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BELINDA: Is that better or worse than humans?
DOCTOR: If you start deciding which body is best, you’re going down a very dangerous path.
— The Robot Revolution
Tags: Funny
BELINDA: You mean it's literally the same diploma, like in a time travel way?
DOCTOR: Timey-wimey.
BELINDA: Timey-wimey?
DOCTOR: Yup.
BELINDA: Am I six?
DOCTOR: We couldn't save all of them.
FADE: We could save some.
DOCTOR: "Some" isn't good enough.
— Fast Times
CHRIS: The overrides are biometrically linked to me.
DOCTOR: So I’d need a sample of your DNA to trip the lock. Right! You know what you need to do.
CHRIS: Oh, all right, fine. I’ll kiss you.
(Mwah! Chris kisses the Doctor.)
DOCTOR: Oh. No, I just meant a follicle of your hair.
CHRIS: Oh. Really?
DOCTOR: But don’t worry about it.
CHRIS: Oh, I’m so embarrassed.
DOCTOR: There should be enough on my lips, um—oh, actually I probably need a bit extra. Hang on.
(Mmmmwah! The Doctor kisses Chris back.)
— Five Hundred Ways to Leave Your Lover
The prophecies of old foretold a war across the stars.
The cosmos torn asunder. Every planet left with scars.
From Skaro to Kasterborous, and Villengard as well —
Some know it as the Time War, but the Time Lords call it Hell.
The seven deaths of Davros, and the slaughter of Skull Moon.
The Neverwhen, the Never-weres, the Never-Gone-Too-Soon.
The war raged on for eons, and it’s only just begun,
Fragmenting space and causing time itself to be undone.
Until a man is born upon the barren sands of Karn,
Until that man confronts himself twice over, in a barn.
Until the Daleks breach the second city, and it falls.
Until that man engraves the words “No More” into the walls.
I am that man, and I will take this Moment to avow:
If once there was a Doctor, there is not a Doctor now.
— War Stories
DOCTOR: Ugh! Do you see? This is why nobody likes you! You have to be mysterious all the time. That's why everyone leaves you. That is why you are always alone.
— Fifteenth Doctor, Joy to the World
ROGUE: Live. Talk with everyone. Laugh. Dare to ask someone, "Is this seat taken?"
— Rogue, Rogue
RUBY: You great big god of nothing!
— Ruby Sunday, Empire of Death
Tags: Speech Sad
KATE: Doctor, are you there? This is me signing off… with thanks and love. And please send this monster back into hell. Because I have to hope that the birds will sing again. There will be birds.
— Kate Stewart, Empire of Death
MEL: There's nothing we can do… except fight!
— Melanie Bush, Empire of Death
FLOOD: Do you believe in the power of prayer?
CHERRY: I most certainly do.
FLOOD: Then tell your maker I will come to storm down his gates of gold and seize his kingdom in my true name.
CHERRY: Wh… whatcha talkin' about? Who… who are you?
(Mrs Flood puts her arm around Cherry.)
FLOOD: I'm sorry, you tiny little woman. I'm so, so sorry it ends like this. I had such plans…
— Empire of Death
Tags: Sad
KIND WOMAN: I think my daughter died, didn't she? And I forgot.
DOCTOR: I think she did. I'm sorry.
SUSAN: Oh, pet. Anything to help. I don't mind. I'll make the tea.
IBRAHIM: Did you make this tea?
SUSAN: I did, yes.
IBRAHIM: Don't make the tea.
RUBY: Yeah, I never understood. What was all that Egyptian stuff?
DOCTOR: Cultural appropriation.
DOCTOR: Oh, we are not just going to analyse this... Kate, do you have a Time window?
KATE: You expressly told us in the 1970s, UNIT was absolutely forbidden to experiment with any form of time technology.
DOCTOR: Do you have a Time window?
KATE: Ten floors down.
— The Legend of Ruby Sunday
KATE: But... Okay, the grandchild exists and you've got the TARDIS, but you've never gone back to see her. Why not?
DOCTOR: You've seen my life. I bring disaster, Kate. Disaster. What if I go back and ruin her?
KATE: For what it's worth, I think you bring joy.
MORRIS: It's off the scale. That thing is hot. It's cold. It's radioactive. It's dead. It's everything. I don't know!
CARLA: I know its name. It's the Beast!
DOCTOR: You know, I used to tell people I walked in Eternity. And the thing about Eternity is, well—it does go on.
— Fourth Doctor, The Caged Assassin
DOCTOR: You lost someone.
ROGUE: How do you know that?
DOCTOR: Because I know.
ROGUE: There was... Yeah. We travelled together. We had fun, y'know? And then a day came along, and at the end of that day... I lost them. What about you?
DOCTOR: I lost everyone.
ROGUE: At the party, I saw you with that woman.
DOCTOR: Mmm. My best friend.
ROGUE: Do you ever wonder... why keep going?
DOCTOR: Because we have to. We have to live each day because they can't. You don't have to stay a bounty hunter, Rogue. You could travel with me. Oh, the worlds I could show you, Rogue.
ROGUE: And what if I like what I do? Would you travel with me?
DOCTOR: That is quite an argument. I'll tell you what. When we both get out of this, let's argue across the stars.
ROGUE: I'd like that.
— Rogue
DOCTOR: (sotto) Say anything.
(Rogue goes down on one knee and holds up a ring.)
DOCTOR: Sorry. I c... I ca...
DUCHESS: People look to me as an arbiter of taste.
CHULDUR LEADER: What, in that dress?
ROGUE: Find me.
RUBY: Can't we use the TARDIS and go find him?
DOCTOR: There are as many dimensions as there are atoms in the universe. Don't even know his real name.
RUBY: I'm sorry.
DOCTOR: Anyway. It is what it is, so onwards. Fine. Next. Off we go. Where shall we go? Anywhere.
RUBY: Doctor, you don't have to be like this.
DOCTOR: I have to be like this, 'cos this is what I'm like. Onwards. Upwards. New horizons. Moving on. It's fine.
RUBY: Okay, can you just shut up a second?
(She gives him a hug.)
DOCTOR: It's good to have you back, Ruby.
RUBY: And you, Doctor. Hmm.
(The Doctor uses his sonic as a magnifier, spots a set of dice.)
DOCTOR: Ah ha. Did you get your name from Dungeons and Dragons?
ROGUE: Roll for Insight.
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