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DOCTOR: That’s the trouble with grown-ups. They stop believing in things. And they start liking blue cheese.
— Fifteenth Doctor, Fear Death by Water
Tags: Speech Funny
DOCTOR: I'm old and I am wise, but I am most definitely silly. And I am certainly never a grown up!
Tags: Funny
Dugga Doo: Dugga Doo
Dugga Doo
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Dugga Dugga Dugga Dugga
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— The Interstellar Song Contest
ANNALORE: Heroes don't need villains in order to be heroes.
— Yesterday is Tomorrow and Tomorrow is Today
Tags: Speech
DOCTOR: You have to be invited into my TARDIS, Conrad. To be special. But you? You're special, for all the wrong reasons. You see, I am fighting a battle on behalf of everyday people... who just want to get through their day, and feel safe, and warm, and fed. And then along comes this... Noise. All day long, this relentless noise. Cowards like you, weaponising lies, taking people's insecurities and fear, and making it currency. You are exhausting. You stamp on the truth, choke our bandwidth, and shred our patience. Because the only strategy you have is to wear us down. But the thing is, Conrad, I have energy to burn and all the time in the universe.
— The Doctor, Lucky Day
BELINDA: I'm Belinda, and this is the Doctor. Really? Just "the Doctor"? Always?
DOCTOR: Yeah.
BELINDA: Ridiculous.
— Lux
MR RING-A-DING: Don't make me laugh! Because... (sings) I'm Mr Ring-a-Ding. I'll make your heart bells sing. Please don't make me laugh. Just take my autograph. Now don't be crazy, pretty lady, I know just one thing. For I am he! Oh, yes! I'm Mr Ring-a-Ding! Did you ever meet a Ring-a-Ding? Did you ever see such a lovely thing? Now jump and hop and laugh and sing for I am he! Oh, yes! I'm Mr Ring-a-Ding! Oh, my!
— Mr Ring-a-Ding, Lux
LUX: I'm a two-dimensional character, you can't expect a backstory!
— The Lux, Lux
DOCTOR: Hello, I'm-
TOSHKA: A demon from hell!
DOCTOR: Close enough.
— The Legend of Baba Yaga
DOCTOR: Okay. Name - the Doctor. Occupation - not a doctor. Current status - just passing by. Employer - myself. Address - that blue box over there. Now, if you don't mind, I just got snowmanned, and I would like to go home.
— The Church on Ruby Road
DOCTOR: The mediator between the head and the hands must be the heart. If only.
— Monsters in Metropolis
NYSSA: When you're with the Doctor, time very rapidly becomes relative. But occasionally it feels like a long time
DOCTOR: I trust I haven't been a boring companion?
NYSSA: Anything but!
— Winter for the Adept
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