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Tags: Funny
(Returning to his car, Owen spots a young man.)
OWEN: Bernie Harris.
(He chases him through the streets.)
— Ghost Machine
MARGARET: We're in Cardiff. London doesn't care. The South Wales coast could fall into the sea and they wouldn't notice. Oh. I sound like a Welshman. God help me, I've gone native.
— Blon Slitheen, Boom Town
VORG: Our purpose is to amuse, simply to amuse. Nothing serious, nothing political.
— , Carnival of Monsters
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