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PERKINS: Perkins. Chief Engineer.
DOCTOR: The Doctor. Nosey Parker.
— Mummy on the Orient Express
DAVROS: The Daleks shall become Lords of Time! We shall become all-
DOCTOR: - Powerful. Crush the lesser races. Conquer the galaxy. Unimaginable power. Unlimited rice pudding, et cetera, et cetera.
— Remembrance of the Daleks
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