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CLARA: If Vastra changed, if she was different, if she wasn't the person that you liked?
Jenny: I don't like her, ma'am. I love her. And as to different? Well, she's a lizard.
— Deep Breath
GREGSON: Well, it's just laid an egg.
VASTRA: It's dropped a blue box marked Police out of its mouth. Your grasp of biology, it troubles me.
CLARA: And now it's time for one last bow, like all your other selves. Eleven's hour is over now. The clock is striking twelve's.
— Clara Oswald, The Time of the Doctor
DOCTOR: We all change, when you think about it. We're all different people all through our lives. And that's okay, that's good, you've got to keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be. I will not forget one line of this. Not one day. I swear. I will always remember when the Doctor was me.
— Eleventh Doctor, The Time of the Doctor
DOCTOR: Love from Gallifrey boys!
WAR DOCTOR: Oh yes, of course. I suppose it makes sense. Wearing a bit thin. I hope the ears are a bit less conspicuous this time.
— War Doctor, The Day of the Doctor
DOCTOR: Never give up. Never give in.
TENTH DOCTOR: Trenzalore. We need a new destination, because I don't want to go.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: He always says that.
— The Day of the Doctor
TENTH DOCTOR: Oooh, lovely.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Oooh, lovely.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: I never forget a face.
CURATOR: I know you don't. And in years to come, you might find yourself revisiting a few. But just the old favourites, eh?
WAR DOCTOR: You're my future selves?
TEN & ELEVEN: Yes!
WAR DOCTOR: Am I having a midlife crisis? Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols. Look like you've seen a ghost.
WAR DOCTOR: Time Lords of Gallifrey, Daleks of Skaro, I serve notice on you all. Too long I have stayed my hand. No more. Today you leave me no choice. Today, this war will end. No more. No more.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: I could be a curator. I'd be great at curating. I'd be the Great Curator. I could retire and do that. I could retire and be the curator of this place.
CURATOR: You know, I really think you might.
DOCTOR: I've had many faces, many lives. I don't admit to all of them. There's one life I've tried very hard to forget. He was the Doctor who fought in the Time War, and that was the day he did it. The day I did it. The day he killed them all. The last day of the Time War. The war to end all wars between my people and the Daleks. And in that battle there was a man with more blood on his hands than any other, a man who would commit a crime that would silence the universe. And that man was me.
— Eleventh Doctor, The Day of the Doctor
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Listen, what you get up to in the privacy of your own regeneration is your business.
TENTH DOCTOR: One of them is a Zygon.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Urgh. I'm not judging you.
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ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Hey, look. The round things.
TENTH DOCTOR: I love the round things.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: What are the round things?
TENTH DOCTOR: No idea.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: It's a timey-wimey thing.
WAR DOCTOR: Timey what? Timey-wimey?
TENTH DOCTOR: I've no idea where he picks that stuff up.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Okay. Gentlemen, we're ready. Geronimo!
TENTH DOCTOR: Allons-y!
WAR DOCTOR: Oh, for God's sake. Gallifrey stands!
CURATOR: Oh, it's entirely up to you. Your choice, eh? I can only tell you what I would do if I were you. Oh, if I were you. Oh, perhaps I was you, of course. Or perhaps you are me. Congratulations.
ELEVENTH DOCTOR: Thank you very much.
CURATOR: Or perhaps it doesn't matter either way. Who knows, eh? Who knows?
OHILA: We restored you to life, but it's a temporary measure. You have a little under four minutes.
DOCTOR: Four minutes? That's ages. What if I get bored? I need a television, couple of books, anyone for chess? Bring me knitting.
— The Night of the Doctor
DOCTOR: I'm a doctor. But probably not the one you're expecting.
— Eighth Doctor, The Night of the Doctor
DOCTOR: I don't suppose there's any need for a Doctor, anymore. Make me a warrior, now.
DOCTOR: Charley, C'Rizz, Lucie, Tamsin, Molly. Friends, companions I've known, I salute you. And Cass, I apologise. Physician, heal thyself.
DOCTOR: Doctor no more.
— War Doctor, The Night of the Doctor
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