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Lindy Pepper-Bean: I thought this was the worst day of my life, but maybe it's the best.
Ricky September: There are still thousands of people being eaten alive.
Lindy Pepper-Bean: Yeah, but...
— Dot and Bubble
DALEK: Your appearance corresponds with the Time Lord known as "The Doctor". You are the enemy of the Daleks!
DOCTOR: It's the first line on my CV. Current Employment - The Oncoming Storm.
— A Genius for War
SIXTH DOCTOR: Angel to the left of us, angel to the right
TENTH DOCTOR: Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
— Out of Time 3 – Wink
DAN: What kind of a welcome is that, eh? I'll report you to your manager!
DALEK: Daleks do not have managers.
— Eve of the Daleks
JOSH CARTER: An emotion gun? How do you load it?
KATE STEWART: Dump it by text.
— Code Silver
KATE STEWART: Josh. This other universe, did I have an eyepatch there by any chance?
JOSH CARTER: Uh, I don't know, I didn't meet you. Why would you have an eyepatch?
KATE STEWART: Oh, just an old family story. Carry on.
— False Negative
COLONEL SHINDI: Do you mind telling me what's just happened here, Carter?
JOSH CARTER: Well-
KATE STEWART: Oh, that was an Osgood from an evil alternative universe, Colonel, isn't it obvious?
BILL: So, the Time Lords, bit flexible on the whole man-woman thing, then, yeah?
DOCTOR: We're the most civilised civilisation in the universe. We're billions of years beyond your petty human obsession with gender and its associated stereotypes.
BILL: But you still call yourselves Time Lords?
DOCTOR: Yeah. Shut up.
— World Enough and Time
KATE STEWART: Please don't make me have to kill dinosaurs. I'm a scientist... I just can't kill dinosaurs!
— Kate Stewart, Retrieval
KATE STEWART: Now let's see if I remember how to disassemble this.
JOSH CARTER: This interest in military hardware is new. I thought science leads?
KATE STEWART: Oh, it does, Mr. Carter. Science just needs to remember to carry a gun sometimes.
— House of Silents
Tags: Sad Speech
DOCTOR: Nothing’s sad until it’s over, and then everything is.
— Twelfth Doctor, Hell Bent
DOCTOR: Do you want a dangerous fugitive staying in your flat?
PAUL: Of course not.
DOCTOR: Well then, don’t upset him and he'll be a nice fugitive staying in your flat.
— The Fearmonger
KANDYMAN: So you trusted me, then, Doctor.
DOCTOR: Of course.
KANDYMAN: Very wise. I am a Kandyman of my word, but now our bargain is over. It's time to kill you.
DOCTOR: I thought you might have said that.
— The Happiness Patrol
Tags: Funny
DAVROS: The Daleks shall become Lords of Time! We shall become all-
DOCTOR: - Powerful. Crush the lesser races. Conquer the galaxy. Unimaginable power. Unlimited rice pudding, et cetera, et cetera.
— Remembrance of the Daleks
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