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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Hello, I'm-
TOSHKA: A demon from hell!
DOCTOR: Close enough.
— The Legend of Baba Yaga
SUTEKH: Every living thing is an abomination. I am come to release them into blessed death, and I find that good.
DOCTOR: Then I damn you, Sutekh. I damn you in the name of life itself! And I swear to you, with both the hearts of the last of the Time Lords, I will stop you. I will defeat you. And I will turn back death.
— Empire of Death
Tags: Sad
DOCTOR: Every sun is dead. The universe has come to a halt. And it is my fault, 'cos I travelled to all those worlds. I thought it was fun.
(The Doctor screams into the void.)
RORY: I have a message and a question. A message from the Doctor and a question from me. Where is my wife? Oh, don't give me those blank looks. The Twelfth Cyber Legion monitors this entire quadrant. You hear everything. So you tell me what I need to know. You tell me now, and I'll be on my way.
CYBERLEADER: What is the Doctor's message?
(Outside, all the other ships in the Legion explode.)
RORY: Would you like me to repeat the question?
— A Good Man Goes to War
RORY: He'll be fine. He's a Time Lord.
AMY: It's just what they're called. It doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.
— The Doctor’s Wife
DOCTOR: Your Doctor is an antediluvian fogey. Allowing himself to be captured by the Sontarans. If anything happens to myself as a result of it I will never forgive himself.
PERI: Oh, I do wish you'd stop switching personal pronouns. It'd make it a lot easier to understand what you're talking about.
— The Two Doctors
ADRIC: Now I'll never know if I was right.
— Adric, Earthshock
MASTER: If we do cooperate, there'll be no question of you ever returning to Gallifrey.
DOCTOR: If we don't cooperate, there'll be no question of Gallifrey.
— Logopolis
LEELA: Silence! You will do as the Doctor instructs, or I will cut out your heart.
— Leela, Horror of Fang Rock
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