“Nothing’s sad until it’s over, and then everything is.”

SIXTH DOCTOR: Angel to the left of us, angel to the right

TENTH DOCTOR: Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

DAVROS: The Daleks shall become Lords of Time! We shall become all-

DOCTOR: - Powerful. Crush the lesser races. Conquer the galaxy. Unimaginable power. Unlimited rice pudding, et cetera, et cetera.

BILL: So, the Time Lords, bit flexible on the whole man-woman thing, then, yeah?

DOCTOR: We're the most civilised civilisation in the universe. We're billions of years beyond your petty human obsession with gender and its associated stereotypes.

BILL: But you still call yourselves Time Lords?

DOCTOR: Yeah. Shut up.

DAN: What kind of a welcome is that, eh? I'll report you to your manager!

DALEK: Daleks do not have managers.

DALEK: Your appearance corresponds with the Time Lord known as "The Doctor". You are the enemy of the Daleks!

DOCTOR: It's the first line on my CV. Current Employment - The Oncoming Storm.

KANDYMAN: So you trusted me, then, Doctor.

DOCTOR: Of course.

KANDYMAN: Very wise. I am a Kandyman of my word, but now our bargain is over. It's time to kill you.

DOCTOR: I thought you might have said that.

DOCTOR: Do you want a dangerous fugitive staying in your flat?

PAUL: Of course not.

DOCTOR: Well then, don’t upset him and he'll be a nice fugitive staying in your flat.

KATE STEWART: Now let's see if I remember how to disassemble this.

JOSH CARTER: This interest in military hardware is new. I thought science leads?

KATE STEWART: Oh, it does, Mr. Carter. Science just needs to remember to carry a gun sometimes.

“Please don't make me have to kill dinosaurs. I'm a scientist... I just can't kill dinosaurs!”

COLONEL SHINDI: Do you mind telling me what's just happened here, Carter?

JOSH CARTER: Well-

KATE STEWART: Oh, that was an Osgood from an evil alternative universe, Colonel, isn't it obvious?

KATE STEWART: Josh. This other universe, did I have an eyepatch there by any chance?

JOSH CARTER: Uh, I don't know, I didn't meet you. Why would you have an eyepatch?

KATE STEWART: Oh, just an old family story. Carry on.

JOSH CARTER: An emotion gun? How do you load it?

KATE STEWART: Dump it by text.

Lindy Pepper-Bean: I thought this was the worst day of my life, but maybe it's the best.

Ricky September: There are still thousands of people being eaten alive.

Lindy Pepper-Bean: Yeah, but...