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Tags: Funny
DOCTOR: Let me out!
TARAN WOOD BEAST: I once gave your companion a mildly inconvenient scare, Doctor! Now I'm going to roar and give you a scratching!
(VAN STATTEN watching the screen)
VAN STATTEN: it's talking!
GODDARD: Sir, it's going to slightly irritate him!
— Dalek: Spoof Scenes
This Doctor did not look like any doctor I knew. His accent was strange, he was wearing lots of rings on his fingers, like a queen, but was looking around like a soldier.
— Omo Esosa, What I Did On My Holidays By Omo Esosa
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