor. Or he never existed. So come on. Confess! All right. Let's start with your best friend. Where is the Doctor and his box of tricks?
RUBY: Oh, you're so lucky he's not here.
KATE: She's telling the truth. And, actually, I'm glad he's not here. Because he would've stopped me.
CONRAD: Oh. From what?
KATE: From showing you and your followers what we're protecting them from. The truth, Conrad. As requested.
— Lucky Day
SCOOT: Polish Polish
— Scoot the Polish-Bot, The Robot Revolution
THE HYPNOTISING CAT: You are under my command. Jump into that puddle behind you.
DOCTOR: Honey, I'll ruin my shoes.
— Dance Till You Drop
JOY: She died on Christmas Day. On Christmas Day! I said goodbye on an iPad! Because of the rules! She died alone! And those awful people and their wine fridges, and their dancing, and their parties, and I listened to them, and I let my mother die alone! So I can never be home on Christmas Day, and I can never be with anyone on Christmas Day because I let her down. I let her down on the last day of her life, on Christmas Day. I can’t ever change that. I can’t ever change it.
— Joy Almondo, Joy to the World
EIGHTH DOCTOR: Other than the Orrivians, who else have you murdered?
THE NETWORK: Shut up!
EIGHTH DOCTOR: Not quite the confession I was hoping for.
— Echoes of Extinction
DOCTOR: A bottle? Floating in the middle of deep space. It's a milk bottle. Right. Well, I've clearly got a very determined milkman!
— Expiry Dating
DOCTOR: Out there in that city beneath us, that is the essence of life. It isn't just about the beat of our hearts, the breaths we take: it's our thoughts, our memories, our experiences - a myriad of emotions, family, friends, who we love, who we hate. The devolver takes all that away. To stop feeling and experiencing all these things is death, and if everyone around you has been destroyed then even the memory of your ever having lived ceases to exist - all that's left behind is nothing. Is that what you want?
— The Enemy of My Enemy
BURNSBRIGHT: It's in the basement. It's impregnable!
MISSY: That's what they told me about Gandhi's boudoir and we all know what happened there.
— Too Many Masters
Tags: DoctorDonna
DOCTOR: How’s it going? Darling.
DONNA: Not so bad, chipmunk.
DOCTOR: Pumpkin.
— No Place
Tags: Speech
DOCTOR: If there’s anyone in this universe who’s an expert on running, Magda, it’d be me. I’ve run away from things you’ve never dreamed. Towards things from your worst nightmares. I’ve gone further than any of you could imagine. And you know what I learned? Sometimes, running is the bravest thing you can do. Because running away? That’s still making a choice. It’s telling someone or something no. It’s you saying “No universe, not today!” Because you still have things left to do and see and live. Giving up? Leaving your fate to the monsters on your trail? I have to think that running is braver than that.
— Thirteenth Doctor, Hidden Human History
DOCTOR: You all leave. Even the robot dog left me... twice!
— Death and the Queen
DOCTOR: I told you, we are not going to that Planet of the Boys! There is no Planet of the Boys!
DONNA: There's a million, trillion planets out there, somewhere there is a Planet of the Boys, just dancing about in their pants. Stands to reason!
DOCTOR: Well, I'm not sure they worship wenches.
DONNA: They will when they see me in this!
— Time Reaver
Tags: Timepetals
DOCTOR: Eternity. I hear you calling... But you will not have me yet.
— Tenth Doctor, Time Reaver
[Battlefield]
YOUNG DAVROS: Help me! You can’t leave me, you promised. You said I had a chance.
(The TARDIS materialises behind him.)
YOUNG DAVROS: Who are you? I don’t get it. How did you get there?
DOCTOR: From the future.
YOUNG DAVROS: Are you going to save me?
DOCTOR: I’m going to save my friend the only way I can. Exterminate!
(He blasts all the hand mines to oblivion.)
DOCTOR: Come on, I’ll take you home.
YOUNG DAVROS: Which side are you on? Are you the enemy?
DOCTOR: I’m not sure that any of that matters, friends, enemies. So long as there’s mercy. Always mercy.
(The Doctor holds out his hand. The boy Davros takes it and they walk away together.)
— The Witch’s Familiar
Tags: Multi-Doctor Funny
DOCTOR: So now all right, okay -- we're going to have some kind of 'Multi-Doctor... Event!' Whether you like it or not!
— Twelfth Doctor, Four Doctors
CLARA: English?
DOCTOR: No, Scottish. I mean Gallifreyan! See, I've got it now. Pudding-Brain Disease! What kind of pudding will my brain turn into? Baked Alaska? Blancmange? Rhubharb Crumble?
CLARA: We can only hope.
— The Fractures
Doctor: Honestly, the more unsociable I am, the more people try to get in touch. I should try reverse psychology. Be friendly.
— Twelfth Doctor, The Swords of Kali
DOCTOR: Faith’s a wonderful thing, Chaplain. I love faith. But the best place to have it is in yourself.
— The Weeping Angels of Mons
GABBY: When the TARDIS “blasts off”, it makes a noise like an elephant and a piano bringing sexy back.
— Gabby Gonzalez, The Arts in Space
GIRL: I'm always losing things. I lost my best pencil, my schoolbag, and my gran, and my mojo.
DOCTOR: Your mojo?
GIRL: I got it back, though.
DOCTOR: Hey, that's good.
— The Bells of Saint John: A Prequel
STEVE: The future, Adam?
ADAM: The future, Steve!
— Save the Humans!
CHARLEY: So, we find Grayle and shoot him.
DOCTOR: We do not shoot him.
CHARLEY: Or catapult him. Or feed him to the lions.
DOCTOR: We find out if he's contacted his alien masters yet, and try to stop whatever he's doing.
CHARLEY: You do always go the pretty way. I'm joking.
DOCTOR: Are you?
CHARLEY: Or we could stone him, or throw him off the wall of the fort.
DOCTOR: Charley.
— Seasons of Fear
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