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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Don't let the swords touch your skin!
— Thirteenth Doctor, Legend of the Sea Devils
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DOCTOR: Madam, what year is this?!
— Third Doctor, Dimensions in Time
DOCTOR: I should be taking it easy, not bounding around like some megaluthian slime skimmer.
DOCTOR: Our whole existence is being threatened by a renegade Time Lord known only as the Rani. She hates me. She even hates children! Two of my earlier selves have already been snared in her vicious trap..
— Fourth Doctor, Dimensions in Time
RANI: Pickled in time, like gherkins in a jar..
— The Rani, Dimensions in Time
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