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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: I'm not the Doctor. I'm a Doctor. An alternative, you might say.
— Unspecified Doctor, So Vile a Sin
DOCTOR: Mr. Renk and I are going to have a very serious talk, and when I've finished with him he's going to wish he'd been born.
BENNY: I think you mean "he's going to wish he'd never been born".
DOCTOR: I know what I mean.
— The Revolution
DOCTOR: Oh, I wouldn't say I was a good man either, just another misguided fool trying his best.
— Seventh Doctor, Fiesta of the Damned
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