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THIRTEENTH DOCTOR: You've redecorated. I don't like it. Does it really need to be bigger in a room defined by its bigness?
— Thirteenth Doctor, The Reality War
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DOCTOR: I'm old and I am wise, but I am most definitely silly. And I am certainly never a grown up!
— Fifteenth Doctor, Fear Death by Water
‘I’m wearing Gallifreyan Goddess. Best perfume in the galaxy.’ River Song had left a bottle in the TARDIS many years ago, and although the scent regenerated on a daily basis to suit the Doctor’s mood, it always reminded him of her. Today it was a seductive mix of sea salt, vanilla and sandalwood, with a base note of oud and …
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— The Interstellar Song Contest
SCOOT: Polish Polish
— Scoot the Polish-Bot, The Robot Revolution
JO: Excuse me. Are you the Master, too?
MISSY: Honey, I can be whoever you want me to be.
— Masterful
Missy: (with an accent) First! Let me look into my giant crystal ball.
The Saxon Master: You never have a crystal ball.
Missy: (without accent) Okey, that's a tiny detail, right? So just shut up.
Sardo: Hello, is there someone in there?
The Reborn Master: No, no, no, no, just a man. Laughing at the futility of existence. And some pens.
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