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HAYTER: This is the Doctor. He's here to help us.
— , Time-Flight
Tags: Funny
(As they run down the stone staircase, Ace stops at a Gainsborough-like painting of a lady.)
ACE: Professor, that's me.
DOCTOR: What? Gosh, so it is. My goodness, what a good likeness.
ACE: How come I ended up here?
DOCTOR: Well, it hasn't happened yet.
ACE: But it's two hundred years ago.
DOCTOR: I know. We haven't done it. That's why you don't remember it.
ACE: It doesn't make sense.
DOCTOR: Well, it did to Louis Armstrong, but then he really understood time.
— Silver Nemesis
CHARLEY: Your eyes.
FERRAS: What about them?
CHARLEY: You've lost your eyes.
— Embrace the Darkness
BENNY (to the Doctor): "Oh, well don't you know how to take all the fun out of archaeology!"
— Bernice Summerfield, Love and War
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